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The Official Fairy Tail Wiki Magazine, June 2013

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Rauleli Table of Contents
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Contents 18
  1. Cover
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Technical Updates
  4. Sexiest Mage Alive
  5. Ugliest Mage Alive
  6. This Month in the Manga
  7. The Earth Land Chronicles
  8. Gate of the Horoscope
  9. Jakuho's Corner
  10. Real Tail
  11. Fairy Advice
  12. Fairy Tail and the Chamber of Art
  13. The Last Pollbender

Cover of The Magazine

TheCarrotSaysYumYum Technical Updates
TheCarrotSaysYumYum | Writer


Technical-Updates

( .__.) *sighs* Page 3... You know you love it...

Well, this month was very uneventful on the Wiki in terms of activity, so I won't be having my game this month T^T Sorry~

As for last month, I think only Wrath tried to guess the updates, but I totally forgot to tell him that he was wrong so nobody won (Yay!) >:) Anyways, because I know you're all dying to see which updates were missing, they were as follows:

  • Arms Spell was renamed Arms.
  • Jiggle Butt Gang will have a synopsis added to their page
  • Geese has been created.
  • Armpit Perfume has been created.
  • Erza's profile picture on the character page was not changed.

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So... this is significantly awkward... I think I'll just leave now... *sneakies out*


Recent Wiki Changes Discussion Report
The following changes have occurred in the wiki: Announcements and discussion results:
  • With Herme's extra information, Purehito's name was discussed again and changed this time.
  • Wendy replaced Mirajane in the Main Page portal and Jak cried.
  • Elfman's quote was opted to be changed and was.
  • The same occurred with Yukino's quote.
  • The combined text equated to a short novel, but Zirconis' page was decided to be split between his Spirit and the physical form of him that came through the Eclipse Gate.
  • Only Misk, Mega and Jak said anything, but the Dragon Image Gallery was decided to not be needed and was deleted.
  • We got a new "How to Vote" template :) Yay!
  • Revire's name was debated for a bit, but there was not enough support at this time to warrant a name change.
  • In line with Zirconis' page split, Future Levy got a page too :/
  • Umy got people to support putting numbers somewhere??
  • Ultear's Last Ages spell had it's name debated for a while, but in the end no changes were made.
  • Everyone wanted to delete White Shadow Dragon's Ray, and then suddenly didn't want to delete it, so it wasn't deleted >__>

Image Changes

IamJakuhoRaikoben Sexiest Mage Alive
IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor


SMAJJ (13)

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Sting Eucliffe SMA
This month's Sexiest Mage Alive is Sting Eucliffe. He's a Mage of Sabertooth that employs White Dragon Slayer Magic as his main form of Magic. Sting cares deeply for his Exceed companion Lector and is willing to go to any lengths to protect him. Women of all ages seem to go crazy over him, although none of them are quite Sting's type. One would think that Sting's sexual orientation should be obvious from his clothing choice, but apparently, it is not.

Quote SMA (Jun2013)

(Sting) to (himself) "Victory shall be mine... At any and all costs."

IamJakuhoRaikoben Sexiest Mage Alive
IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor


UMAJJ (13)

Minty & Toshi UMA
This month's Ugliest Mage(s) Alive are Mintaro and ToshiroFanGirl also known as Minty and Toshi. These two girls are by all accounts hideous, but their ogre faces, prickly leg hair, manly muscles, and untamed pubic forests are not what got these two despicable women on the list. It's what lies on the inside of these women that earned them a feature in this article. These two young ladies are perhaps the most evil, vile, venereal disease infested, man-hating whores you will ever meet in your life. Their sole goal in life is to eradicate the male population by infecting us all with AIDS or one of the dozens of others of STDs they have. If you value your life men, stay far, FAR away!!

Quote UMA (Jun2013)

(Girls) "What's a razor?"

Rauleli This Month in the Manga
Rauleli | '
Aldarinor This Month in the Manga
Aldarinor | Writer


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Ultraprime2 The Earth Land Chronicles
Ultraprime2 | Intern


EarthLandChronicles

Welcome to another issue of The Earth Land Chronicles. This article will a relatively sarcastic overview of things in the Fairy Tail series, which will probably be presented in chronological order. This could include main villains, Dragon Slayers, Celestial Spirits, all in the order they were revealed. Our first series will be the story arcs of Fairy Tail, with an arc being done each month. So let's continue with the Tenrou Island arc.


