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The Official Fairy Tail Wiki Magazine, November 2013

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Relikz | I didn't make this animation... though I wish I could. ^_^

  1. Cover
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Technical Updates
  4. This Month in the Manga
  5. The Earth Land Chronicles
  6. Fairy Fiction
  7. Gate of the Horoscope
  8. Fairy Advice
  9. Fairy Tail and the Chamber of Art
  10. Jakuho's Corner
  11. The Last Pollbender
  12. Advertisements
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TheCarrotSaysYumYum Technical Updates
TheCarrotSaysYumYum | Writer


Welp, here we are in November~ :D I would type a whole bunch of nice things here about November, but because nobody reads this damn page, I'll save myself the trouble... Anyways...

As people confronted me in chat asking for clues to last months puzzle, I gleefully twiddled my fingers and laughed maliciously... that was until that damn P&S showoff known as Wrath finally got the answer D; For those still out of the loop, I'm a turret plow was in fact our lovely Chairman Ultraprime2~

How so? Well my simple-minded friends, the puzzle was merely an anagram :) I hinted at this in the Tech Updates, specifically stating in one of them that "the answer is in the prompt". From there, simply take the letters imaturretplow and rearrange them to make ultraprimetwo :) Obviously I tried to make it a little harder by spelling out the number 'two', but I thought it would be fun ;D

So... congrats Wrath... This time you win... ... a pat on the back ( .__.)/ *pats Wrath on the back a little too hard*

Somebody beat Wrath this month!! All you have to do is figure out the puzzle below!! Your prompt is:

"My 5th is my 7th;
My 8th my 11th;
My beginning ends it all.
Who am I?"

All the best! KICK WRATH'S ASS!! >:)

Recent Wiki Changes Discussion Report
The following changes have occurred in the wiki: Announcements and discussion results:
  • Franmalth's name was discussed, but we decided not to change it to Flan Mars.
  • Megan wrote out a short novel to convince us to change Team Natsu's name, but nobody went for it XD
  • After a forum on the matter, we have decided that if the anime and manga have long-term differences in character appearances, both shall be listed on their page.
  • As such, the discussion on Reedus' page turned out to be kind of pointless, as he was one of the characters who differs between the media, and automatically received a dual description.
  • Because letters matter, we voted, and Wang ChanJi got his name changed to Wan Chanzi.
  • Again, some weirdo typed out a novel to argue about pixel sizes or something (to be honest I hardly read any of this 'cause there was so much damn text) and after everyone wasted a good portion of their day reading through it everyone was confused and decided just to oppose :P
  • Lullaby in his Demon form will now be added to the "Character Appearance" section on chapter and episode pages.
  • Bomb Orbs were discussed with the hope of a name change, but everyone was fine with the current name, so no changes were made.

Image Changes

Mega This Month in the Manga
Omega natsu2 | Writer

TMITM Header - November13
This Month in the Manga

November 2013

TMITMNov13 - Ch 359

II- Chapter 359: Fairies vs. Demons

This week's chapter has the handsome Hibiki posting with his Archive Magic on the cover, with the young, 27-year old Mage claiming and taking the title "The Wizard I'd Like To Be My Boyfriend" from Loke! What more: he likes all females and hates bugs. However, he does have his eyes set on one, that being the nudist Jenny from the Pegasus!

Minerva undergoes transformation

“...I came in like a wrecking ball!

Tempesta appears inside a Medical Machine that regenerates the Demon's body back to normal, with the Mage also telling us that he 'forgets' his name every time he gets a new body. Kyouka stands by him, revealing the new Demon that will join them soon enough: Minerva! Many users found this page lovely...while others that did not like the bitch, started opening up to her slowly. I wonder why, eh? Anyways, the little round ball known as Franmalth appears and states that he hopes this new Demon won't be a total failure like their last: Doriate. He then looks at Tempesta and comments on his wounds, with the lion man saying the guild's name in anger! And as soon as Kyouka says the name again, our little lady shakes and ejaculates bubbles from her bottom. The scenes with the Demons comes to a close when Kyouka gets a whole page to herself just to say "Fairy Tail."

Now back at our favorite guild! Natsu's being a hard-head as keeps telling Makarov that this is fucking Spar- *ahem* a declaration of war. La-di-la-di-du, we get the yet-so repetitive scene of the Guild getting ready for war. Loke enters and tells everyone that he knows the location of several former Magic councilors, due to his relationship with the ladies... One thing I'll like to point out if that Porly told everyone to bring back a blood sample to fix the injured up...hmm, Hiro's planning to use Laxus again, me thinks. I just hope it's not just to feed Natsu. Talking about Laxus... I totally ship Laxus x Mira = Miraxus! :3 Anyway, Makarov gives an inspiring speech about taking down Tartarus and avenging their friends. It's time for war as teams are created!!!

