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Aries Emblem ARIES
(March 21 - April 19)
You're too timid. Standing back and waiting for the person you like to make the first move is not not going to work. You want that hot guy/gal to be your partner? Then get the hell over there and get them yourself.*
*Sorcerer Magazine takes no responsibility for any hurt feelings you may experience actually taking this horoscope seriously.

(April 20 - May 20)
Taurus Emblem
Chicks don't dig pervs. Trust me, there's a difference between being a sexy and flirty guy and being an outright pervert. Be the first, not the second. However, if you seriously can't think of anything else to say to a girl aside from how awesome her breasts look, maybe practice some straight-forward conversation starters and let the others near you do the talking.

Gemini Emblem GEMINI
(May 21 - June 20)
You're perfect. Never change :)

(June 21 -July 22)
Cancer Emblem
Your relationship problems don't stem from your personality, they come from your appearance. Maybe it's time for a make-over: get a new haircut, a new shirt, a new look. Once you've done that, go flaunt yourself and wait for the crowds to jump you.

Leo Emblem LEO
(July 23 - August 22)
A wise person once said "No glove, no love!"

(August 23 - September 22)
Virgo Emblem
Everyone has those kinky things they like in their relationship, but openly admitting them on a first date is not a good idea. So you like bondage, that's fine, but I don't think your date will be comfortable knowing over dinner. Save it for later, okay?

Libra Emblem LIBRA
(September 23 - October 22)
I see love in your future of the passionate type. Don't try and avoid it, because that will only cause it to come faster. Rather, wait and accept it with open arms :3

(October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio Emblem
That person you are pursuing is not worth your time. You're better off forgetting them and moving on to someone else who will return the love you so desperately want.

Sagittarius Emblem SAGITTARIUS
(November 22 - December 21)
Something about Saturn and changes in the moon are making this the perfect time to admit your feelings to that person you've been holding back from. Venus also thinks you should be honest when you confess and Neptune is calling you a pussy.

(December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn Emblem
Now is the perfect time to shower the person you love with gifts and affection. Go out of your way to make that special someone feel great and you too will feel good in return.

Aquarius Emblem AQUARIUS
(January 20 - February 18)
Your explosive personality and inability to admit your faults is harming your relationship. You need to take a break, take a breather and take a moment to realise that people all have their own opinions. Always trying to be right and always trying to be perfect will only harm you and those you love, so stop.

(February 19 - March 20)
Pisces Emblem
That 69 position you've been clinging to is no longer working for you. Shake things up a bit.
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