Welcome to the newest edition of The Earthland Chronicles where we're going to go through the various arcs of Fairy Tail in comedic style! This month, we're taking a look at one of Fairy Tail's biggest arcs: Tenrou Island!

But hey, I know that this arc is long as balls. Therefore, I'm gonna split it up and we're gonna review the first 1/3 of this arc up to a certain point. Yay!

So we start off the chapter on some island where an emo kid murders some wolves cause they got too close to him. And he wants to meet and ask out Natsu Dragneel. Alright then, whatever.

Canabath

Is it just me, or is her left one bigger than her right?

Now no Fairy Tail arc would be exist without some fanservice. Our first shot of the guild members is Lucy in the bath when suddenly, Cana is shown. The two naked girls chat a bit about Lucy's dad and then Cana says she might leave the guild. OK, what? In the guild, everyone is rushing like crazy to take jobs, climbing over one another to get the work. Cause we all know there's nothing like a good last-minute rush to ensure good results. Students, wouldn't you agree? Mira says Cana always gets depressed around this time and it's then that we find out why! It's time for the Chuunin Exams S-Class Trial! The candidates are Natsu, Gray, Freed, Levy, Elfman, Juvia, Cana and some nobody named "Mest", and they have the chance to become S-Class Mages. As expected, Gajeel is pissed that he didn't get chosen. It's then that Carla has her vision of a tearing Natsu, a crying Cana, an unmoving arm and that emo kid from the island. We know right off the bat this is gonna be one hell of an arc.

Cana's pre-trial depression

Would you still hit that?

You also get a partner for the exams, but not a current S-Class Mage like Mirajane (sorry Rai ^_^). So Natsu chooses Happy, Juvia gets the recently-returned Lisanna, Freed chooses Bickslow, Elfman takes Freed's reject, Gray goes with Loke, who suspends his contract with Lucy, Levy gets forced into being Gajeel's partner when her two lovers are too dumb to do anything about it. While walking home, Lucy comes into contact with a bum, which happens to be Cana. Since she failed the exam 4 times already and wants to leave if she fails again. Telling her a secret, Lucy decides to be her partner.

Lucy, Wendy, Happy and Cana on the ship

I don't have any funny caption here. Just look at the bikinis.

So the exam is on Tenrou Island and everyone boards a ship to get there. It's hot as balls so everyone's in their swimwear or low levels of clothing, except Gray who's naked as always. It's here that we find out the details of the first part of the exam and everyone is told to go. Sadly, they can't leave the boat thanks to Freed being a dick and trapping everyone with his runes. Levy and Evergreen are able to rewrite them, but only for themselves and their partners, proving that they're way more deceptive than we gave them credit for. Not really a surprise in Evergreen's case though. Anyways, everyone is soon able to go but Lucy and Cana are left back at the beginning.

First Test Pass

Bikinis always win!

Eventually, they find that they have to go through a path that can end in a battle against another team, a safe pass or a fight with an S-Class Mage. As it turns out, they have to fight Freed and Bickslow. It seems hopeless given how they fought back in the Fighting Festival arc but there's an advantage here: Freed's shy around girls in bikinis. Therefore, he loses, but it's all a ploy since he owed them. Cause we all know those two would never lose to Lucy and Cana unless it were a beauty contest.

At the same time, Gray and Loke end up beating up Mest and leaving Wendy aside. Evidently he's gotten weaker since the last trial, but neither really remembers that. So in the end, the ones who passed the first trial are Cana and Lucy, Gray and Loke, Levy and Gajeel, Elfman and Evergreen and Natsu and Happy, who lost to Gildarts but got passed anyways cause Gildarts decided to be nice. Sadly, Juvia got her ass kicked by Erza. Not really a surprise, but w/e. Nice to see Erza dominate as usual.

The second test is to find the grave of the 1st master: Mavis Vermilion. But before that, let's take some time to appreciate some female bodies from the first part of this trial.

Alright pervs, zip up your pants and get back in the game.

The island is full of weird things. Not just the weird-ass Natsu who talks to animals but also the animals who talk back to him. Man those things are huge. There's also Mirajane's weird imagination when trying to think of Elfman and Evergreen's baby, their "pending marriage" being how they tricked her into letting them win. So as the losers and those not participating take rest, we hear that Freed and Bickslow left with Gildarts while Wendy has yet to show up at camp. She's exploring the island with her partner so Erza takes off with Juvia to find her.

