User blog comment:Monkey.D.Me/TEH FLAME PANTSU Gets a Makeover/@comment-24784846-20141010215849/@comment-3075024-20141011000419

Well, to learn my ways you just need to become MDM .. and to become MDM, you gotta meet certain requirements.


 * You must have a history with a wiki that considers you a "Traitor" for NO legit reasons.
 * You should be mistake of 2 fathers whom are ranked as mythological creatures for having a HUGE families without a confirmed wives.
 * You must have couple of wiki-siblings with rights and shaky fingers .. Thus, LARGE kick & ban history.
 * You must be in luv with the MOST UNAPPROACHABLE BEING on the WIKI .. regardless the consequences.
 * You must NOT limit yourself to on woman and should never enter a serious relationship if the cost is sacrificing other two.
 * You must have army of 12 lil brothers and 8 lil sisters that will use and abuse you at their convenience.
 * You shall learn the communication skills to safely approach wild workoholics and knitting hamsters.
 * You must have the skill resist making racist remarks REGARDLESS the number of Aussi women you see riding a Kangaroo to their schools or universities.
 * You MUST have the skill to change your preferred type UPON seeing some approching you with a Bitch paddle.
 * YOU MUST MUST have luv for a women that likes shitty, faggy and disaster characters from other mangas.
 * YOU MUST have the patience to wait for someone who comes on chat once a year only to say "You were not on chat when she got on".

AND couple more .. and WHEN you meet these requirements, .. you develope the F#CKed up sense of humor that you see in my creations today ( >_>) .. not something I'm proud of but it has its uses.