User talk:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Archive 25

Happy Birthday Uncle
Hey Uncle rai, i just wanted to say Happy Birthday. http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af272/missani/Gif%20Images/birthday16.gif

and also you are not my uncle anymore :)

WondRaiful Birthday
* Sees Hungry's "gifts"* ... o____O *cough* I definitely didn't lol until I almost cried... >____> Anyway...happy birthday papa! =D 04:40, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

At least I'm original. ;D 21:58, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

B'Day
Happy Birthday Rai! Hope your academic career goes well this year.>_> *coughs* Sorry I don't have any gifts *looks at Hungry's gifts* Anyways hope you have a great day. ^_^ -- 04:50, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

Jak is 19 and Carrot is an idiot~
Okay... I'm an idiot... I'll admit it. I spend aaages wondering what to write in your card and then just as I had saved and stuff I realised that I hadn't even said fucking Happy Birthday >__> *massive facepalm moment*

That... That's like having a watch that doesn't tell the time XD Carrot is an idiot. So:

P.S: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKWHORE!!

I hope you had a supermegafoxyawesomehawt day~! Eat heaps of cake, open heaps of presents and party hard ;D Hooray for being 19 \( ^__^)/

Enjoy the card :3 I happened upon that rather special Mirajane pic by chance and thought you'd like it ;D Damn hard to lineart though, the original was only 200pixels high and wide >.<

Hugs and kisses from Aus ;D

Love 09:25, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

Awww, I'm glad X3 I look forward to my next birthday now. You have almost eleven months, so I hope I'm pretty darn impressed >:)

07:39, July 19, 2013 (UTC)

Your Gift Will Come In A Few Days
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Erick Silva is amazing. Happy Birthday to you.

Hey, this is a good one I'm giving you. >_> I expect you to start reading Beelzebub once you see it. Also, pure nonsense! You could do with more of Erick Silva. :3

Re:College Stuff
Fine. What's with the Japanese talk, Bulba-boy?

-- 14:21, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

Happy Birthday
Happy birthday Rai~ May Mashima draw more naked Mira panels ;D 14:45, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!!
Congratulations on being one year closer to death!!! I was planning on writing a birthday card, but unfortunately I wasted all my iPad's battery and I can't find the charger. So, you'll just have to settle for

I hope you have an awesome b-day!! just plz don't spend it all with hoes like I did and do something awesomelicious! 15:05, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

Happy Birthday (so much for originality in title >_>)!!!
Yo Jak! Happy Birthday dude. I wish you have a very awesome day, a very productive, fun and unique academic year, and above all, enough health and strength to put up with all us bastards on this wiki :P

'  Happy Birthday! '

Have a great day.

http://i943.photobucket.com/albums/ad275/nikennyyyyy/birthday_080.gif

17:13,7/18/2013

Oh stop it you, you're all heart</sarcasm) ~( ._.)~ 22:20,7/18/2013

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Rai! :D Hope you have a great time on your b'day this year, ^and I made a present for you :3

bday
ditto what the past 11 headers have said and what the next 7 will probably say, i would post some amazing mirajane pics but they would get me banned. oh and just remember youre one year closer to death-- 20:05, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

i know im a lazy bastard -- 22:00, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday Jakwhore! Have fun! PARTY HARD!!!!! Good fortune for many years too come!

-- Grimmjow  Jaegerjaquez  20:33, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

Happy B'day
Happy Birthday, Rai! I hope you get all the perverted wishes you want and spend your day doing what you love most! Have an awesome time. And after, you can archive your talk page. Cya around.

あら、誕生日はもう来ちゃったか？
Time sure goes by fast, doesn't it... I mean, one year has already passed since I give you that Mirajane sketch that Mashima drew...Anyways, while I don't know what significance is 19, I do hope that you'll have a wonderful birthday. Finally, here are some Mirajane images I've found on Pixiv. They're a bit old, but I think you'll like it.

Happy 19th birthday, my creation. 22:28, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

just don't be like every other black men and get AIDS 22:30, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

Mega awesome Birthday
Hello father! :D

Sorry for the lateness of this message, you're probably whoring around as I type it, but today was a really busy day for me!

Anyway, I hope you enjoy your present!



Mira is saying that quote to you, her love. :D

Hope you enjoy your special day. Happy Birthday papa! :) 23:53, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

MB
Sorry for making you go into work right after partying so hard with the whores, but better now than later. :D

Our share of the Monobook changes will have to be done soon after Reli and Uny finish theirs. I was looking at the ones we have to do and came up with the mathematical solution.