Elsewhere, Elfman and Evergreen are having a lover spat, where we find out about the marriage being a ruse (big surprise there, eh?) and stuff. As they do, they're approached by the wolf murderer who tries to make sure they don't get near him. Naturally though, it's too late and he attacks, leading to Mr. Nakama to save them by pushing their heads into the ground, with his scarf turning black as a result while the boy cries at seeing Natsu. C'mon, he ain't that ugly. So the boy really wants Natsu to kill him for some reason but Natsu ain't strong enough yet. Apparently, plot magic doesn't work here. Yet. But hey, there is a great song for this.

Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy,
But you seem strong,
So kill me, maybe.


On, and I can finally say this is Zeref and we've also got evil flying high in the sky. They're quite a colorful crew and they wanna awaken Zeref. We've seen that before with Ultear contacting Master Hades but now we have the faces of their cohorts.

Gajeel eats iron made by Levy

Is this "taking a bite out of love"?

Meanwhile, Lucy thinks she knows where the grave they're after is and since they're too lazy to think for themselves, Gray and Loke opt to cheat and follow her and Cana. At the same time, Gajeel pisses off Levy with his interest in fighting, causing her to dramatically run away like an idiot in dangerous territory and come across a dog and a chicken. Thankfully, she's saved by Gajeel. Not like we didn't see it coming, but still nice all the same. These guys are from Grimoire Heart and they ain't too bad, despite looking like something from a circus show reject tent. The battle is tough and Gajeel takes a crap ton of hits such that he tells Levy to run. Oh, but not before she writes him a little "LOVE" letter which gives him the strength to fight. Kicking their asses at the cost of taking more damage, Gajeel wins while Levy gets to a bikini-clad Erza, who sends out the message of the attack via signal flare.

So as these things go on, the loli is found by Carla and Pantherlily. They showed up on the island cause they don't think Mest is really part of the guild. Not really their fault since A) He isn't and B) He made everyone think he was with his Magic. Of course, this little fest is interrupted by Grimoire Heart member Azuma a badass who can blow stuff up. Hell yeah. Sadly, this proves pretty effective in battle and lets him beat up on the group, including a battleship brought by Mest, actually a Magic Council member.

Laxus in the desert

He's gonna be back!

Meanwhile, Makarov confronts the dark guild, smashing the hell out of their airship but letting the Mages escape while he's confronted by Hades. Makarov, faced with Grimoire Law can't use Fairy Law and is forced to look at his enemy. Turns out, Hades is really a good guy gone bad who came to mess up the exam and his name is Orochimaru Precht, the 2nd Guild Master of Fairy Tail. For an old dude, he packs a punch since he pretty much kicks the crap out of Makarov, who can't really fight back. One shotted and annihilated, Makarov is left for the dead but not before entrusting his will to someone far away.

Naturally though, Fairy Tail has no problem fighting the fodder. Mirajane can even take one out with a stick. Nice! While Natsu gets over to Wendy and saves her, he comes across crazy bastard Zancrow whose flames he can't eat cause he's a Flame God Slayer and thus superior. Everyone else has met their enemies as well. Gray, Cana, Lucy and Loke are fighting a goat, Lisanna and Mirajane are fighting Azuma, Elfman and Evergreen are fighting some homo and Erza and Juvia are fighting a loli. The time Mage Ultear and the fatass are elsewhere though. It's here we learn that each of the 7 Kin of Purgatory has a lost Magic.

Natsu's fight is hard as balls since he can't really hurt his opponent and at one point is even sent flying to where Makarov is, where he finds out the truth. Now bursting with resolve not entirely related to Nakama (Ikr, I was surprise too), Natsu gets back in the fight and soon takes out Zancrow with a little help from Makarov and a whole ton of plot bs. Really? "Nullifying" your own Magic to eat the flames? Totally shouldn't have worked. How the hell do you even do that? Jeez. At least this godawful fight is over.

Angry Zeref

Don't make him angry. You won't like him when he's angry.

Elsewhere, Mirajane is forced to fight Azuma when he takes Lisanna hostage and will kill her in 3 minutes unless he's beaten. Naturally though, Mirajane abandons the battle and shields her sister from the subsequent explosion, claiming she didn't wanna lose her again. Gotta admit, that was pretty sweet. Too bad the anime screwed up this battle. But anyways, Mirajane's beaten while somewhere else, Ultear comes across Zeref, and he sure ain't happy about it.