Jackal meets Natsu

“Jackal: Purr.
Natsu: Roar!”

Unshockingly enough, we get the usual people paired together: Lucy, Natsu, Wendy, and the Exceeds; protecting grumpy kitty Michello. As soon as they get there however, and just as Michello is about to reveal something that starts with the letter "F," sexy Jackal appears and ignites an explosion! The whole house blows up with everyone inside, but everyone is okay thanks to Natsu eating da fire. The chapter comes to a close with Jackal looking down at Natsu asking for his name. Natsu, after telling him his name, tells him that he will put him in...body bags... hahaha.

What did Mega-sama think about this chapter? I believe it was a great chapter and something that makes us ponder. What is this "F"? Will Laxus comes back to the battles? What is Tempesta really? Yup, good old Hiro making us think. The ending was my favorite, personally because Jackal is becoming one of my favorites. And Natsu saying that last line was kinda cool. And one more thing. Now that they revealed that Doriate was human that got turned into a Demon, I can't help but think that Silver might be the same. Thus the Devil/Demon Slaying Magic. Maybe he was a really good experiment and became a member of the 9 Demon Gates. Welps, we'll know when he fights his future opponent(s)!

How do you rate Chapter 359?

The poll was created at 01:31 on December 7, 2013, and so far 55 people voted.
TMITMNov13 - Ch 360

III – Chapter 360: The White Inheritance

A very quick summary here... Sorry guys, but I have work tomorrow and I need to get this done by today! And plus, I'm doing final projects already. And plus, plus. This is a fight chapter, so nothing really has to be long. ( ._.)

So we have the 27-year old Blue Pegasus Mage who hates all fair skin; Ren Akatsuki! So Sherry, hmm...maybe some exceptions? So anyway, nothing much we didn't really know about him, so let's move on.

Jackal Blows up an Entire Town

Look at all the pretty explosions! :3

Natsu and Jackal look at each other, but Jackal gets tired and decides to blow up the entire village like the kick-ass he is. Then Natsu just starts punching the sexy always. Michello then starts thinking to himself that Tartarus might be after "F", in other words, FUCK YOU! :D Hahaha. But all in all, this chapter was great. It went from Jackal not giving two shits about Natsu's attacks to Jackal making Natsu explode (In what chapter does Erza see Mystogan's face?). At the end, Jackal gets up and informs Michello that he'll let him live if he tells him about "F," but nonetheless he'll kill Michelia. Don't you just love how honest this guy is??

How do you rate Chapter 360?

The poll was created at 01:31 on December 7, 2013, and so far 45 people voted.
TMITMNov13 - Ch 361

IV – Chapter 361: Two Bombs

The cover this time features Eve: the 23-year old Snow Magic Mage, who likes older-women (kind of a sister figure), seems to have caught Master Bob's attention before entering Blue Pegasus. Nothing really interesting about the fella, although he has been known to take on the "little brother" person when around guildmates.

Exploding Spiral

Jackal: Dance for me!
Lucy: Kyaaa!
Wendy: いいえ!!!

Leaving off from last chapter, the cat begins to run away, leading Jackal to chase the pussy. However, our two young ladies finally get screen time and...lose it right away as Jackal just proves to be on a whole different level. Interesting to see Scorpio again, and glad Taurus was not picked...Lucy's always summoning the cow first. So after quickly dealing with the hottie and Fairy Tail's youngest Mage, Jackal runs after Michello, in a comedic way, if I may add.

Natsu absorbs the explosion

Natsu:, dude, I said "I'm not that high!" Hehehehe *Hic*

The former councilor begins to go around town asking...defenseless people for help. That is until the big pussy shows up behind him. Just then and there, Lucy tries to make herself useful once again and appears with a key at hand. HOWEVER, rapidly taking her spotlight, Hiro's next move is to have Jackal place landmines under her feet. Not long after that, the devil picks a random woman from the people present and puts her in a bubble; Michello is placed inside an identical one. Explaining to Lucy that they are bomb and that she has to pick one of them, the blonde ponders for a minute. That is until the woman uses a classic and states that she is pregnant. Lol...anyway, the prego and the pussy now inside bombs, watch as Natsu barges in and fucking knocks Jackal into the freaking ground. Jackal simply laughs, reminding Natsu that he touched him again. But unlike last time, Natsu sucks the explosion and amazes Jackal with his afro. Best part of the chapter, Natsu looking high as fuck. Hehehehe.

What did Mega think about the chapter? It was okay. I just really hope Lucy gets more attention in the future, I love her Magic and Hiro is finally making good work out of it. Other than that, I don't see anything wrong with the chapter. Again, loved the last Natsu panel. Freaking hilarious!!!

