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  Well, to the pool is exactly how the 5th (and very highly awaited due to it's content) Fairy Tail OVA begins. We head back to the third night of the Grand Magic Games to Fairy Tail celebrating in a bar and Levy informing the group about Ryuzetsu Land, some kind of reaaally popular water theme park that no-one had heard of ever mentioned before this point in the story ( .__.)

Well, Mashima had to slip his fanservice in somehow... so some sort of mystical water park/bath house/onsen/lake/place where woman can get half/fully naked had to appear at some point. But that's enough about Mashima, let's get into this.



So, here we are! Ryuzetsu Land! Only five seconds in the joint and Natsu manages to jump onto some sort of water train and get motion sick >__> Fucking genius that one is...

As he tries to not throw up in the pool (Ewwww DX) Juvia is being... well... Juvia... and is stalking Gray from the shadows, her butt and boobs defying all possible laws of physics as she tries to get him to look at her.

But wait! Gray has turned around...!!! ... ... ...and pointed out that Juvia has left the price tag on her bikini >__> Damn oblivious idiot...

Hold the phone though... Juvia paid $200 (Jewel to $ rates) for that swimsuit? o__O Why would anyone pay so much for something like that? Heck, Lucy bought Plue for the same price...

As Gray heads off naked to annoy some other people, Levy and Gajeel (KAWAII~!!!) head for the aquarium with the nekos and Cana shows up... in underwear. Seriously Mashima? Underwear? She already wears a bathing suit 24/7... ( .__.) Luckily we cut from Cana though to Elfman and Evergreen (NOTASKAWAIIBUTSTILLKAWAIII~!!!) who have snuck out of the GMG sick bay and away from Porlywtfname to be together <3 Awwww... isn't that sweet? Well :/ Not really cause all the two ever do is argue... but we got to see Freed and Bickslow being awesome and spying on them, so I guess it's worth it ;D

Also great is the fact that Lyon shows up to try and get Juvia to go on the Love Love Slider (lolnameXD) with him instead of Gray. Hooray! My favourite love-triangle is back in business :3 At the same time, Gajeel and Levy have arrived at the aquarium and are looking around. Though this is filler material, I have to say this whole section of the OVA with Gajeel and Levy and Happy etc. was actually done very nicely. I do have to question one of Pantherlily's lines though. I think it's just my subs (thanks Miskos for the download link by the way ;D) but Lily says "Is this what they mean when they say hunger triumphs sex appeal?"

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Whaaaaaat? XP Sure Lily... sure. That old 'sex appeal under food' saying ;D

Lily's badly translated lines aside, the workers at the aquarium are short staff and need some people to help feed the fish. Wanting to feed himself instead, Happy of course signs everyone up to assist with some hilarious dialogue XP

(Note: All you Levy fans skip to 6:58 to see her pick her bikini wedgie ;D)

Outside the aquarium, Wendy is found by Chelia, and the two run off to play. Rem Warren, nearby, goes on about how they look like "little angels" (freakin' creep >__>) whilst Max points out that Quatro Cerberus has also picked this night (coincidence right?) to visit the pool. Damn, Bacchus looks so cute in that panda floaty of his, and he even manages to drop in a reference to the movie whilst he's at it. Smooth ;)

We need more fillers at this point, so a little scene with Risley, Jenny, Aquarius and Virgo occurs which is neither that enjoyable nor that memorable. The only part I'm sure many of you do remember was Erza standing there with her arms crossed and her boobs perched on them like they're some display shelf >__>

Speaking of boobs though, Jak may have gone into a fanboy spree over the next scene where Mira gets her bikini top pulled off it it had actually been animated nicely enough to do the manga justice. Alas, no >__> however Risley patting an embarrassed Romeo made me laugh :)

Back to the nekos and for some reason Gajeel, Levy and the group are managing to feed the fish in their tank with no underwater breathing equipment D:< What the hell? Plus, they seem to be able to talk rather clearly for people underwater >__> *sighs* This aside though, watching the fish start to chase the Exceeds and Gajeel beat the shit out of the fish was pretty darn entertaining, but the winner of this scene was definitely that huge white fish that appeared at the end XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was soooo cute and funny. MAAAAA *opens her mouth super wide* So kawaii X3

As that group struggles with the cute flabby fish, Erza and Lucy have their own problems as they are found by the Trimen.

Before I go any further... can I just say that Ichiya's budgie smugglers (Aussie slang for men's bathers) scared the fuck out of me o___O I- I don't even want to remember as I type this because I'll have to run to my local supermarket and buy some more brain bleach. It was... terrible to say in the least.

