User blog comment:Ishthak/Hello~!/@comment-1776824-20140409184232/@comment-3556212-20140410144342

90% of WUT?! that happens in chat comes from me.

"My big brother blindfolded me once and told me to suck on something until something comes out, he said it'll help cure my cold." "It was bitter and sweet, like how good medicine should taste like." "It didn't help at all so he called several of his buddies to help me out." "Such different taste, one wasn't bitter at all and very sweet others are really, really bitter." "They tried their best I can tell from how hard they are panting. But my cold is still there." "Then my father arrived."

and

"I once tried climbing the flag pole. I succeeded then stand on top of it, trying hard not to lose my balance." "My douchebag classmate tackled the pole, I fell and got fisted by the pole." "When the paramedics came they pulled the pole out my ass but I couldn't find my wallet." "At home I took a dump, when I was about to flush I saw my wallet down the toilet."