We're almost half way through 2014! Read below for our mystic's secret tips for improving the second half of your year~
ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
My third eye tells me you are holding back too much in your life. Be it in love, work or school, you need to step up and pursue that slightly over-the-top dream you have been contemplating for so long.
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
Saturn is in the shadow of Jupiter and is blue... and you are therefore... uhh... blue too .-. Yeah... Stop being blue...
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You're perfect. Never change :)
CANCER (June 21 -July 22)
You don't appreciate Jellal enough, and this is why the first half of your year was shit. Join the eternal fandom for the blue-haired heavenly-bodied Mage of badassery and your year will greatly improve <3
LEO (July 23 - August 22)
What is a word made up of four letters, yet is also made up of three. Although is written with eight letters, and then with four. Rarely consists of six, and never is written with five.
Have you figured it out yet??
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
You need more Florence and the Machine in your life... Mars says so~
LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
Despite being the scales, your life is out of balance. Find that thing you have been obviously rejecting and bring things back to equality.
SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
Uranus... That is all...
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
Something tells me that you haven't watched Hataraku Maou-sama yet!! WHY HAVEN'T YOU WATCHED IT YET!? Blah blah, you will have a better year etc etc JUSTWATCHHATARAKUNOWDAMNIT!!
CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
Who knew you were so vain? Stop taking pictures of yourself and every detail in your life and trying to share them with everyone. In the words of Ms. Bennett: "Find some useful employment!"
AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
... ... ... *starts sobbing*
PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
If you keep pronouncing your name as "piss-kess", people will continue to laugh at you. The world is cruel, but you must change to meet it. Revenge can come later >:)