ChaosKnight
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the presence of nature, and before these friends and family, to join together this man and this woman in Matrimony, which is an honorable and beautiful estate, and therefore is not to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly, but instead with love, respect, friendship, and honor. Into this estate these two persons present come now to be joined. Son, daughter-in-law, please step forward. Bring in the rings!
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ChaosKnight
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Do you IamJakuhoRaikoben, take RedFemaleKnight to be your lawfully wedded wife, promising to love and cherish, through joy and sorrow, sickness and health, and whatever challenges you may face, for as long as you both shall live?
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ChaosKnight
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Do you RedFemaleKnight, take IamJakuhoRaikoben, to be your partner in life and sharing your path; equal in love, a mirror for your true self, promising to honor and cherish, through good times and bad, until death do you part?
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RedFemaleKnight
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I don't!! I never agreed to marry this man!
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ChaosKnight
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.... Moving on. Do you IamJakuhoRaikoben-
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RedFemaleKnight
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Didn't you hear me? I'm being forced to be here!
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ChaosKnight
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...take RedFemaleKnight to be your wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do you part?
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ChaosKnight
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Do you RedFemaleKnight choose IamJakuhoRaikoben to be your partner in life, to support and respect him in his successes and as well his failures, to care for him in sickness and in health, to nurture him, and to grow with him throughout the seasons of your life together?
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RedFemaleKnight
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Fuck you both!
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ChaosKnight
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I believe the couples have written their own vows. Please share yours at this time Jakuho.
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IamJakuhoRaikoben
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Red, I love you and I always have. Do you remember the day I proposed to you? We were in chat and I proposed to your best friend Glass and she rejected me so in order to spite her I hastily proposed to you and, much to my surprise, you accepted. Some might try to tell you that we hardly know each other; that I don't really love you; that you were only my rebound girl; but they are all fucking liars! I firmly believe that there is no greater love than love at first sight. I want nothing more than to accept you as my companion and as my wife. I promise to care for you, honor you, and cherish you, for as long as we both shall visit this wiki.
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ChaosKnight
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Please share your vows at this time Red.
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RedFemaleKnight
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Rai, burn in hell!!
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ChaosKnight
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You may now kiss the bride!
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IamJakuhoRaikoben
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*scoops red up in my arms*Well, we're about to go on our honeymoon. You are all free to come and watch, we don't mind a crowd. Buuttt....before that. Let's eat some cake made by the master chef Zero Eclipse. And let's watch this wedding in video form.
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RR Wedding Cake
RaixRed Chocolate Wedding Cake with Fruit toppings. Its taste really sweet with little bitter.
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