Template:The Earth Land Chronicles/February 2013

 ''Welcome to another issue of The Earth Land Chronicles. This article will a relatively sarcastic overview of things in the Fairy Tail series, which will probably be presented in chronological order. This could include main villains, Dragon Slayers, Celestial Spirits, all in the order they were revealed. Our first series will be the story arcs of Fairy Tail, with an arc being done each month (though once in a while two). So let's continue with the Oración Seis arc. '' 

Welcome Readers. I'm Ultraprime2 and I'm the new writer of this article. We now head off to the Oración Seis arc, among our longer and more expansive arcs. This arc involves a group of Mages from various guilds forming a team to take down the dark guild known as Oración Seis, who control 1/3 of the dark underworld.

Naturally, Makarov has chosen Lucy, Gray, Erza and Mr. Nakama to be the representatives of the Fairy Tail Guild. Oh, and Happy too.

So we then meet the representatives of the other guilds. From Blue Pegasus, there's The Trimens: Hundred Night Hibiki  who spends one night with a girl and makes it seem like 100, Eve who makes a girl feel like she went to heaven and Empty Night Ren, who puts no emotion into his nights with you. And then there is their boss/master/bator Art Vandalay. Oh, sorry, that's Ichiya Vandalay Kotobuki. So three of the four are some of the most gorgeous men you're ever gonna see and I say that in the most non-gay, man-to-man way possible but Ichiya is a creep, looks like a brick and scares the crap out of the fearless Erza. Next to arrive is Lamia Scale, which consists of Gray's stripper pal Lyon, the lovesick barbie  Sherry  and Iron Rock  Jura.

Oh, and there's also Wendy. She's decided to fight as well as a representative of her guild and hopefully get away from that perverted pedophile who's been after her ever since she could walk. She, like Natsu, has a cat partner who's just as annoying as you can get. Still, that doesn't stop Happy from falling head-over-heels for her. After hearing about each of the mages they'll have to fight, the over-eager Light Team's youngsters go out. Jura is dealt a blow by Celestial Spirit Gemini disguised as Ichiya at the behest of Seis' Angel.

Outside, the bomber ship is bombed lol by the dark guild, which then annihilates the entire team, except Wendy who decided to hide. Luckily, Brain sees her and turns his attention to her, kidnapping her and, by accident Happy. He then decides to murder everyone, but they're saved by Jura before he can.

Ichiya is back as well, having finished his lengthy stop in the restroom. Using his perfume Magic, he heals everyone nearby. However, Erza was bitten by Cobra's snake and wants her arm amputated. However, everyone else ultimately decides not to cripple her for life since Wendy is the Sky Dragon Slayer and can heal her if they rescue her. So deciding to do that, the others break into teams to bring her back while Lucy and Hibiki stay near Erza to protect her and have sex offscreen :P in case anything happens. We're treated to a few scenes of the Light Team kicking the crap out of a ton of random dark guilds that decided to appear, with the exception of Ichiya, who gets captured. The anime decides to give us some development for Natsu even though we know he's had none by bringing Erigor into the story while he was not present in the manga and letting Natsu fight him. Natsu as expected kicks his ass without much difficulty and we're supposed to treat this as growth. Yeah, nice try A-1 Pictures and Satelight >_>

So at the hideout of the OS, Racer leaves for a bit to pick up some package cause he works part time as a delivery boy when he's not out trying to kill people. Soon after though, he returns with a coffin and who should be in it but Jellal Fernandes? Apparently, he was murdered by Carrot's jealous stalker with a crush :P Brain instructs Wendy to revive Jellal with her Magic and, when she refuses at first, gives her 5 minutes to decide. Naturally though, she can't not do it and does it, reviving Jellal just as Natsu arrives. Jellal quickly disposes of Brain and Natsu before leaving. Elsewhere, he (in the anime) strips Erigor and takes his clothes. This in particular was nuts since he was already wearing clothes in the anime while it's understandable in the manga since he was naked ? right?

So anyways, Gray holds off Racer so Natsu can get back to save Erza in time. Racer decides he wants to bang kill Gray so he chases after him on a motorcycle. They run into Lyon and Sherry and Lyon helps out by destroying Racer's motorcycle. As Lyon says he doesn't need Gray, what should happen but Gray being trapped in a pillar of ice by Lyon. He and Sherry fight but Sherry is taken out no surprise there. Racer then draws a knife and points it at Lyon, saying despite his young overconfidence being okay, Racer is the wrong opponent to pick a fight. However, Lyon's that he knows Racer's weakness: his Magic doesn't enhance his speed but instead slows down the perception of time for everyone else in a given area. Uh, ok, so then how do you explain Racer going out, getting Jellal's coffin and coming back quickly? His perception alteration isn't all that far-ranging, as his subsequent defeat would show. Anyways, Gray, revealing that the freeze was a ploy, takes out Racer from afar. However, he reveals an explosive lacrima device strapped to his chest but Lyon pushes Gray aside and tackles Racer, with the two of them falling off the cliff while the lacrima explodes and apparently kills them both.