Ichiya's God-awful bathers aside, this scene was HILARIOUS! I loved it in the manga and they did it really well here with the Trimen jumping around and Erza telling them all off besides Ichiya. She then goes on to explain her legendary swimsuit. Turns out the animators didn't change her bikini (as many people noticed) for no reason, rather it becomes part of the filler of the episode, as Erza claims it is her legendary swimsuit that never fails her... ... ... Too bad the said swimsuit is fraying and she hasn't noticed just yet ;D

Continuing through the pool, we run into Mavis and Laxus and Makarov, the two men having been forced to accompany Mavis so that she can have fun in the water :) Gosh I love Laxus here XD He's hilarious when he's pissed off, but hearing Makarov tell him to shut up and just do as the first says is even more humorous. Then Bickslow and Freed turn up (man I love it when Bickslow doesn't wear his mask) and they all begin to stretch to warm up. A... A little random there, but I'll let it slide becaaaaaaause-

JELLAL HAS SHOWN UP!! XD

Hoooooraaaay~!!! He's such a noob sometimes, so he's arrived still wearing Mystogan's mask so that he can-

HOLY SHIT THE SCENE JUST CUT TO ICHIYA'S ASS HANGING OUT FROM SOME ROCK! ERMAHGEWD I'M BLIND!! I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT THE WORLD PROPERLY AGAIN DX

He finally gets that fat ass of his out of the rock Erza kicked him into and finds Natsu. Natsu is obviously hungry, and Ichiya begins going on about appetites, but whilst they talk all we get are a bunch of breasts and butts from the female swimmers at the pool, so I have a feeling the animators were trying to hint at a different type of appetite :/

Speaking of appetites though (specifically Rem's) the scene cuts to Chelia and Wendy... squealing and... playing... on a banana ( -__-)

...I think Rem's gone into cardiac arrest at this point from the sexual connotations alone...

Speaking of sexual innuendos and stuff, I have to question Carla and Happy's next lines when they appear:

Wendy: What's wrong Carla? Carla: I just had the most embarrassing moment a girl can have! Happy: I'm sorry Carla. It all happened because I couldn't control my hunger...

( .__.) Yeeeeees....

... *shakes her head* Okay... let's move on...

To a few cute scenes with Laki, Kinana (pressing her breasts as hard as she can into the ground >__>) and the Trimen, as well as Cana hanging out with Quatro. Am... Am I the only one that likes the idea of Bacchus and Cana? ;D

Then there's some boring little convo between Natsu and Ichiya that I don't really care for... though... did Natsu fart at the end of Ichiya's little speech? I'm not really sure what happened there ("^__^)~

However, men prepare your tissue boxes because Flare has arrived to sexually assault Lucy!! And I mean for real this time... for the first time in FT OVA history the ANIME.... that's right the ANIME, has gone waaaay father than necessary and shown Flare tearing off Lucy's bikini and giving her some sort of freaky hair nipple torture o__O That's right, you didn't hear incorrectly: hair nipple torture.

...and we all thought this chapter was over-the-top to begin with... right??

However, it turns out Flare just wants to apologize for what she did in the Games. Secretly disappointed? I'm sure you are >:)

The disappointment disappears though with this next turn of events, which, both filler and canon material just... well I finished watching this a little more disturbed than I was when I started.

Of course Ichiya is the cause of the fuss. He and Natsu decide it'll be a FANTASTIC idea to run around the theme park... because... well... why the fuck not??

Of course, just as Alzack predicts, Ichiya slips and Natsu goes flying when the fat man crashes into him.

However.

However.

How the fuck ever.

Ichiya then goes tumbling straight towards Erza in the pool nearby, and Jellal, determine to save her from needing psychological therapy for the next 20 years of her life, tackles her down as Ichiya goes flying over top of them, crashes into the wall and... ( .__.) l-l-loses his bathers... (Note: If you were not disturbed by the OVA yet, you should be now)

BUT BUT BUT! Is Erza okay. FUCK YEAH >:) She's more than okay, because in the process of saving her life and her sanity, Jellal accidentally(?)(hehehe) managed to grope the large chest of his beloved. The two quickly jump away from each other and Jellal apologizes, but to Ichiya's shock horror Erza tells him that it's okay...

It's okay...

IT'S OKAY...

JELLALERZA TRIUMPHS!! *stands on her chair in an epic pose* THIS MOMENT SHALL FOREVER BE FORGED INTO THE BRAINS OF JELLALERZA FANGIRL AND GUYS AS A MOMENT OF TRUE JELLALERZANESS. CAN HE TOUCH HER BREASTS? OF COURSE HE CAN! >:D HE IS THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN DO SO AND STILL KEEP HIS LIFE! THEY WILL FOREVER-  Leli: Carry!! *realises she is standing on her deckchair in the middle of the resort yelling* Carrot: Ahhhh ^__^" Leli:You've been standing there screaming for like the last five minutes... You're scaring everyone... Carrot: Eheheehe ^__^" *sits down* '''Leli: *puts a tall glass of punch on the table nearby* There... now shut up, drink, and keep writing...'''  ...Okay ( .__.) So where was I? Ah, yes, Natsu also flies into Erza, and gets a similar treatment to Ichiya earlier when Erza boots him into the air. This in turn sends the Dragon Slayer flying towards the Love Love Slider where, you guessed it, our favourite love-triangle are arguing over who gets to go (or not go in Gray's case) down with Juvia. As they fight, Natsu crashes straight into Gray and Lyon, sending the two sliding down together and giving us a preview of what FT would be like if it was a boys love anime.