So, that's the end of this edition of The Earth Land Chronicles. Join us next month when we pick up where we left off. Till then!

Man..... I should probably rename this thing "The Sexy Land Chronicles" with the weird-ass way I've been writing ( ._.)

Best Quote of this part of the Arc

"So, your sister's going to forfeit here, but.....you don't need to worry, Lisanna. you're the one person I won't let die again." - Mirajane to Lisanna in Fairy Sisters

Best Magic of this part of the Arc

Flame God Slayer Magic - Awesome Magic. Totally didn't get enough show-time.

Best Moment of this part of the Arc

Lucy decides to become Cana's partner in the S-Class Trial.

Best Chapter of this part of the Arc

Chapter 204 - Bikinis ftw

Best Episode of this part of the Arc

Natsu vs. Gildarts - Seeing Natsu get trounced was awesome.

Relikz Gate of the Horoscope
Relikz | Writer


Gate Logo
Want to see your future? Then read on!
BEFORE LOOKING AT YOUR HOROSCOPE, I WANT YOU TO SEE THIS CLIP I FOUND IN A SECURITY TAPE FROM A MOVIE THEATER I VISITED. IT SEEMS THAT THE SECURITY CAMERA CAUGHT HOW RAI AND GLASS FIRST MET. LET'S ALL WATCH.

Aries ARIES
(March 21 - April 19)
I'm Sorry

TAURUS
(April 20 - May 20)
Taurus
Resist the Power (talking to you Gisme XD)

Gemini GEMINI
(May 21 - June 20)
People like us

CANCER
(June 21 -July 22)
Cancer
WTF

Leo LEO
(July 23 - August 22)
Give It Up To Me

VIRGO
(August 23 - September 22)
Virgo
Safe and Sound (shoutout to my son AOD!)

Libra LIBRA
(September 23 - October 22)
Get IT

SCORPIO
(October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio
Fire and Rain

Sagittarius SAGITTARIUS
(November 22 - December 21)
Goofy Goobers

CAPRICORN
(December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn
Shine Bright Like a Diamond

Aquarius AQUARIUS
(January 20 - February 18)
Troublemaker

PISCES
(February 19 - March 20)
Pisces
Black or White

IamJakuhoRaikoben Jakuho's Corner
IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor


Jakuho's Corner
Welcome

Welcome to "Jakuho's Corner", your source for Fairy Tail rumors, chapter info, interviews, and more!
Rumors

Note: The rumors this month are stale, meaning there are no new rumors this month. Do not assume the following are definitely true. These are all rumors that I got from one of my many sources:

Stale Rumors >>>

IamJakuhoRaikoben
IamJakuhoRaikoben is the founder of Jakuho's Corner, as well as its sole editor. His goal in its founding was to keep editors and viewers of the Fairy Tail Wiki informed on the latest rumors, gossip, and facts about the Fairy Tail Series.

Interviews

Hello everyone! Today we will be interviewing the fairest (or unfairest) maiden on the site, Umnei !

Fairy Tail Wiki: Tell us a little about yourself.
Umnei: I'm just your resident pure gypsy maiden nun princess fighter whos down for anything ;) but that doesn't mean im easy >:/

Fairy Tail Wiki: How did you first discover the Fairy Tail Wiki?
Umnei: honestly, I don't really remember but I bumped into it just to chat, and now I find myself contributing here lots and lots :)

Fairy Tail Wiki: What 5 tips would you give new users on the wiki?
Umnei: Firstly, jump on chat and get to familiarize yourself with your peers. Secondly, read the policies and layouts we have here to avoid making any oopsies :) Thirdly, edit if you can and add references~ Fourth, participate in the voting when you can because every vote counts here :) and finally, join Guilds once you get used to editing :)

Fairy Tail Wiki: How do you like being a Councilor/Chat Mod?
Umnei: Well, I never thought I'd end up with these positions in the past but time flies and I appreciate the fact that our community trusts me with them :) it has it's moments where one must be serious when approaching certain scenarios but overall it's a fun experience :)

Fairy Tail Wiki: Are you a man or a woman? ಠ_ಠ
Umnei: Yes.