Elsewhere, Natsu reaches Erza while Jura battles Hoteye who has pretty much the opposite Magic of himself. At the same time, Jellal is walking and Cobra is stalking him while trying to read his mind, yet he can't. And no, that's not a "Jellal is dumb" joke. When Jellal destroys a tree, Cobra realizes he's found Nirvana. Meanwhile, Wendy heals Erza and Natsu, seeing the light, goes after Jellal.

Nirvana appears and Sherry suddenly turns very emo while at the same time, Hoteye turns into a sissy during his battle against Jura. Hibiki tells Lucy they should go after Natsu, but they notice that Erza ran off since she wants to find and bang Jellal. Wendy starts crying, saying that the whole thing is her fault since she healed Jellal, and Hibiki opts to attack her with a spell, and we later learn that Nirvana would make her go nuts like it did Hoteye and Sherry. Really nuts, though =P? At the same time, Natsu takes down Racer's personal guild while he rushes to save Erza from her hormones. Also, due to their changing personalities, Hoteye hugs Jura and talks about finding his brother. Similarly, but not so similarly, Sherry attacks Gray, blaming him for Lyon's death rather than, you know, the dude with the bomb. Elsewhere, Eve is beaten by Midnight.

Meanwhile Natsu finds what appears to be Gray unconscious on a raft and, when he tries to save him, is nearly killed by how. However, Lucy shows up with Sagittarius and stops him. It's here that Lucy decides to take out "Gray" who then turns into "her" and flashes the boys and Lucy herself, who is embarrassed like hell. Do we have any Lucy fanboys in the house? It's shown that it isn't actually a Mage, but Gemini, who is the Celestial Spirit of Angel. Lucy tries to fight by summoning Aquarius, but the Bitch Spirit decides to ditch her and go on a date with Scorpio, who coincidentally happens to be Angel's Celestial Spirit. Lucy then summons Loke but Angel counters by summoning Aries, who just happens to be Loke's close friend. Seriously Mashima? >_>

Anyways, Loke and Aries fight and Loke naturally dominates suck it, Rai =P until Angel shoots both of them with Caelum. Lucy's summoning if Taurus is quickly rendered pointless since Gemini just uses her form and flashes her boobs again to get rid of him. Cue a scene of Lucy saying that she wants Angel to free Aries, Angel agreeing if Lucy dies, and Lucy agreeing. Yeah, cause it's always a good idea to trust a Mage known for killing people to keep their promise. Hibiki shows up and, pretending to be a bad guy under the influence of Nirvana, grabs Lucy. He's enjoying it. He transfers to Lucy a plot magic spell called Urano Metria which she uses to annihilate Angel.

While Erza is running towards Nirvana, Hoteye explains it to Jura as well as saying that he needed money to find his brother and so he committed crimes like robbing banks, beating up old people and getting involved in a Fiore prostitution ring that Loke was supposedly the ringleader of =P to do so. Meanwhile, Ren gets his face slashed by Midnight ruining that beautiful mug much to the disappointment of fangirls everywhere and is defeated. At the same time, Wendy tells Carla about how she met Jellal, how he took care of her and suddenly had to leave one day and left her with Cait Shelter. I guess she didn't wanna mention how he raped her even before Rem could =P

Anyways, Jellal reaches Nirvana and unseals it while Cobra watches from afar. Erza come to see him, and he can evidently remember her cause his amnesia missed a spot. Since he can't remember who he is, she tells him that he killed Simon, making the dude cry his eyes out. In the meantime, Lucy suddenly wakes up and finds out that Virgo came and stripped both her and Natsu naked and put new clothes on them while they were sleeping. I can only guess what else she made them do. Later on, Sherry appears to attack them but Gray takes her down. She's still pissed thinking that Gray is the reason Lyon is dead but soon has an egg on her face when Lyon is revealed to be alive. Oh, and the anime shows Racer alive as well. Like anyone cares >_>

So at Nirvana, Cobra shows his face but Jellal reveals that he unsealed Nirvana so he could destroy it. Casting a Self-Destruction Spell, Jellal plans to die and take Nirvana with him so Erza can be free. Though it's pretty clear she wants to be free with him. However, before the Magic can take effect, Brain arrives and, since he created the Magic Jellal used, cancels it. With that, Nirvana's second stage is activated while Erza and Jellal hang on for dear life to stop Nirvana.

Mint: This is pretty long, Ully. ( ._.)

Ultra: Yeah, probably. It's a long arc.

Rem: Wendy..... Anna.....Wendy.....Anna.....

Soon after, Natsu and Happy get into an aerial battle against Cobra and his snake Cubellios. Natsu keeps getting his ass kicked and soon after, we find out that Cobra is a dragon slayer, similar to but different from Natsu. He's the Poison Dragon Slayer and had his powers given artificially by implanting Lacrima into his body like a certain muscular heartthrob who we all know and I so did not mean to sound gay.

