User blog comment:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Sorcerer Magazine, Issue 25: January 2014/@comment-1839664-20140201235409/@comment-1839664-20140202004756

Judges: After review this case thoroughly, we find the defendant, Monkey.D.Me, guilty of annoyed and attempted sexual act towards ChaosKnight. We, thereby, sentence you to 30 years of house arrest with Master Bob, Mega, his beloved Potato, and Ooba. This court is adjourned.
 * At the highest court in the world, Mt. Everest*