How do you rate Chapter 361?

The poll was created at 01:31 on December 7, 2013, and so far 44 people voted.
TMITMNov13 - Ch 362

V – Chapter 362: Natsu vs. Jackal

This cover features one of the most beautiful girls from the Grand Magic Games arc. The 25-year old Pegasus Mage's Magic is Take Over: Mecha Soul! I find that so cool. Just like every other girl out there, she likes shopping and Mega. Nothing much we didn't know about her, cept. that she liked posting nude for that special magazine.

FUCK THIS CHAPTER! >_> The pussy gets beat by the Dragon...arg. Such a Fairy Tail classic. Although, I'm gonna give Hiro 100 points for the amazing climatic scene, that is until the other blue pussy decided to take Jackal with him up in the sky and have NEKO SEX! *ahem* I'm not gonna give this chapter a review, because it'll be mainly a rant. I mean, there were some parts that I enjoyed...but yeah.

How do you rate Chapter 362?

The poll was created at 01:31 on December 7, 2013, and so far 60 people voted.

Ultraprime2 Avatar The Earth Land Chronicles
Ultraprime2 | Writer


Welcome to the latest issue of The Earth Land Chronicles. This article will a relatively sarcastic overview of things in the Fairy Tail series, which will probably be presented in chronological order. This could include main villains, Dragon Slayers, Celestial Spirits, probably in the order they were revealed. Our first series will be the story arcs of Fairy Tail, with an arc being done each month. So let's continue with the Key of the Starry Sky arc.


Hey readers, with the KotSS arc over, we've arrived at what is the manga's longest arc to date, the Grand Magic Games arc.

Lightning Fire Dragon's Roar Against Max

<insert laser joke>

So we start of with Natsu fighting Max. Now, one would think Natsu could easily deal with simple fodder like Max, but apparently no longer can he, as Max has trained during the 7 years between the disappearance and return of the Team Tenrou and become more formidable. You'd think the anime would hint at this in the KotSS arc, but alas no. Of course, Natsu still wins thanks to that power-up he got from Laxus known as the Lightning Flame Dragon Mode. But still, this makes him and the main gang (cause they're the only ones who really matter y'know) realize that they aren't strong enough in this world. Makes sense in the manga, not so much in the anime where they took down the ROS.

So while Team Natsu and Wendy visits Porlyusica for something along the lines of a potion to make them stronger, Makarov takes Gildarts to the old building to show him Lumen Histoire and tell him he'll be the 5th Guild Master of Fairy Tail. I think we all guessed where this would end up even before it was actually revealed.

Cana destroys the Call Gildarts Card

These proportions are just messed up.

Anyways, Porlyusica chases everyone away with a broom like the Baba Yaga but after being close to her, Wendy starts crying about how she gets the feeling of Grandeeney. We then find out from Porlyusica herself that she's really from Edolas and is the counterpart of Grandeeney, from whom she once obtained information regarding some spells to give to Wendy, which she does. At the same time, Makarov is about to announce that Gildarts is gonna be the next master but imagine the laughter when Mira is in his place instead and reads a letter that says that he's not gonna take the job, but for the time being, he'll let Laxus back into the guild and make Makarov the guild master again so he can help them become #1 in Fiore again. He leaves Cana a card to call him with but she doesn't want it and Makarov is all excitedly angry and stuff.

So the way do you become #1? Join the tournament known as the Grand Magic Games, of course! And naturally, when you have a tournament, you need to train your ass off! And where do you train? A populated beach! What do you wear at the beach? Bikinis! Or trunks if you're a dude. But what happens when your friend's buddies take away all your training time by bringing you to a party?

Crime Sorcière appears

Crime Sorcière appears.

Well, thankfully, there is always a way to boost yourself to the top when you're the main characters. See, it involves some people you used to know and who are now on a quest to eliminate Dark Guilds. They're Crime Sorciere and are comprised of Meredy, Ultear and Jellal. Somehow, they knew where to find our gang and are ready to offer them a power-up in exchange for them checking out the Grand Magic Games arena, from which they've often sensed power similar to Zeref's.

While the others are happy, Jellal is less so and we really see this when he talks to Erza. Ever after so long, he refuses to get over the fact that he killed his friend while he was brainwashed and insists on punishing himself for it rather than forgiving himself. Naturally, Erza's not too happy about this and delivers a much-needed (but insufficient) slap. After this is where we get their "moments" as well as the feelings of every fangirl this couple has, which can be summed up like this:

Yeah, that's about it. But hey, soon, it's time for the games. The gang meets their guildmates in Crocus as well as Sting and Rogue from the current #1 guild, Sabertooth and both as as huge assholes as you would expect, maybe even more so as these 3rd Generation Dragon Slayers claim to have killed the Dragons that raised them. Naturally, this pisses off Natsu (and Happy gets bullied by their two Exceed, Lector and Frosch) but he doesn't have much time to be pissed since, once they get to their lodge, the preliminaries for the games begin!