So Natsu really can't beat Cobra since the Poison Dragon Slayer is just too much for him. As a result, he decides that since he's falling, he's gonna shout his head off, which inadvertently takes off Cobra's head :O Alright, not really, but Cobra's sensitive hearing proves disadvantageous here. Natsu manages to take him out but it's Brain who delivers a blow by blasting Cobra, naturally pissing off Natsu who hates people who'd do that to their comrades.

Gray, Lucy and Happy show up with Jura and the Wizard Saint shows why he has that title by kicking Brain's ass without much difficulty. Brain reveals his prayer, for Midnight not to vanish as well and at the same time, the lines of his face start disappearing. Elsewhere, Midnight beats the turned-good Hoteye. At the same time, Nirvana continues its advance despite not actually having Brain to steer it not that it's a car though.

The group receives a communication from Hoteye saying that they can stop Nirvana by beating Midnight as he directs them to him. However, they find out too late that they've been completely screwed over by Brain, who actually sent the message and causes an explosion when they reach the place. However, Jura saves them but takes most of the damage himself and is knocked out.

Elsewhere, Wendy and Carla search for Jellal and find him falling from the sky As it turns out, his wife found him and got pissed at him again =P Midnight proved too powerful since he wasted his Magic on the failed spells and so Erza takes over the battle. Midnight proves difficult since he can bend things at will and makes most of her armors useless. However, with her flexible Robe of Yuen Plot Armor, Erza manages to overcome and beat him, thanks in part to her fake eye which saved her from the illusion of him eating Jellal. No word on how she took that particular scene =P

Meanwhile, Natsu is banging the hell out of Brain's stick, also known as Klodoa. With the defeat of Midnight, the Living Link Magic which sealed away Brain's dark half is released in the form of the psycho white haired not-so-pretty boy, who takes out Natsu, Lucy and Gray without much difficulty. As he prepares to fire Nirvana on Cait Shelter, other members of the Light Team show up in a now-flying Cristina and start dropping bombs on Nirvana. Hibiki uses telepathy to tell everyone how to beat Nirvana by destroying Lacrima but unfortunately, Zero hi-jacks it ( mind rape? ) and tells them he's gonna stop them by hanging out around one of the bases.

Naturally, Natsu, who returned to action, ends up fighting and holding his own (for the most part) against an opponent who should logically be too much for him. Before long, Jellal, shows up and blocks for Natsu, who accuses him of still being evil. It's here what we see some plot Magic with Jellal giving Natsu the Flame of Rebuke to over power him up and let him fight with Brain. Entering the Dragon Force, Natsu engages Zero and beats the hell out of him in the end and destroys one of the Lacrima powering the place. At the same time, Wendy, Lucy, Gray, Erza and Ichiya manage to destroy other Lacrimas and bring down Nirvana.

Soon afterwards, the group meets outside and sees Jellal. Erza and Jellal talk in private and return soon after. However, the calm is interrupted by Lahar, who reveals that the Magic Council is back and hates Fairy Tail more than ever. Arresting former Dark Mage Hoteye, the now-good Mage talks about his brother, who's revealed to be Wally from the tower. Not like it was a huge surprise. The real surprise (alright, not really, but it wasn't obvious) is that he's also around to arrest Jellal. While Jellal is willing to go, Natsu won't let him and instigates a brawl where members of the Light Team start kicking the crap out of the seemingly- endless group of Rune Knights. However, Erza lets 'em go in the end, but not before Jellal remembers her surname. With that, Erza begins crying out of both eyes as the sun comes up.

Soon after, the team heads to Cait Shelter where they try on new clothes, dance and such before finding out a big secret. Those of Cait Shelter aren't the descendants of Nirvana's creators, but they are Nirvana's creators. Roubaul, the Guild Master, sealed Nirvana away, since he couldn't destroy it himself and resolved to live alone. That is, until a young boy brought Wendy to him and asked him to take care of her. Said boy had eyes even a man couldn't resist and as such, Roubaul created the appearance of a guild to please the young girl. With Nirvana gone, the guild starts to disappear, much to Wendy's sadness. With all of her old guild mates gone, the sad Wendy is approached by Erza, who knows what it's like to lose those close, who invites her to join Fairy Tail. Soon after, Wendy and Carla are the newest recruits, showing the number of lolicons in the guild. From the 2nd floor, Mystogan looks down at her as a party takes place and everyone is happy.




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 * "I won't allow it! I won't allow you to die like this! You've committed crimes! You must remember everything! Don't think you can be at ease without knowing anything! Don't expect to be forgiven by the people who you've hurt! Live and struggle!"
 * - Erza Scarlet to Jellal Fernandes.

Sky Dragon Slayer Magic Jellal remembers Erza's surname. A Guild For The Sake of a Single Person Zero
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