Welcome to Gate of the Horoscope! This is the last edition for the year 2014, so I'm here to tell you guys how 2015 will be for you with my amazing powers. After all, they don't call me the King of Uncool for nothing!
ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
There are lessons to be learnt before moving onto the next level in your life. Keep a balance between yourself and the others in your life.
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
This is a year for rational thinking. You'll probably do a bit more renovating and socializing than you're used to. Don't be afraid though.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
It might be stressful dealing with bosses at work. Of course, help will be at arms length. Your creative and artistic energy is at its best this year.
CANCER (June 21 -July 22)
♪So no one told you life was gonna be this way♪ ♪Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.♪
♪It's like you're always stuck in second gear♪ ♪And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but...♪ ♪I'll be there for you♪ ♪When the rain starts to pour♪ ♪I'll be there for you♪ ♪Like I've been there before♪ ♪I'll be there for you♪ ♪'cause you're there for me too...♪
LEO (July 23 - August 22)
2015 may very well be a hard year for your, but always remember that there are people out there looking out for you.