Team Raven Tail

This would be so hilarious with Darth Vader's "Imperial March" theme.

So what's up here is that it's some huge-ass revolving sphere where you gotta be one of the first 8 teams to make it to the destination. Despite planning to bring Wendy, Team Natsu ends up going with Elfman and just barely manages to come in 8th place. In 7th is Quatro Cerberus and from 6th to 4th is Mermaid Heel, the all-female Guild, Blue Pegasus and Lamia Scale, who decided to enter Jura and Lyon for the first time. What's surprising is Raven Tail is now supposedly a legal guild and is in 3rd. In 2nd is....Team B?

Yup, all guilds can enter 2 teams and Fairy Tail did so, with Laxus, Gajeel, Mira, Juvia and "Mystogan" as a part of it. Yeah, you guessed it, "Mystogan" is really Jellal, who was allowed to come and decided to do so despite his earlier thought that the Dark Magic he sensed might've been coming from himself or his friends due to their association with Zeref. Oh well. And, #1 is Sabertooth. Not really a surprise. Pretty soon, it's time for the games to begin and the first game is called Hidden! Lyon takes it for his team, making Gray do the same for his, since the two have a bet going on and if Lamia Scale wins, Juvia has to join them since Lyon loves her now. Oh, and Juvia joins the game as well.

Rufus unleashes his Magic

Man, you can make a lot of jokes out of this.

The game is basically a rip of Assassins Creed and Gray has a lot of trouble cause he's not a video gamer. That, and Nullpudding from Raven Tail keeps going after him. Cue a little fanservice in the form of Juvia's panties. Now for the real stuff, Rufus of Sabertooth has a memory version of Make-Magic, meaning he has the natural advantage here. With his move, he pretty much annihilates everyone, even Nullpudding who dodges his initial move. Sabertooth wins and FTA is at the absolute bottom of the rankings while FTB is only one rank above. Naturally, Gray's emo-side kicks in and he takes a breather elsewhere. But! It's time to start the battles and first up is Lucy vs. Flare from Raven Tail who's been looking at her funny.

For once, Lucy gets to show what she's made of by beating up on Flare til she decides to play dirty and hold Asuka Connell hostage from a distance. Lucy nearly loses here but thankfully, Natsu takes care of the problem and Lucy can fight once more with her secret move: Urano Metria, which she can do alongside Gemini. Sadly though, Obra of Raven Tail cheats and reduces her Magic to 0, causing her to lose the battle and giving her the scorn of the audience. Natsu, though, in one of his best portrayals, comforts her and tells her to save the tears for when they win.

Jellal&#039;s defeat

Jellal's "defeat".

In other news, Ren beats Araña of Mermaid Heel and is supposedly now engaged to Sherry from Lamia Scale. Orga is from Sabertooth, he beats Warcry from Quatro Cerberus and he uses some kind of Lightning Magic, so y'know what's gonna go down with him. NEXT is the big deal! "Mystogan" who's really Jellal vs. Jura. Both were Wizard Saints but now, who's tougher? Well, the battle starts with Jellal trying to play his role by using Mystogan's Magic but soon realizing Jura can't be beaten with it and uses his own Heavenly Body Magic instead.

Still, Jura can counter his moves and so Jellal resorts to using Sema. Sadly though, this would supposedly reveal his true identity and so Ultear, watching from afar, has Meredy sense-link with him and feed her hot peppers and tickle her, meaning Jellal feels all of it. Apparently, this is too much for the former Wizard Saint and makes him collapse, giving the match to Jura. Uh, what? Is that lame or what? I'm getting off this topic though before I get mad.

But, that's the end of this edition of ELC! Well, that's all for this portion of the Grand Magic Games arc! Fairy Tail is really having a hard time, aren't they? You're gonna have to join us next month as we take a look at the next part of Fairy Tail's largest arc (to date).

Till then!
Best Quote of the Arc
Best Magic of the Arc
Best Moment of the Arc
  • The almost-kiss. What, I enjoyed it >_>
Best Chapter of the Arc
Best Episode of the Arc

TheCarrotSaysYumYum Fairy Fiction
TheCarrotSaysYumYum | Writer


Fairy Fiction

November 2013

Carrot, what the hell is this?

