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TheCarrotSaysYumYum | Just pretend she's Leli... again...


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This month the mystic is bored! As such, you shall now receive advice for how to de-bore the rest of your month. Have fun~


Aries Emblem ARIES
(March 21 - April 19)
When I was a little girl, my father gave me a glass of water and a brush and told me to go paint the house until it was invisible. Many hours passed and my boredom was contained for another day. Use "invisible paint" wisely young pupils.

TAURUS
(April 20 - May 20)
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Stop looking at breasts and start looking at art! *snatches a porn mag away* And no! Not that kind of "art". At least try a gallery >__>

Gemini Emblem GEMINI
(May 21 - June 20)
You're perfect. Never change :)

CANCER
(June 21 -July 22)
Cancer Emblem
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU PLAY WITH LEGO! EVERYTHING IS AWESOME, NOTHING RHYMES WITH LEGO~!

Leo Emblem LEO
(July 23 - August 22)
You're good at flirting, but have you ever tried cooking? I'm sure a nice lemon tart could be on your table if you put your mind to it ;)

VIRGO
(August 23 - September 22)
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Ah, you virgin maidens, you know what to do~ :3

Libra Emblem LIBRA
(September 23 - October 22)
Let's add a little variety to your scales and read some books :D I think you'd be surprised at how awesome fantasy fiction can be if you got off your ass and actually gave it a shot.

SCORPIO
(October 23 - November 21)
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When is the last time you looked at Barbie or Ken!? I'm sure their little plastic hearts are melting D; Go see them right away! Oh, and take tea and cookies, I hear they like tea parties.

Sagittarius Emblem SAGITTARIUS
(November 22 - December 21)
July brings the newest season of anime from Japan! Yay~ \( ^__^)/ Make sure you watch at least one new release, 'cause there's bound to be something you'll enjoy ;D

CAPRICORN
(December 22 - January 19)
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Meeehhhn, take your lady out and do something nice for her <3

Aquarius Emblem AQUARIUS
(January 20 - February 18)
I... No, I still can't do this... I'm sorry *tearfully leaves the room*

PISCES
(February 19 - March 20)
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Be back in 15 minutes. Gone fishing.
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