Fairy Tail Wiki: If you could marry any person on the site, who would it be?
Umnei: well damn, it would have to be someone who's willing to wine and dine a Maiden such as myself. Unfortunately, not many people are bold enough to take me out for a spin so I don't feel like naming names. But rest assured, I do have a certain candidate in mind ;)

Fairy Tail Wiki: Is it true that you are carrying Flipsy's baby O_O?
Umnei: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe I sedated him, slung him over my back and threw him into my car where i violently straddled him like a hobby horse overnight just to acquire his seed to have adorable kids, maybe I didn't. Anyways, either way, it's as close as I can get to having padonka-donk with a God. I've always been the adventurous type... But uh- maybe I didnt (?)...

Fairy Tail Wiki: Which came first, the Chaos or the Egg?
Umnei: heeeeeey wait a minute :( isn't Chaos human? Humans dont come from eggs D: I'm scared and confused now, and feel slightly violated (I don't mind the latter that much right now, it's been a while...) but yeah right, Chaos totes came first. OH in lieu of the previous question, why don't I have Chaos' kid? :3

Fairy Tail Wiki: If you could have any superpower, which would you choose?
Umnei: hmm... either the ability to create force fields at will (versatile uses), or super strength. Teleportation and flight sound good too. If it were a Fairy Tail Magic, I'd say Water Magic :)

Well, there ya have it folks. Nei-Chan drugged and raped Flipsy and is now carrying his child! The child shall be named Umsy or Flipnei or Flipsei or Umny or Lipumsin...... Anyhow, next month we will be interviewing perhaps the most underrated user on the site. Don't miss it! Next time on Jakuho's Corner.

Aldarinor Real Tail
Aldarinor | Writer

Abe

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Hey folks

<inster Darinor's speech here></Darinor's speech>


Heya guys. It was a busy month for me, so I made things a bit different this issue...

The next Mashima work in the Mashima-en Volume 1 is The Adventure of Plue. It's just a comic-game where you follow the directions determined by the decision you make, so there isn't much things that I can comment about, so I normally would simply skip it. But since I didn't have time to work on the next OneShot, I'll simply offer you guys a chance to play this game. Click on the four pictures to enlarge and Good Luck!

How you should read it:
Game instructions

Plue Adventures 1
Panels 1 to 27
Plue Adventures 2
Panels 28 to 63



Plue Adventures 3
Panels 64 to 99
Plue Adventures 4
Panels 100 to 129

Sorcerer Magazine Staff Fairy Advice
Sorcerer Magazine | Staff Project



Questions made by Carrot this month

Fairy Interview
FAIRY INTERVIEW
A column where questions are asked to different characters in the Fairy Tail Series and are answered by the Sorcerer Magazine Staff
Logo Fairy Tail right

This month's questions are:

  • The Eclipse Gate has been destroyed, seemingly along with the ability for anyone to now travel through time. However, if you could still use it, where would you travel to and what would you do?
  • What did you think of Fairy Tail OVA 5?
  • So, Natsu has taken out Future Rogue, and, as always, had some long speech to say as he did so. If you had the chance to completely beat Natsu to a pulp, what would you say to him as you landed your final blow?
  • Pokemon has taken over the Wiki as the latest fad. However, like all fads it's bound to die out at some point and be replaced by something new. What would you like the next craze to be?
  • Why is Rauleli so damn lazy!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Answers:
Guilherme Abe Guilherme Abe | Intern
Ultear Milkovich
The Eclipse Gate has been destroyed, seemingly along with the ability for anyone to now travel through time. However, if you could still use it, where would you travel to and what would you do?
A: I would go back to the time when I mistook Gray and Lyon for my mom's new children, and engage into a threesome with them ♥ So we all would be happy, both characters and readers.
What did you think of Fairy Tail OVA 5?
A: It sucked because my huge breasts and butt I didn't appear on it!! I was so looking forward to show off my new swimsuit!! that's not new at all, it's just the clothes I'm wearing right now minus the cape
So, Natsu has taken out Future Rogue, and, as always, had some long speech to say as he did so. If you had the chance to completely beat Natsu to a pulp, what would you say to him as you landed your final blow?
A: I'd say "I'M THE HERO 'ROUND HERE, YOU DAMN OF A MAIN CHARACTER!!!"
Pokemon has taken over the Wiki as the latest fad. However, like all fads it's bound to die out at some point and be replaced by something new. What would you like the next craze to be?
A: It would be awesome and healthy for this wiki to give the Lost series and its time travels some highlight. Okay, its end may have sucked, that church was weird at all, but it was a great series while it lasted!!
Why is Rauleli so damn lazy!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
A: Because anyone with such an awful name would turn himself against the world. Don't blame him ;D
TheCarrotSaysYumYum TheCarrotSaysYumYum | Writer
Mavis Vermilion
The Eclipse Gate has been destroyed, seemingly along with the ability for anyone to now travel through time. However, if you could still use it, where would you travel to and what would you do?
A: I would travel to the future to see if the Fairy Tail guild is still as amazing as it is now!
Carry: >__>" This is Fairy Tail Mavis... knowing Mashima I'm pretty sure the Fairy Tail guild will always be OP and awesome...
A: Who's Mashima?? o___O
What did you think of Fairy Tail OVA 5?
A: I got to play in the pool so it was fun!... until Natsu and Gray decided to destroy everything and make us pay the bill T^T And then there was the fact that... *mutters off*
Carry: What? ( .__.)
A: *puts her hands over her flat chest* N-n-nothing!! T^T
So, Natsu has taken out Future Rogue, and, as always, had some long speech to say as he did so. If you had the chance to completely beat Natsu to a pulp, what would you say to him as you landed your final blow?
A: I would never attack my own guild member! Though if I had to I'd say "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A LOLI!!"
Rem: Perv
No... never underestimate them... 
Pokemon has taken over the Wiki as the latest fad. However, like all fads it's bound to die out at some point and be replaced by something new. What would you like the next craze to be?
A: N-Neopets?
Fi: YAY \( ^__^)/
Why is Rauleli so damn lazy!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
A: Just as some are born great, achieve greatness and have greatness thrust upon them, some are born lazy, achieve laziness and have laziness thrust upon them >__> You can usually just burn these people...
Ultraprime2 Ultraprime2 | Writer
Umnei (disguised as Juvia Lockser)
The Eclipse Gate has been destroyed, seemingly along with the ability for anyone to now travel through time. However, if you could still use it, where would you travel to and what would you do?
A: I think I'd love to travel back in time to before the wiki was founded and find it. If that doesn't really apply, I think I would love to go back in time to when Juvia -I mean I- was born and watch it all over again.
What did you think of Fairy Tail OVA 5?
A: Oh it was amazing! Seeing Gray trying to fight Lyon over Juvia -I mean me- was so entertaining. And I also loved that crazy sliding around at the end. Y'know I have a slide as well. Anyone care for a ride? ;)
So, Natsu has taken out Future Rogue, and, as always, had some long speech to say as he did so. If you had the chance to completely beat Natsu to a pulp, what would you say to him as you landed your final blow?
A: How dare you lead Gray to his death and make Juvia -I mean me- so sad!? Do you have any idea how much I wanna slap you in the face right now!?
Pokemon has taken over the Wiki as the latest fad. However, like all fads it's bound to die out at some point and be replaced by something new. What would you like the next craze to be?
A: Well, it'd be really great if we could all focus on the relationships between users. Weddings never go out of style. I mean, they're a billion-dollar industry and I'm only a bridesmaid for like half of them.
Why is Rauleli so damn lazy!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
A: Aw, give him a break. Not everyone can be as energetic and punctual as Gray when he's coming to pick up Juvia -I mean me- up for our date.
Guilherme Abe Guilherme Abe | Intern
Obito Uchiha
The Eclipse Gate has been destroyed, seemingly along with the ability for anyone to now travel through time. However, if you could still use it, where would you travel to and what would you do?
A: Well time travel doesn't really matter because once my Tsuki no Me plan is completed, I will be able to rewrite the world as I wish. However, if this was ever possible, I would go back to the day when Kakashi Hatake was born and kill this mom, so anything bad would happen to the world.
What did you think of Fairy Tail OVA 5?
A: I don't get why does Fairy Tail get so many cool and sexy OVAs while Naruto has to suffer with those shitty fillers... I just wish I could be in a OVA with so many small swimsuits like that :)
So, Natsu has taken out Future Rogue, and, as always, had some long speech to say as he did so. If you had the chance to completely beat Natsu to a pulp, what would you say to him as you landed your final blow?
A: I would say that no Genjutsu would ever be able to make him a better character.
Pokemon has taken over the Wiki as the latest fad. However, like all fads it's bound to die out at some point and be replaced by something new. What would you like the next craze to be?
A: You should go crazy about Zombies. Zombies make everything better, because you can kill all of the people with a smile on your face and then create your new world order. I recommend watching World War Z, reading High School of the Dead and playing The Last of Us.
Why is Rauleli so damn lazy!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
A: It must be some genetic problem. Even in my new world he would keep being lazy. Must be exterminated as soon as possible.
Rauleli Rauleli | Writer
Jellal Fernandes
The Eclipse Gate has been destroyed, seemingly along with the ability for anyone to now travel through time. However, if you could still use it, where would you travel to and what would you do?
A: I would travel back to June 15 so that I could give Carrot-chan a special birthday present in her bedroom.
http://i746.photobucket.com/albums/xx107/rauleli/5893a6a7-6390-480b-be91-09d571817c7a_zps2a00b0a3.jpg
What did you think of Fairy Tail OVA 5?
A: It was hilarious! Plus I had the chance to have some fun with Erza.
http://i746.photobucket.com/albums/xx107/rauleli/Thisainthappening_zpsd000950f.jpg
So, Natsu has taken out Future Rogue, and, as always, had some long speech to say as he did so. If you had the chance to completely beat Natsu to a pulp, what would you say to him as you landed your final blow?
A: I'd say "You don't deserve to be in the same guild as Erza. Die like a fucking worm."
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Pokemon has taken over the Wiki as the latest fad. However, like all fads it's bound to die out at some point and be replaced by something new. What would you like the next craze to be?
A: Hmmm hard question... Cats maybe?

