Matsuki
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Wow, Lucy! You're cute as usual!
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Lucy
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Isn't this our first meeting?
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Matsuki
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What do you mean, Lucy?! Didn't you see me at the magic store two days ago?
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Lucy
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I... I see, Tehehe...(Sweat)
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Matsuki
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By the way, how much do you weigh right now?
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Lucy
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Who asks that right off the bat? I'm not telling you!
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Matsuki
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Don't be embarrassed! As expected of a young lady!
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Lucy
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......(How annoying!)
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Matsuki
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Oh, also, if you fell in love with me, say it sooner!
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Lucy
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No problem (Very Decisive.)
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Matsuki
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This one is a simple one, what type guys do you like?
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Lucy
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Well, as long as he's humorous, it doesn't really matter.
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Matsuki
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Hmph, you think you're a celebrity or something?!
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Lucy
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That's bit rude, isn't it?!
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Matsuki
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I'm joking, I'm joking. You're quite cute when you're angry, too. As an apology, I'll give you a palm reading.
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Lucy
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Really?
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Matsuki
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Let me see your hand. Hmm...hmmhmhm, this!
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Lucy
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What, what?
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Matsuki
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What a great scent!
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Lucy
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I'll sue you!
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Matsuki
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Nevermind palm reading, I'll perform some magic for you to see!
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Lucy
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I'm... a wizard, you know?
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Matsuki
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People in their teens are moody. Then, the next question!
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Lucy
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Okay.
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Matsuki
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What are Erza's three measurement?
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Lucy
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Huh? Well...
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Matsuki
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What type of guys does Erza like?
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Lucy
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I... I can't say that.
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Matsuki
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Then Erza's favorite food is?
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Lucy
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Strawberry short cak-... wait a minute, I'm the guest here!
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Matsuki
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Tsk!
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Lucy
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What are you tsk-ing for?
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Matsuki
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Tell me your three measurements, Lucy!
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Lucy
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This is ridiculous! Not only that, this counts as sexual harrassment!
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Matsuki
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What a shame... and I was planning to make you this edition's swimsuit girl.
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Lucy
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Wha? What? Starting from the top, its 90-59-88.♥ (36-23-35)
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Matsuki
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Is that true? From my sources, your bust size increased a bit!
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Lucy
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They're growing everyday! Wait, don't ask me if you already have the sources!
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Matsuki
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Well then, the next question.
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Lucy
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Wait a minute, what about the swimsuit girl thing?
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Matsuki
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About that, I don't have the power to decide that.
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Lucy
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Are you really the editor?
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Matsuki
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Hahaha, I get that a lot. Before I became the editor, I was a real estate agent. As for why I changed my career, well, when opportunity comes...
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Lucy
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How about if we discuss about me here?! I'm the guest!
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Matsuki
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You didn't bring gifts?
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Lucy
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Isn't that your responsibility?
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Matsuki
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Let me start over. Congratulations on getting second place in Miss Fairy Tail contest. How do you feel?
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Lucy
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Huh? Asking serious questions all of the sudden. W-well.... getting second place is already quite unbelievable. But Erza deserved the first place. As for why, because she's perfect in every aspect!
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Matsuki
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Liar, you had the winning ticket in hand, and was planning to pay your rent off with that.
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Lucy
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How did you know something like that?!
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Matsuki
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Ah, almost forgot, don't fall in love with me. I have someone else that I love already!
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Lucy
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No way would I fall in love with you! Or should I say I had enough! I wanna go home!
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Matsuki
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Fine, last question.
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Lucy
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....I barely have said anything...
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Matsuki
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What is your future goal, and your dream?
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Lucy
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Huh? Ah, yes! As a member of Fairy Tail, I want to become a wizard that won't disgrace the name of Fairy Tail. A wizard that can do tougher jobs even if I am alone. As for dreams... I do have it, but I can't say. I think it won't come true if I reveal it.
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Matsuki
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Ooohh, so there are youngsters such as yourself.
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Lucy
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Hold it! You have been really rude from the start, you know? Who do you think you are to me?!
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Matsuki
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A super fan Poyo. (Blush)
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Lucy
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What? Wait, what's a "Poyo"?
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Matsuki
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Lastly, please sign my collection of Lucy.
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Lucy
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Huh? Wait! Where did these photos came from?! It's my house! In other words, you took them secretly?!
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Matsuki
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No poyo, I bought these poyo!
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Lucy
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Who is it?! Who is it that's selling these photos?! Better yet... just what the heck is this?! And what's with the poyo?!
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Matsuki
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Poooon!
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Lucy
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I can't believe this column still hasn't ended...
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