User blog comment:Water Dragon Slayer/DREAM BATTLE CHRONICLES: SEVENTH MATCH!/@comment-10956583-20130828053325

(My IPad crashed so I'll just skip the intro)

Ren tries to hit Aria with a flurry of kicks, but Aria manages to dodge them Ren:How did he...? Wait a minute... Enhanced senses? Aria:That's right. Ren:Well then... Aerial! A sphere of air traps Aria Aria: AHHH! MY EARS! This is sorrowful,SORROWFUL,SORROWFUL! Aria manages to break the bubble Ren: What the hell?! Aria:That hurt! Aria casts Metsu'on Ren Ren: Ugh.. My magic! Before his magic could be drained, he sent a blast of air to Aria. Aria: Ohohoho! Aria also sends a blast of air at Ren, and they collide, causing an explosion Ren: Shit! Aria:Time to finish this. Zetsu. Ren gets hit and hits a tree Ren:Ugh.. *spits blood* Aerial Shot! Rock after rock, Ren fires them in all directions Aria: AGH! *collapses* Ren: *sigh* It's done. Aria: Not quite. Hhehehehehehehe! Ren: You just had to play possum, did you?Fine, if that's what you want. Aerial Phose!! A cyclone is formed around Ren's hands and wreaks havoc in the streets of Magnolia Aria: Only that? Weak! Prepare to die *removes blindfold*. Zero! A cloud of smoke covers the entire area and somehow, Ren gets hit Aria: Now, for the photo finish. Aria lifts Ren up with this telekinesis and throws him with force Ren: REN IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN! ''Wait, wait, wait, you thought this was the real ending? Lets rewind a bit.'' Aria: Now for the photo finish. Aria lifts Ren up with his telekinesis Aria: Any last words? Ren: Go to He- Aria impales Ren with a wooden stake that was found during the chaos.