User blog comment:FairyRaven/Fairy Tail Chapter 465: 400 Years, Review and Commentary/@comment-24039234-20151209100239

So, in two days hindsight there's some funny thing I noticed about the chapter: does this reveal mean, that nobody remembered Zeref's full name? Does this mean, that everybody, every single scholar or high level mage who knew of him referred to the worst, "evilest" dark mage in the history of Earthland on a first name basis? You know, the same way if we called our real mass murderers and tyrants in history class affectionately Adolf-kun or Josif-chan.

Particularly, I'm starting to doubt Mavis' sanity even more, or rather, I don't doubt anymore that she has serious issues. I mean, okay, not a phone number, since phones don't exist, but you could've at least ask for the guys name, right? If you did, then, why didn't you tell anybody about Natsu?

-400 years ago:

TheBigZ: Hi baby, what's you name?

Mavis: Mavis. Mavis Vermilion.

Z: Mmm, I's like the red hot, passionate love I'll make to you. I love it.

M: Okay, that's not creepy at all. And yours?

Z: I've already told you, I'm Zeref.

M: No, dummy. Your second name.

Z: Oh. Dragneel.

M: Cool. It makes you sound all manly and shit, not the emo bitch you are.

- Fast forward to after time-skip, when Mavis reveals herself to the gang.

M: (((Thoughts: Hey, that pink haired dragonboy looks kinda familiar. In a cute way. Let's check him out.))) Hi, I'm Mavis, the first master of FT. I don't like to brag, but its kinda nifty, right?

Natsu: Hi. I'm Natsu.

M: Nice to meet'cha Natsu. (((OMG, if I had a body I would be so all over that insane ABS... yes, yes, squirm before your loli goddess....))) ahem... What's your name again?

N: I told you, it's Natsu.

M: (((Wow, de ja vu.))) No, dummy. Your whole name. What's with you guys and names, anyway?

N: Dragneel. Natsu Dragneel.

M: Oh, okay. Great name, I hope we will get alo-- NOW WAIT JUST ONE FKING SECOND!!!