Me: All rigth I'm hosting and writing this particular abbridge chapter. And I will admit; quality-wise it's nowhere near as good as Aniki's or Toshi's... But I will get better.
FT wiki: *turns away to leave*
Me: Don't bail on me yet! I said quality was bad yes but I feel my humor was quite good! Take it easy on me people, it's my first go, and I still suck at Photoediting.
FT Wiki: *stays*
Me: Well can I start?
Aniki: Just do it.
Me: Thanks. I couldn't pull of tittle page like I wanted so here is the main bulk:
Fairy Raven: Yep, I knew Erza relied solely on Plot Armor.
Me: We all did. We all did.
MDM: So why did you censor Juvia's Plans?
Me: Leaves more to the imagination, and let's people be as twisted as they want about it.
God: And a valid point was made: Who would've though Erza's Plot Armor would ever fail?
Rainbow: Yep, Grey is fucked. Literally. 
Me: At this point, somewhere Laxus Fan-girls are freaking the fuck out.
MDM: Particulary my little sister.
Me: Wait for it Aniki.
Me: Told ya.
MDM: Did she just say: "Feel WRATH"?
Wrath: Someone call my name?
Nosebleed: What's with the Rufie reference?
Me: I feel I should explain that. This scene was originally a joke about Juvia drugging and then raping Grey...
Rainbow: *Listens with interest* What?
Me: And the last thing I wanted to do was give my sex-starved, handcuff loving, rape-obsessed wife anymore ideas, so I edited it out for the safety of the general public.
Rainbow: Did you really think that would work?
Me: Shit...Moving on now...
FT Wiki as a whole at the joke: 
Me: Like no one else even though it even once. We all at least had though this very joke at least once.
MDM: When do we get to the Erza-spanking scene?
Me: Right now. And I would like to note, the original dialog works the best here. Thank you Chaos.
MDM:
Oh hell yeah....
90% of guys on FT Wiki (atleast):
Me: Let's give them about five minutes to....let all of that....sink in...
.... Five minutes later...
Me: Next page now.
FTGM: I just noticed, why is Gajeel singing like Killer Bee?
Me: It was the only joke I could think of for much he sucks as a singer.
God: That is a good question. Who said Natsu was done with Lucy? And where are my cucumber jokes?
Me: I think Aniki had the cucumber jokes TMed. As for the other question here's your answer:
FT wiki: Yep that expalains it.
Me: Moving on...
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PAGES CONTAIN GRAPHIC REACTIONS TO A SERIES OF LOLI FAN-SERVICE SCENES. THESE ARE PERFECT RE-ENACTMENTS OF THE ABBRIGER'S REACTIONS.
Everyone:
Meanwhile the abbriger has been rushed to the ICU due to massive blood lost. 3 days later he returns.
FT Wiki:
Me: Bite me. I don't give a damn anymore about what you think of me anymore...Let's please continue this...
Rem: Because Lolis are sexy.
Me: Rem you're not helping! Now either STFU or GTFO!
Rem: How about neither.
Me: oivei.
MDM: So you were behind the Loli Fan-service increase? 
Me: So what if I was?
http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag119/TristanTsunami/The%20Return%20of%20Mistress%20Mira%20and%20Loli%20Fanservice/page21_zps87a311d2.jpg http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag119/TristanTsunami/The%20Return%20of%20Mistress%20Mira%20and%20Loli%20Fanservice/Page22_zps48d25f5e.jpg
Me: Yeah, I went there....so sue me.
FT wiki: ...
Rainbow: Well did Natsu really do those things?
Rem: Did Wendy really get hit by the Strip Magic?
Me: Ask Aniki. I don't know for sure.
MDM: What do you think? 
Everyone: WendyxChelia?
Me: Yeah I do so what? You know what I say:
Me: Anyway, what to know what happened to Grey?
And that is it. It was kinda hard to Abbrige an Omake, because it was funny as hell to begin with anyway.
Glass: Sets FT Wiki on fire bitches!