There are 344 Chapters and two of us. We can each do 172 chapters. So you'll take chapters 1-172 and I'll do chapters 173-344. There are 46 Fairy Tail characters, meaning we can both do 23 each. You'll do the 23 here and I'll do the 23 here. 22 celestial spirits, yours/ mine. The Dragons are 13. You do the first 7 and I'll handle the other 6. For Raven Tail, there are 5, I do 3 and you do 2. The problem with Raven Tail is that the current template they have does not belong to them, they disbanded (Remember what Flare said). So I was just thinking that even though they will use the "other" template we could still do them. Just so we don't disrupt the original list. 03:00, July 19, 2013 (UTC)

Happy Birthday
Haaaappppyyyy Biiiirrrthhday!!! 03:21,7/19/2013

Happy Birthday to You
Happy birthday Rai! Hope you have a great day! 03:30, July 19, 2013 (UTC)

Happy Birthday
Hey Jak Happy Birthday. I hope you have a good day. 04:00, July 19, 2013 (UTC)

HAPPY B-DAY WHORU-PA!!
Yo RaiPA! Sorry for the late wishes but didn't want to fall behind in the gift tradition ( ._.)/ took me almost hour to prepare this but .. WORTH IT!! It worth it for a awesome Admin who gives free-passes to shameless pervs and pedo-whorus like us to roam on this wiki \(^o^)/ .. cause he is ONE himself :P

'''GIFT TIME!!

Hope you like it~ have fun opening your gift

Modern literature.

Happy birthday, man!

I'd like to handle the treasure hunters' pages. Feel like it.

-- 08:22, July 19, 2013 (UTC)

Gift
Better late than never, right? If you're still interested, go claim it here.


 * Holy f***! That is one major mind game you've got going there O_o. How about I just post the direct link here? ಠ◡ಠ -- 18:21, July 19, 2013 (UTC)


 * No. I will ignore you forever if you do that! T^T


 * >_> Just a joke... I found that to be pretty entertaining. Reminds me of the Goosebumps books among other things. -- 18:27, July 19, 2013 (UTC)


 * So you really trailed through the process? >_> So you have seen the end? >_>


 * I enjoy a challenge if I'm bored enough and yes I did.( ._.) -- 18:30, July 19, 2013 (UTC)


 * So you have seen my secret sanctuary! Waaaah! T^T *dies*


 * I bookmarked it too ಠ◡ಠ feel the pain! lol Jk -- 18:36, July 19, 2013 (UTC)


 * Waaaah! T^T T^T *dies*

Hey, that's the first time that I "insulted" you! ಠ_ಠ And besides, I only stated facts, facts that you established for yourself on the wiki, so it's not my fault. :P Anyway, yeah, sure, my birthday.. |-( That would be 9 months from now. >___>

Another reminder
You need to tell Reli to go ahead with Forum:Help as he doesn't have the balls to continue without your permission--

Switch to monobook. There is a feature in monobook that links you to the most recent diff on your talk page when you have a new message. Reason 9,875,452 that Monobook is better than oasis--

You have now brought this upon yourself. Prepare for the monobook vs. oasis comparison.

Oasis: Fixed width. Monobook: Flexible width. Point: Monobook

Oasis: Difficult to customize via css. Monobook: easy to customize via css. Point Monobook

Oasis: Constantly changed by wikia's every whim. Monobook: spared from any changes. Point Monobook.

Oasis: Every wiki looks basically the same. Monobook: All wikis have a unique look. Point Monobook.

Oasis: No diff link on new messages. Monobook: Diff link on new messages. Point Monobook.

Oasis: Against the wikia tou to make site wide changes to functionality. Monobook: All is fair game. Point Monobook.

Oasis: has chat. Monobook: doesnt have chat. Point Oasis.

Have I made myself clear?--

20
GIMME 20$!!! @_@ 00:48, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

^-- 00:51, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

I need to buy some whores! They each cost 5 dollars! ಠ_ಠ 00:54, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

white guy stuff. also you dont know where i stand genealogically-- 00:56, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

Did I say 20? I meant 200? Hope you'll still make that deposit. >:D Btw, I just found a baby Mega pic! Omg I was sexy/cute from the start! 00:58, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

http://stuffwhitepeopledo.blogspot.ca/-- 01:01, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

If you do as much as take a single penny out of my account, I outta . ಠ_ಠ Well, I say I was the sexiest out of all...bitch. ( ._.) 01:04, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

http://stuffwhitepeopledo.blogspot.ca/ thanks rai, btw i have something to tell you......i am.......your........GRANDSON! dun dun don-- 01:07, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

im going to leave that a secret for now-- 01:10, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

Impossibru! Well, enough about sexy me. :D Do you like the Avatar (the anime/cartoon)?? 01:14, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

Me too!!! Watch Legend of Korra season 1 before season 2 starts! ಠ◡ಠ Also, brb. Gonna go eat some spaghetti with cheese. >_> 01:26, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

It was, and I didn't share one bit. ( ._.)~ 03:04, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

its over midnight so I'll start tomorrow 04:09, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

sorry but it is not time for that secret to be revealed-- 17:01, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

A Whore's B-day.
I haz no gift, but I wish you many black birthdays to come Jakuwhore.

