Template:Family Tree/April 2015

 Hey guys! Sorry I didn't write this article last month, but as I said, I had other things that came up. Anyways, I am back now and this month, we take a look at The Generation That Shouldn't Have Been.  Before anyone whines about not being on the tree, please note that not everyone can be on it, and even those that can will not be on it immediately. It's a monthly'' article till further notice, so there are gonna be a lot of generations featured. As such, kindly shut up and read.  So now,

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Having ordered his faithful followers to obtain a virgin sacrifice for him to feast upon, the perv king fully intended to dine in a metaphorical hell that night. However, the pedobears, stupid as they were, brought back their king a cardboard box belonging to one of Fairy Tail Wiki's newest members. As he inspected the box, Imhungry4444 realized that the box was not actually a virgin, much to his shock and anger. Failed by his pedobears, Imhungry4444 sought to end their days as a result, which culminated in a massacre of epic proportions. Only one pedobear escaped into the forest, having caught site of a lost young girl during all the madness. Angry at the failure, Imhungry4444 sought the land of the box and upon realizing it was called "Fairy Tail Wiki", decided to make it a living hell.

While Hungry was making his journey to Fairy Tail Wiki, IamJakuhoRaikoben was in the midst of teaching Mega and his newly-adopted/created son DaRinor the ways of the father. However, -Jabberjay was seeking revenge upon Reli for the rumors he spread about her and so, during one of their breaks, seduced Mega and the two created their own son a few hours later, one to take revenge upon his grandmother Reli. They named the baby Remnant after the unfortunate results that had been left on -Jay's body after she gave birth to Rem.

Upon arriving at the Fairy Tail Wiki, Hungry's order of business was to make a powerful first impression. Stealing a lawnmower from Rai's garage, Hungry proceeded to break into the house while Mega was alone, Rai and Aldarinor having gone to a brothel and left the older child alone for the time being. Though he tried to escape, Mega soon found himself overwhelmed by Hungry, with the emphasis on "over" as Hungry had the young Mexican pinned to the ground. Activating his lawnmower, Hungry proceeded to mow Mega's personal lawn before having his way shortly afterwards, using the handles of the lawnmower as support. The pain resulting from this lawnmower rape caused Mega great pain for a number of weeks shortly afterwards. However, the physical pain was nothing compared to the mental pain Mega endured as well. It became known that Hungry had recorded the entire rape and posted it for all to see online. Distraught, Mega locked himself in his room for days, and not even Rai's offer of flan could bring him out.

Having heard of Hungry's attack on his son, Reli decided to enact revenge once he heard about Hungry's next plan. As opposed to more force, Hungry's next plan was to bribe the members of the wiki with his food. However, due to his Russian origin rendering him completely incapable of cooking anything edible to humans, Hungry decided to instead open a cereal restaurant. At first, costs were not too high and visitors were up and Hungry even struck up good conversations with Ish, one of his regular customers. However, it was then that Reli put his plan into action. With the money left over from Abe's struggling career as a stand-up comedian, Reli was able to purchase a majority stake in Hungry's business.

Having been bought out of his own business, Hungry was feeling dejected. Without Ishthak to see regularly, his depression began growing until an old friend from another land came to him with a plan to take back what was his. This man claimed to have a plan to eliminate Reli and retake the restaurant. But first, they would need a large supply of donuts from which the cream could not be sucked out. Unbeknownst to them however, their entire conversation had been overheard by Chaos, who wrote a detailed message and sent it to Reli.

Upon rumors of this plan reaching him, Reli turned the restaurant into a nightclub, complete with a performance stage. He believe that progressing with it fast would eliminate Hungry's chances of retaking control. Abe quickly took up the podium and with Reli's help, soon managed to start attracting people to the club with his comedy every other night. However, Reli knew that he could not run the club entirely on his own and so he put a call out to prospective new employees who wanted to work for him. Quickly, he got two new applicants. One was Niji, an older girl whom Reli immediately fell for. The other was Carrot, a girl Reli observed to have a large amount of mood swings. After confirming that she was in fact not pregnant, Reli hired both girls to take up the jobs of bartender and the reservation manager, respectively. With his new set of employees, unbeknownst to them, Reli prepared to turn the nightclub into his own personal orgy house. After all, it was his business and therefore there was no policy against sexual harassment.

With everyone's plans in motion, only a short time remained before war would break out on Fairy Tail Wiki. Who would win? With Rai still in the brothel, would anyone even care to inform him?