Yo yo yo~!! Wassup guys? :D

This month I tried to bring some fanfics on two couples from FT that are greatly loved but not as popular as some of the major shippings. Therefore, I hope you enjoy reading some fanfics on them.

Also this month is one of my favourite fanfictions of all time. Get ready to enjoy it, because it is totally awesome!

As always, if you are an avid fanfic reader and know of a great fic you'd like everyone to see, message me or talk to me in chat and I'll check it out and probably add it to my article ;D

Onward mighty stallion~ Onward! And watch those spurs \( ^__^)/

Retribution, by wolfteam000

Romance - Drama - Non-con - MystoganXKnightwalker - T

"Jellal raised a hand, fingers brushing her shoulder briefly. It was then the world around him exploded and when Erza turned around at the commotion, Jellal was already gone in a whirlwind. - A take on the aftermath of the Edolas arc."

If you read any fanfiction to do with Edolas, you will know wolfteam000. I swear the woman is responsible for 98% of the Mystogan/Knightwalker/Edolas fanfics that exist on, and I'm pleased to say I can sort of see why. I certainly wouldn't want to go up against her in this section, because she is seriously a talented writer.

Of course I had to pick one fanfiction to review, and after wondering for ages what type to choose (wolfteam writes everything from angsty one-shots to long stories to smut) I eventually decided upon "Retribution".

"Retribution" is a 20-chapter story focussing on Mystogan and Knightwalker and what happens to them in the events after those in the Edolas arc. I found in general that there were two main themes: Mystogan and Erza's relationship, and a brewing conflict between Mystogan's kingdom (now Magic-less and pretty much defenseless) and a neighbouring kingdom they aren't quite getting along with.

The overarching plot of the conflict between nations was very intriguing. There are battles, attempted arranged marriages for poor Mystogan and a number of battles that take place. Also, I really tip my hat to wolfteam for an interesting idea. She has a little plot detail that Mystogan kept one bottle of X-Balls with him after everyone left. By eating one, the man can temporarily regain his Magic abilities for a short time, allowing him to completely decimate any enemies that get in his way - not that he is weak without his Magic in any sense. However, he has a limited supply, so when/where to use these becomes very important.

Next to this story is the one of Mystogan and Erza's changing relationship, and this is where a complicated love-triangle(?) comes into play. Knightwalker hates Jellal (Mystogan uses his real name when he is introduced as the new King) with a passion, and will do anything to annoy and avoid him. However, Jellal (missing his life as Mystogan in Earth Land) still puts on his bandages, cap and cloak and uses his secret identity as Mystogan to get out of the castle and just enjoy life. Kngihtwalker, not completely trusting King Jellal's "bodyguard" Mystogan, immediately sets out to find out who he is, and soon finds herself drawn to the man she can't understand. Mystogan, knowing she hates him as Jellal but loves him as Mystogan, soon becomes conflicted with his duty to be the hated Jellal and his want to be the loved Mystogan - a conflict that slowly begins to tear him apart as his country concurrently falls into war.

I really can't get into much more without starting to reveal important plot details, but I can happily say that I started reading this fic with the plan to read a few chapters and then sleep. Sufficed to say I read the entire story in one sitting.

All of our favourites from Edolas appear, and the Edolas Laxus also makes an appearance as Jellal's best friend: the only one who knows of Jellal's dual identity. Man, oh man, was Laxus ever funny. He made this fic as much as Mystogan and Erza XD I found myself chuckling at every scene he was in :P

I would love to say that this fic was flawless, but there was something that did drag down my final score quite a bit. Unfortunately, some occurrences in the last little part of the story came quite abruptly and I thought they weren't quite needed. The author admitted that she was conflicted as to whether or not to add them, and I personally wish she hadn't.

This aside though, I seriously recommend this story to anyone looking for a good story and a nice revisit to our friends in Edolas. You won't regret it ;D

Be warned though, there are some non-con themes that do appear in this fic when Knightwalker finds herself in enemy territory in the hands of Zancrow. These scenes aren't that graphic, but they do exist, so a heads up.

I rate "Retribution" an 9.1 out of 10.

You can read Retribution here.

I Could Break Your Heart Any Day Of The

Week, by Sakura Yosei

One-shot - Romance - Drama - ElfmanXEvergreen - M

"Evergreen is always giving Elfman mixed signals. Will Elfman take it lying down? Or will he finally assert himself? This week we will find out! A Oneshot about a hot/cold relationship."

Alongside Mystogan and Knightwalker, I decided it was time to bring you guys a fic on Elfman and Evergreen. Admittedly, I'm not a big fan of this pair. I don't particularly like Elfman or Evergreen as characters, so their relationship is pretty much ignored by me when it appears in the story.

