User blog comment:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Sorcerer Magazine, Issue 50: February 2016/@comment-26997300-20160302205827

Okay, I'm a Pisces, so here it goes:

An Irishman was looking for a parking space in a very crowded car park, and he was desperate.

So he said to the sky: 'Oh, lord, if you give me a free parking space, then I promise I will never drink whiskey again, and I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life.'

And then suddenly, the clouds parted and angelic light shined onto an empty parking space.

Without hesitation, the Irishman said: 'Oh, never mind, I found one.'

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I found this one online, by the way.