Template:Technical Updates/September 2015



Eyy, I'm back! Due to various life circumstances (like me quit-firing my job [it was a weird day]) and the perpetual desire to just drown myself in alcohol, plus school starting, I have a reason to procrastinate! That means guess what, guys? IT MEANS WE CAN FINALLY GO BACK TO HAVING AN AWESOME TU!!! *crickets chirp* Well...whatever. >_> Just a reminder in case all you fanciful hoes forgot, the prizes for getting my puzzle right are:

1. Demodding any mod of your choice for 4 hours. 2. Chat banning anyone of your choice (sans admin level and higher) for 4 hours. 3. Wiki-banning anyone for 4 hours. 4. Chat mod for a day.

You can claim these prizes up until the penultimate day of the month (in case for some reason you've never heard this word or read Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events series, it means the next to last day of the month; so October 30th in this month's case). If you don't claim it by then, then tough shit! I'm literally on the wiki every single day, and there are multiple ways to get hold of me. :'D

In the event an admin (mp Carry lel) gets the puzzle, I'll post a new one in the comments, acknowledge her fantastic ability to solve my terribly easy puzzles, and then hope that you hoes read the comments. .-.

Now, in regards to actual content, for some reason we have discussion galore. I don't get why. Some of these "discussions" are merely people asking a confirmation question or trying to start a vote about something retarded that doesn't require a vote. >_> I'm about half ready to re-lock Quick News to rollback level because apparently common sense only exists at the rollback level and higher. Just a forewarning, if I see another bogus discussion added, imma lock it. I shouldn't have to monitor the template to make sure that we all know what is a discussion that requires a real vote vs. just a common sense question that is just one-and-done-let's-move-on.

Also good article pages, blah blah blah PUZZLE TIME

Numbers for debate Apocalypse comes this way When keys fade away

I hope I was clear, cuz I tried to make this haiku rhyme. ;D