User blog comment:Derax-Pagani/Fairy Tail Chapter 494: The Hill Extending Towards Tomorrow Review/@comment-25395791-20160716164507/@comment-5303512-20160717010000

SON OF A GUM CHEWING FUNK MONSTER! WHY THE FRUIT DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME! FORGET MY LIFE, ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISERABLE FAILING CLODS! LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD LIKES TO BEND ME OVER AND FIND ME IN THE ALPS! LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SHLUP RECEPTICAL, WELL AS FAR AS I CARE, THOSE FOOLS CAN HAVE A FANCY DINNER PARTY, WITH A GOSH DARN PIG!!!