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Why is Rauleli so damn lazy!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
A: *ignores question and poses for Carry*
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Hungry (wearing a God-awful blonde wig to pose as Zancrow)
The Eclipse Gate has been destroyed, seemingly along with the ability for anyone to now travel through time. However, if you could still use it, where would you travel to and what would you do?
A: Back to the start of the Fairy Tail series so that I could kill off Natsu and all the other main characters and start a new Fairy Tail filled with badass trolls like myself >:) What an awesome series that would be!
What did you think of Fairy Tail OVA 5?
A: Meh >__> Would have been better if someone actually got properly stripped, but I can't complain with the fanservice that was there. Besides, I did enjoy following that Flare chick around and checking out her ass Perv


So, Natsu has taken out Future Rogue, and, as always, had some long speech to say as he did so. If you had the chance to completely beat Natsu to a pulp, what would you say to him as you landed your final blow?
A: U MAD BRO?
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Pokemon has taken over the Wiki as the latest fad. However, like all fads it's bound to die out at some point and be replaced by something new. What would you like the next craze to be?
A: Running... *glares at Carrot*
Carrot: Wait a- *pulls off wig* Hungry!?! D:< What the fuck!?
A: I SAID RUN BITCH!!
Carrot: T^T *starts to run around her block*
Why is Rauleli so damn lazy!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
A: *shrugs* He's Mexican... What do you expect?
IamJakuhoRaikoben IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor
Sasuke Uchiha
The Eclipse Gate has been destroyed, seemingly along with the ability for anyone to now travel through time. However, if you could still use it, where would you travel to and what would you do?
Sasuke: I would travel back in time and -
Interviewer: Ummm.... wrong series guy.
Sasuke: *activates Sharingan* No, I'm the right series. Don't you agree?
Interviewer: Y-yes.
What did you think of Fairy Tail OVA 5?
Sasuke: I haven't seen it.
Interviewer: I wonder why...
So, Natsu has taken out Future Rogue, and, as always, had some long speech to say as he did so. If you had the chance to completely beat Natsu to a pulp, what would you say to him as you landed your final blow?
Sasuke: I've beaten Naruto in battle multiple times. Nothing special about that.
Interviewer: You're mistaken, I said Natsu.
Sasuke: No, I understood. Naruto.
Interviewer: Natsu!
Sasuke: Naruto.
Interviewer: N-A-T-S-U.
Sasuke: That's what I said, N-A-R-U-T-O.
Interviewer: Nat- O never mind, just forget it. -___-
Pokemon has taken over the Wiki as the latest fad. However, like all fads it's bound to die out at some point and be replaced by something new. What would you like the next craze to be?
Sasuke: Naruto will be the next fad.
Godisme: Not at the rate that series is going.
EvanDude: WTF?! BLEACH IS TEN TIMES WORSE!
IamJakuhoRaikoben: Will you two give it a rest. -__-
Why is Rauleli so damn lazy!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Sasuke: Because he wants to be a disgrace to Mexicans everywhere.

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Issue 18: June 2013
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