However, I did quite enjoy reading this fic. Evergreen was very well written, and the one-shot is all about Evergreen's constant denial that there is anything between her and Elfman. Of course, just as in the canon series, she obviously likes Elfman, though her personality refuses to allow her the ability to just admit that to him. Elfman, caught between her love and her hate, is confused himself, and getting slowly more and more upset over the whole thing.

This story, being a one-shot, is not that long, but I felt that it gave a nice little insight into these two characters and their relationship. It was very believable, and I could really see this sort of situation occurring in Hiro Mashima's FT.

This being said, if you are a fan of Elfman and Evergreen, you definitely won't want to miss this :3

I give "I Could Break Your Heart Any Day Of The Week" a 7.7 out of 10.

You can read I Could Break Your Heart Any Day Of The Week here.

Meet the Fernandes', by Luka-nee

Crack - One-shot - Humour - Erza - Jellal - T

"Come round, meet the folks! Or... don't? Reader finds out what Papa Fernandes is like as soon as you go messing 'round with his daughter."

Okay. Let me say it. This fic could very likely be one of my favourite (if not, favourite) Fairy Tail fanfictions. I have linked it in chat for people to read before, and whenever I need to cheer myself up I read this story.

Why? Well, because it is SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!

You (that's right, you) are just a typical guy dating a typical girl. When she asks you over to meet her parents you think everything will be okay - that is, until you find out her father is none other than "crazed psychopath extraordinaire" Jellal Fernandes.

The first thing you will obviously notice about this fic is the "person" it is written in. Yes, "Meet the Fernandes'" is written in the second person - i.e, it is like you are experiencing first-hand everything that happens to you.

The second thing you will notice is that this fic is just amazingly, spectacularly, awesomely AMUSING! I would be surprised if you could get through it without at least cracking a smile at some point.

Luka-nee is a very skilled writer, and I love a lot of her work. However, you can tell she just had fun writing this story. The descriptions, Jellal and Erza being their awesome selves and just everything that happens is so real and so enjoyable :)

I find that often I enjoy this fic even more if I read it almost aloud as it is written. Granted, Luka-nee went quite odd with her writing here, randomly having sections in caps and things all over the place, but when you read this story as if you are thinking everything, it is nothing less that freakin' funny.

And after it all, I totally hope we get to see Jellal as a scary father in Mashima's FT. This fic has got me dying to see if he would be as awesome under Mashima's writing.

So, go meet the Fernandes'! You will NOT regret it... ... or will you? ;D

I give "Meet the Fernandes'" a 9.9 out of 10.

You can read Meet the Fernandes' here.


Welp, enjoy. Though if you read that last fanfic I know without a doubt that you will ;D

Until next month, feel free to drop a vote in~ ^__^

Would you ever write a fanfiction?

The poll was created at 03:07 on December 7, 2013, and so far 61 people voted.
Which crack ship would you most like to read about?

The poll was created at 03:07 on December 7, 2013, and so far 66 people voted.

Carrot out... Bitches...

Relikz Gate of the Horoscope
Relikz | Writer

Gate Logo
Want to see your future? Then read on!
Aries Emblem ARIES
(March 21 - April 19)
I Want You
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

(April 20 - May 20)
Taurus Emblem
Jingle Bell Rock
Mean Girls - Jingle Bell Rock - Unedited

Mean Girls - Jingle Bell Rock - Unedited

Gemini Emblem GEMINI
(May 21 - June 20)
Little Boy
Official Video Little Drummer Boy - Pentatonix

Official Video Little Drummer Boy - Pentatonix

(June 21 -July 22)
Cancer Emblem
Carol of the Bells
Official Video Carol of the Bells - Pentatonix

Official Video Carol of the Bells - Pentatonix

Leo Emblem LEO
(July 23 - August 22)
Wonderful Time of the Year
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year (Punk Rock)

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year (Punk Rock)

(August 23 - September 22)
Virgo Emblem
Twelve Days
12 days of christmas rock version Relient K

12 days of christmas rock version Relient K

Libra Emblem LIBRA
(September 23 - October 22)
Before Drugs
Miley Cyrus - "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" High Quality

Miley Cyrus - "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree" High Quality

(October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio Emblem
Deck The Halllls
The Victoria's Secret Angels Sing 'Deck the Halls'

The Victoria's Secret Angels Sing 'Deck the Halls'

Sagittarius Emblem SAGITTARIUS
(November 22 - December 21)
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer(Lyrics)

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer(Lyrics)

(December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn Emblem
Feliz Navidad
Michael Buble ft Thalia - Feliz Navidad (Christmas Special)

Michael Buble ft Thalia - Feliz Navidad (Christmas Special)

Aquarius Emblem AQUARIUS
(January 20 - February 18)
Let It Snow
Let it snow - Glee HD Full Studio

Let it snow - Glee HD Full Studio

(February 19 - March 20)
Pisces Emblem
Lady Gaga - Joseph Gordon-Levitt Baby It's Cold Outside

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TheCarrotSaysYumYum Fairy Tail and the Chamber of Art
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TheCarrotSaysYumYum Jakuho's Corner
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How much of a slut is IamJakuhoRaikoben?