Happy Bday (~._.)~
Happy Bday Jaku whore ! ಠ◡ಠ Unlike Nose I am not a racist Although I am. Wish for more birthdays with racism greetings ಠ◡ಠ

8:05, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

I'm part racist. I don't support it tho. And once again Jak, Happy Birthday.


 * I guess I'm similar to you Nose. I hate racism but I laugh if the joke is good.*looks at Hungry's pics above* It would be better if people didn't get offended by such jokes though >_> That would indirectly stop people from making them with bad intent in the first place. Seriously how long will society have this stupid racism. -- 12:38, July 20, 2013 (UTC)


 * High fives FTGM*

Happy Late Birthday~!!
Gomen'ne for my lateness TT^TT I didn't know it was your birthday a couple of days ago until now, so allow me to say it now: Have a wonderful birthday Jacky, hope you had lots of delicious chocolate (yum!!) cake and lots of sexy presents (yay!!).

Problem
Rai, I just noticed a problem. In monobook, the size of your screen matters. Meaning that people with bigger screensize will see the content differently than someone with a small screen. This kinda complicates the whole imgright thing because somene with a small screen size will see it just like in oasis,but someone with a large screen size will see all the images messed up. In other words, my current screen sees almost everything alright, while FTGM and Misk sees everything horrible. You can see the problem by going to a character page and zooming out. I noticed this because I had some computer problems a few hours ago and now I'm using safe mode, which makes my screen smaller 15:41, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

Living with the Family
GRANDPAPA! YOU HAVE A NEW GRANDSON! :D.

This guy.

Thank you. :D

New
Papa Jak, I haz a new father. He claimed me just now.

Added: Papa Reli said this: "did you just say I'm superior to Rai and FR in every way possible?"

But he said so.. >___> If you could find our conversations, he claimed me as his son. And when I asked him, he said that he'd claim me. So.. Yeah.

Then tell him. XD I don't have the guts to reject people, although I have no plans of doing that, since Papa Raven seems nice. ^______^ And Papa Reli doesn't mind it, so.. Yeah. :3

Btw Papa Jak, I am a red head now, just last night. :D

Monobook
zoom out while in monobook 19:26, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

sigh.. I see. its cuz Hibki's page is already fixed. try Coco's page since that's the page that made me notice. i don't feel like taking a screenshot... 20:43, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

that's what I mean. do we have to do every single image that is aligned to the right because people are just doing the ones that they see messed up by the infobox, but there are other images that they can't see messed up but others with a bigger screen will see it messed up. 20:51, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

wait. so we gotta do the imgright on every single image aligned to the right? that's way too much 21:06, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

Alright. I'll start on it when I return home to my laptop. Btw go to the sorcerer magazine's wiki and tell me which of the three covers I spent the whole day doing looks better 22:51, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

yeah, I knew that'd be the best option because it has her on it, but I really wanted to have them both... so I made three ^_^ so that even if they don't become the official covers, I can still post the awesomeness in the Contents page :3 03:07, July 21, 2013 (UTC)

Really? The one with both actually loos the worst IMO. Having each of them in the full cover looks away better IMO. I just really wanted to have xerneas and yveltal XD 05:43, July 21, 2013 (UTC)

lol fine asshole 18:38, July 21, 2013 (UTC)

Sylph's Tools
I was thinking about creating specific pages for the weapons wielded by the Sylph Labyrinth members. After all, we got their specific names, and two of them look like they have some pretty unique powers.

-- 18:40, July 21, 2013 (UTC)

Great. All we need now is a Template for non-Magic objects.

-- 21:05, July 21, 2013 (UTC)

Good, I'll get to it once I finish Mad Max 2 or tomorrow.

Why does Bulbasaur triple?

-- 21:18, July 21, 2013 (UTC)

What about putting Bulbasaur and its evolutions instead? That'd make 3, as well.

-- 21:25, July 21, 2013 (UTC)

College wisdom.

-- 21:33, July 21, 2013 (UTC)

Alright, it's done. You get me a Template, and I'll get you the pages.

-- 00:14, July 22, 2013 (UTC)

Alright...

"Looks aound for the Template"

-- 08:13, July 22, 2013 (UTC)

Hit the sack too soon?

