User blog comment:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Sorcerer Magazine, Issue 28: April 2014/@comment-3532335-20140503202529/@comment-3290324-20140504024035

Lol, I'd rather cut off my left nut then learn Swedish, Russian, or Afrikaans. There are more on my list of "not even if you paid me" languages, but I think those three will suffice for the moment. :D