User blog comment:FairyRaven/Fairy Tail Chapter 319: The White Knight, Review and Commentary/@comment-5170433-20130217225226

Okay! Glad you're back. I haven't made long comments since to left so here I go!

Chapter starts with my favorite couple. So cute. Then the next page show's Gajeel's awkwardly shaped rape face with black steam coming out of him which I don't think is very healthy. Then our Rouge who was confused as f**k began to wonder, "Oh ma gah! Two taps!" Then the next panel shows Fairy Tail's Four Musketards, who we really don't pay much attention to, begin to say the most obvious thing in the world. He ate the damn shadow! Thank you for the FYI I clearly did not notice that. Then there was Levy who was probably wet for a crazy Gajeel. Yeah, we know what you were thinking you dirty little girl.

Then the battle some of us have all been waiting for finally starts. Well, it started a couple chapters ago, but anyways Gajeel runs to Rouge, then turns into a shadow and attacks Rogue from the back. It seemed like he was hit in the head which I found very amusing. Rouge regains his balance and becomes a shadow as well, copycat bastard. Then they result in an endless chase of cat and mouse as two black entities. Finally, Gajeel catches the our little Rouge then throws him into a wall. Then Rouge comments he doesn't know the Gajeel he was facing. Gajeel grabs him again and opens his mouth(*Where is this heading*) BUT! But! He was just gonna do a roar. A SUPER BADASS LASER BEAM OF DEATH ROAR! Damn that laser was like an atomic bomb which got me wondering how the hell does one survive crap like this. The audience of course were left astounded and speechless. Then we see the guild who were all very happy.


 * Levy's Thoughts

"Oh we are gonna get crazy tonight I'm gonna be so dirty.....Oh crap what if someone here can read minds?! Quick think of something else ummm ummm bananas, apples, dildo, shit I give up. Wait have I been wearing the same thing for five days the hell? I wonder if I'll ever lose my virginity? Oh crap the fight!"

Mavis' Thoughts

"Dirty Whore!"

Anyways back to fight. Rouge falls back to the ground defeated which means a point for Team FairyTail. Then Rouge, who was being possessed starts talking, mumbling about Rouge's current limit. Then Gajeel was all, "Dafuq?" Then something black comes out of him which was awkwardly shaped like sperm. Then this little cute thing comes out who turns out to be Frosch! He/she/it was there sacrificing him/her/itself for Rouge how cute. And do I find it very weird that I wanted Gajeel to beat the shit out of Frosh. Anyways Rouge wkes up not knowing what the hell happened. And Gajeel and Mavis started wondering what the hell was that black thing.*Wink*

Now we're back to the Lucy rescue team. It starts of with Natsu, Loke, and Wendy attacking like badasses. Meanwhile, our two Lucy's seem to be standing doing nothing to help. And so was Carla and Happy who were being protected by Lily. Then the exceed was attacked by some liquid who happens to be from the bastards we met a couple chapters ago, The Garou Knights. Kamika and Cosmos appear stating the scary one wasn't there who was probably Mira. Uosuke arrives like some royal shit. Then we see Wendy holding her arms.

Wendy's Thoughts

"I knew we should have killed them after we got the information about the exit. I really wanted to rip that flower girls arm off. Oh the shit I would have done to her."

Then the leader arrives who happens to look like a Lyon and Doranbolt mixed together with a slightly larger pair of lips. He then says that he understood Natsu's philosophy, so now he will tell him his. He said that he won't let sinners like him escape the castle. Bitch please, don't you think that killing all those people is a sin. Yeah thought so. Now commit suicide. Then Natsu provokes him which ended that part of the chapter.

Then we see Arciados in a different part of the castle decked out in his White Lily armor. The name of that armor really doesn't sound to scary. Then he asks the royal guards where the princess was. And while a walks to her current position he says that the Princess is lying about something. And Raven that comment you made about Arciados beating Jade here's something similar to that   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FkHRaFKjZmQ.

And that ends the chapter. Here's my thoughts of how Yukino got lost. Wendy didn't like her so she tripped Yukino. While she was on the ground Wendy stepped on her head so hard she became unconscious. Then Wendy left Yukino. Then Yukino got caught in a stampede while the guards were rushing to Team Natsu which ultimately killed her. Just Kidding she probably went to Eclipse to do something. I don't really know what.

Anyways that's the end of my review.

Final Scores

Art: 9/10

Fight: 2.5/10

Story: 6/10

Overall: 7/10

Anyways good luck on your exams and I hope you'll be back soon. Bye!!