Let's just pause for a second. I'd like to point out just how ridiculously long the Love Love Slider is. I mean, just how long were Gray and Lyon on this thing? Heck, I'd willing go on with a friend if it meant getting to ride that thing. It looks as fun as fuck :D

Speaking of fun things, we enter some more filler as the anime team decide to use Natsu (and some physics-defying display sign) to get all of out beloved ships onto the slide together - plus some others just for the lols.

First to get the treatment are Lily and Carla. Yep, you heard me... Lily and Carla. Firstly, and most obviously, I have to point out the position they are sliding in... ( .__.) Ummm... Ah fuck it, I have no words to say what I'm thinking right now... Of course Happy becomes distraught seeing Lily with Carla and his dialogue that follows for the rest of the episode is hilarious due to this ;D

Next of course is Gajeel and Levy ;D They're cute, especially Levy as she starts to squeal and then slows down as she realises that she actually kind of likes the situation she's stuck in XD

JELLAL AND ERZA ARE NEXT! (I seriously don't get how these guys are all being swept up and miraculously land on the slide, but whatever *shrugs*) They're so adorable together X3 Jellal's blush is so kawaii and Erza of course is being Erza... trying to find out what to do but not really doing anything ;D

Somehow Lucy and Juvia also end up going down together, but Juvia constantly being her creep-self and calling Lucy her love rival cracks me up so much that I'm just going to let it go XD XD XD XD

And to finish us up on this slide of shippings, Elfman and Evergreen appear as well. I feel really bad for Elfman. He's a fairly nice guy, but because Evergreen is an idiot for first of all going on the slide with him and then realising that she doesn't want anyone to see them, he gets turned to stone >__> Lovely. Evergreen, good girlfriend material right there...

Back to Erza and Jellal and both of the star-crossed lovers suddenly realise that Erza's amazing bikini is fraying...

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Yeeeees!

Okay, in all honesty, I don't really know what to make of this little clip. I don't see how Erza's bikini can fray like that (it makes no sense, I mean, what is it caught on/like the thread doesn't just snap/like the entire bikini is just one big strand of thread) and to be honest both Jellal and Erza's reactions are OOC (out of character, for those who don't read enough fanfiction). I think their reactions should have been closer to what they were before with the boob groping incident: shy embarrassment. *shrugs* I don't write these OVA extra scenes though, so whoever did decided to have some fun I guess, because Jellal gets a nosebleed and Erza just reacts with anger... Yeah ( .__.) I don't really get it either.

A far less OOC reaction comes from Levy and Gajeel, with Levy being cute and basically starting to admit that she doesn't really feel embarrassed being stuck on the Love Love Slider whilst Gajeel just gets motion sickness XD

Back to the boy love and Gray and Lyon begin to get so pissy at each other that they decide to use their Magic. At the other end of the pool Laxus is trying to get Mavis out of the water because she's cold (despite being a ghost?) and suddenly notices that shit is happening at the slide. Points for Laxus here: wouldn't he make such a great father? :3 Tehehehe

Well the whole resort freezes over and Natsu is finally freed from his motion sickness prison. Of course, being Natsu, he has the fucking brilliant idea that a butt-load of his OP Dragon Slayer Magic will save the day, and springs into action with a fire fist to the floor despite Lucy's warnings that he not do anything.

Meanwhile, on the other side of Crocus, Sting and Lector see the explosion caused by the idiot DS and wonder what it is. Unfortunately the animation studio is either too poor or too lazy to get their voice actors in, because they get no lines >__> Greeeat

Finally, just before the credits roll, Natsu stands in the middle of the mess he has caused, as usual laughing it up as the others all lie semi-conscious (and pretty much naked) all around him.



In the last few minutes of the OVA, we get Laxus being awesome yet again and dragging a good and beaten Natsu and Gray to be punished further as Makarov and Mavis cry over the fact that they have to pay the repair bill ;D

So, was this any good? Damn straight it was. The parts included that came from the manga were well done. Of course the manga was still better (the animation of FT has always been rather poor so I doubt the anime will ever top the manga) but the anime did a darn good job. The added bits were nice, so all in all I'd recommend it to those who liked the chapter and want a good laugh ;D

Though, if you're looking for a good anime about hot guys at the pool, don't waste your time here... just watch Free!

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;D  Carrot: *sighs and puts her pen and notepad down* I think that'll do nicely :3 Leli: Ah, you all done Carry? '''Carrot: Hai hai! ^__^ Leli: Great :D That means you can now... GO ON THE LOVE LOVE SLIDER WITH ME!! >:) *picks Carry up and makes a run for the slide* Carrot: NOOOOOO DX Somebody save me!!'''

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