The poll was created at 02:45 on December 7, 2013, and so far 78 people voted.
Carry the Amazing
Jak the Awful
Hello everyone! Today we will be interviewing a massive, stupid whore who is... well, a massive, stupid whore... IamJakuhoRaikoben !

TheCarrotSaysYumYum: Well Jak, tell us why you're such a whore... Go on... I know we're all dying to know why you suck so much!!
IamJakuhoRaikoben: ... ... ...

IamJakuhoRaikoben: ... ... ...

TheCarrotSaysYumYum: *pokes Jak. The stuffed dummy flops from the interview chair to the floor* THE MOTHER FUCKER HAS DITCHED AGAIN!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! MOTHER OF GOD! D:<

Well, there ya have it folks. Jak is a ditching lying whore and nobody likes him. If you like, leave an insulting message for our lovely Jak in the comments section below. We will feature the best insulting comment next time on Jakuho's Corner!

Sorcerer Logo 2 Fairy Interview
Sorcerer Magazine | Staff Project

A column where questions are asked to different characters in the Fairy Tail Series and are answered by the Sorcerer Magazine Staff
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This month's questions are:

  • Are you a good liar?
  • If you could completely erase the existence of a Fairy Tail character from ever having existed, who would it be?
  • If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?
  • How was your thanksgiving? Did you buy anything on Black Friday?
Relikz Rauleli | Writer
What do you think is Mashima's next 'shocking' project?
A: Hopefully he got people to make a Fairy Tail game that's actually good.
Are you a good liar?
A: Of course. As a former member of the council, that was my job of everyday.
If you could completely erase the existence of a Fairy Tail character from ever having existed, who would it be?
A: That Jackal! He tried to kill me! ME!
Interviewer: He isn't the only one...
If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?
A: A human and a cat. That's basically how I came out of Mashima's head.
How was your thanksgiving? Did you buy anything on Black Friday?
A: I spent it with my granddaughter. She wanted me to give her Jewels so she could but herself something called "thongs" for some reason. I don't know what these youngsters say nowadays...
Ultraprime2 Avatar Ultraprime2 | Writer
Panther Lily
What do you think is Mashima's next 'shocking' project?
A: I fear Hiro Mashima is utilizing his recently-opened box of erotic material for the purpose of furthering his career.
Are you a good liar?
A: I do not lie!
If you could completely erase the existence of a Fairy Tail character from ever having existed, who would it be?
A: It would be Sugarboy. I am afraid to recall all that he does when he believes himself to be alone.
If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?
A: I believe that a merger between a Backsye and a Legion would breed an exceptional new beast.
How was your thanksgiving? Did you buy anything on Black Friday?
A: I give thanks consistently because I believe every Friday for myself is a "Black Friday". I did, interestingly, purchase a new manga. If you wish, I can read it aloud.
Interviewer: Sure.
Panther Lily: It was a dark night after I left that dirty motel they made me use-
Umnei That sounds familiar!
Hungry Is that your biography?
Mega Omega natsu2 | Writer
What do you think is Mashima's next 'shocking' project?
A: Spring?!! That's too long of a wait! Fast is good!!! Faster Hiro, faster.
Hiro: Should have kept you dead...
Racer: So you wouldn't have to explain how I brought Jellal to the hideout when my Magi-
Hiro: *Erases Racer* Don't mind...that was just a cockroach! Jejejeje.
Are you a good liar?
A: I once told Brain that I was fast, and he believed me, and he's super smart! So I would think I am. Fast is good.
Interviewer: Why are you saying fast i-
Racer: TOO SLOW! Fast is good!
If you could completely erase the existence of a Fairy Tail character from ever having existed, who would it be?
A: Gray Fullbuster and Lyon Vastia. Fast is good!
Juvia: What. Was. That?
Racer: Ehh...who is this woman??
Juvia: Water Lock! No one touches Gray-Sama! I could care less about Lyon
Gray: Achoo!
Lyon: Achoo!
If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?
A: A Dragon and Demon. Fast is good! I would name the new breed: Dremon and it'll be fast! I will conquer Earth Land and kill Fairy Tail.
Interviewer: But now that we know how your Magi-
Hiro: That's Taboo! *Stabs both of you*
How was your thanksgiving? Did you buy anything on Black Friday?
A: *Wounded from the stab* I got some turk-
Hiro: Taboo! *Throws Racer out*
Racer: But *pant* all I said *pant* was that *pant* I got some *pant* turkey.
Hiro: Ohhh... Moving on!
Interviewer: And there you have it! A Dremon, oh boy, how will Fairy Tail fight this "monster," I ponder.
TheCarrotSaysYumYum TheCarrotSaysYumYum | Writer
Hiro Mashima
What do you think is Mashima's next 'shocking' project?
A: *starts to chuckle evilly*!!
Carrot: o___O
Every male Wikia user: YEEEES!! >:)
A: *derpy smile*
Are you a good liar?
A: ... ... No... *evil smile*
Carrot: ( .__.) Now I'm just confused...
If you could completely erase the existence of a Fairy Tail character from ever having existed, who would it be?
A: Jellal ("-__-) I brought him back to please a few fangirls, and then when I go to kill him off they all rage! ALL OF THEM!! RAGING!! So I bring him back and plan to just write him out by putting him in jail and then they rage again! SO MUCH HATE D: And now every second the man isn't with Erza or doing something awesome all I get is masses of hate mail. *shakes interviewer* THE FANGIRLS RULE MY LIFE!! THEY RULE IT!! DX Save me!
If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?
A: I thought I already did that with a bird and a cat...?
Prime: And we hate you for it! D:<
How was your thanksgiving? Did you buy anything on Black Friday?
A: It was nice enough, I guess... *swiftly kicks his box of erotic books under his chair* And no, I didn't buy anything... nothing at all :3
TheCarrotSaysYumYum TheCarrotSaysYumYum | Writer
Lucy Heartfilia
What do you think is Mashima's next 'shocking' project?
A: I should take my shirt off now just to prepare... shouldn't I? >__>
Carrot: I'd say so... yes :/
Are you a good liar?
A: Yes :D
Natsu: LIAR! >:O
A: See ;D
If you could completely erase the existence of a Fairy Tail character from ever having existed, who would it be?
A: Jose!! What a creep! I can't believe that guy went to such lengths just to try and kidnap me... and he was ugly as hell...
If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?
A: *glances at Happy* I think we've seen the horrible things that occur when two species that shouldn't be crossed are crossed...
Happy: Lucy DX Just because you're fat doesn't mean you have to be so mean to me :<
A: Shut up!!
How was your thanksgiving? Did you buy anything on Black Friday?
A: If you call Natsu eating the entire turkey in one mouthful, Gray walking through my house stark naked and Erza deciding to Requip into her Thanksgiving Armour which proceeded to burn my ceiling as a good Thanksgiving, then yeah... sure... I had a great time. As for Black Friday, no T^T I barely made my rent this month, so I couldn't afford anything ( ;__;) *cries*