-- 23:27, July 22, 2013 (UTC)

"Sits and waits"

-- 23:30, July 22, 2013 (UTC)

Thank you.

-- 23:39, July 22, 2013 (UTC)

There you go.

-- 00:10, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

Welcome. I think they could do with a proper Category, though.

-- 00:17, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

It looks like you anticipated me.

-- 00:19, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

It's not that I forgot, I was puzzled about creating a brand new Category for just 3 pages (at least for now).

I'll be going. 'Nite.

-- 00:29, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

Geez, good luck then. Too bad you'll be disappointed sooner or later.

-- 06:39, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

It's unavoidable.

-- 16:33, July 24, 2013 (UTC)

*Pokes Papa*
* Then my finger bounces back* Such a very cute fat, Papa. :3 Teeheehee. Alright, I'll go to sleep now. Good night!

PS: Hungry-sama said so, so I'll believe him! :D

So you'd now raise your hands on me and can inflict damage on me, huh.. ( ._.) Guess the good ol' Papa Jak is now gone.. T^T Guess I now only have 1 father left who wont threaten me like that.. T^T

Go Listen To This
Meh.
 * 1) How's those ImgRight templates coming along for the articles?
 * 2) When will applications close for Relacion Seis? End of the month?
 * 3) Got a gift already? I'm like 75% done with yours. :/

Any form of rock music. Some favorite artists include Rammstein, Shinedown, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Nirvana; most of them are just bands. You? I suppose you love pop music from like Beyonce and Lady Gaga, am I right? :P


 * 1) Rauleli is slow then!
 * 2) M'kay.
 * 3) You still haven't answered the question. :P And I actually just finished it like 20 minutes ago; still not going to show it till tomorrow UTC time. So be patient!

Nice jazzy selection. Figured you'd like all of them so much. :P

And let me rephrase myself... "Got a gift already for me?" And no, because it was for tomorrow anyway. :/

Well, this particular gift wasn't for your birthday anyway... so I don't really care about one for that. :P But don't worry, you should still love it nonetheless. ^_^

Not random, you forgetful you.

That's good. ^_^ I expect it to be amaaaaaazzzing. :3

Nope. Umy is not done yet 00:49, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

I kind of discovered a few things on my own tbh. How it affects Oasis, right? and nearly done~! 02:50, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

Alright I'm done now! 03:34, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

Happy One-Year-Since-I-Was-Forced-To-Marry-You-On-Wikia Day!!!
As promised, more or less, here is your present. Now fucking stare at it and enjoy him for all you can! Then go start reading Beelzebub, my dear. :3

Don't read Beelzebub. It's really boring. Go read Magi, its really good--


 * Don't listen to God. Read both or read Beelzebub >:) -- 05:06, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

Fuck Gisme! Read Beelzebub like your life depends on it 12:47, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

Magi is the one that's boring.

I approve of Beelzebub.

All of the above people are idiots :3 Just do what I do and don't read either of them ^__^ 13:45, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

No, read it and broaden your horizons. Don't be stuffy and comfortable with a select few ;)

Read Beelzebub! Read it! Read it!

Read Beelzebub. Its more better than Magi. :)

Wynaut both? 14:06, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

Wrath and FTGM both have a good point there.
 * It is a good point. Both series have their fair share of ups and downs. 14:49, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

Ignore all the misinformed people. Beelzebub is largely a slice of life series about a kid who likes to beat up other kids and happens to have a demon baby. Magi is an action series that features magic, genies and awesome fights. Read Magi--

if you have time to read both then i would advise you to do so, if you have time to read one then i would advise that you read beelzebub, if you do not have time for either then dont read either, but whether you have the time to do so or not i would advise you to beat the crap out of everyone who has been bothering you today by contributing to this header, except for glass cause she actually had something worthwhile to say to you.-- 17:07, July 23, 2013 (UTC)


 * So.... even you are leaning towards Beelzebub then? I think we have a winner here. And lol you just gave Rai permission to beat the crap out of you as well similar to how its done in Beelzebub XD -- 17:11, July 23, 2013 (UTC)


 * yeah i prefer beelzebub and i doubt rai could beat the crap out of me, he is welcome to try though-- 17:14, July 23, 2013 (UTC)
 * Sorry Nucky, but I'm 99.9% sure I could beat your ass. ಠ_ಠ 22:24,7/23/2013


 * that 0.1% is a real bitch-- 22:40, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

I love how this just became a thread on what series Jakuho should be reading... :P Anyway, Jakuho, just read Beelzebub. It is not "largely a slice of life series" and besides, you didn't have your gift, so at least read the manga! Only 213+ chapters! And the new arc is very good right now.
 * All of you whores get the hell off of my talk page! 22:24,7/23/2013