Relikz The Last Pollbender
Relikz | Writer

Issue 23: November 2013

Welcome to the The Last Pollbender! The page where we hold all kinds of polls each month to find out what Fairy Tail fans' opinions are on any and every subject!

The Wiki
Fairy Tail Wiki Fluid
Is it necessary to have a Christmas-themed background and Main Page?

The poll was created at 01:21 on December 7, 2013, and so far 120 people voted.
So in case you haven't noticed, on December 4th Wikia released their Fluid layout throughout all wikis. What's your take on it?

The poll was created at 01:21 on December 7, 2013, and so far 100 people voted.
The Series
The Manga The Anime
Is the Tartarus arc being rushed?

The poll was created at 01:21 on December 7, 2013, and so far 108 people voted.
So with the ending of the anime (for now) the community has decided to feature one anime episode each month in the front page. So, let's vote for the sixth featured episode!

The poll was created at 01:21 on December 7, 2013, and so far 107 people voted.
Dragon Force Tartarus
There's been a lot of talk about Dragon Force this past month. Do you think Natsu will finally master Dragon Force in this arc?

The poll was created at 01:21 on December 7, 2013, and so far 119 people voted.
Do you think Silver will betray Tartarus?

The poll was created at 01:21 on December 7, 2013, and so far 101 people voted.
Grand Magic Games arc Grand Magic Games arc
Rate the Grand Magic Games arc on PLOT. (Fights not included. Only the overall story and development) (1-Bad; 10-Good)

The poll was created at 01:21 on December 7, 2013, and so far 115 people voted.
Rate the Grand Magic Games arc on CHARACTERS. (Don't base it on whether a certain character you like didn't appear or didn't do much but base it on the ones that did. Specially the large amount of characters that were introduced) (1-Bad; 10-Good)

The poll was created at 01:21 on December 7, 2013, and so far 119 people voted.

Do you want something to be polled? Come here and leave your suggestion!

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