Template:Family Tree/November 2015

 Hey guys! Welcome back to the Family Tree. It's time to return to learning about the history of this wiki. The War between Rai and Fugly has begun.  Before anyone whines about not being on the tree, please note that not everyone can be on it, and even those that can will not be on it immediately. It's a monthly'' article till further notice, so there are gonna be a lot of generations featured. As such, kindly shut up and read.  So now,

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As the war got underway, the sides prepared their plans for shattering their opponent's hopes and dreams. However, while Rai and Fugly were preparing to fight, Chaos was working to persuade people not to fight. With its powers of persuasion and genderless sex appeal, Chaos was able to bring Carrot, Abe, FTGM and even Rai's sons Omega and Al to its side. Rai was very unhappy about this and sought to prove his superiority, even with the lower number of forces.

Soon, more and more people joined Chaos' side and the war got to a point where Rai and Fugly had an equal number of forces. Seeing Chaos' growing power, Rai decided he had to do something. Hiring Ultra to conduct an investigation, he determined the idea way to eliminate Chaos from Rai's hairs forever.

One night, Chaos was having lunch in its favorite eating spot: the bathtub. It was an overly hot night, as it usually was. As Chaos bit into its sushi sandwich, it began thinking about the circumstances that had led to the current war. As it thought back to all the nonsense happening, Chaos slowly drifted away, into a deep sleep.

In its dream, Chaos took the role of a third person who was viewing the relationship of Rai and Reli. After having carried their internet relationship to its logical conclusion of webcam intercourse, the two decided that they had to meet in real life, lest their love for one another exceed their rational thinking capacity and begin to control every aspect of their lives. After a typical phone call with Carrot, the two found out about her vacation house in Hawaii and both booked flights to The Islands of Aloha. However, Carrot was none too pleased that the two did not actually ask for permission to use her vacation house, and thus picked up the telephone to dial a number.

Arriving at the Honolulu airport, Reli was met by Mega, who was working as a limo driver for the airport in order to earn the remainder of the money he needed for university tuition back in his home. Reli arranged for Mega to take him to the plains by which Carrot's vacation house was rented. The ride to the vacation house was enjoyable for Reli, as he did not experience the overwhelming fumes of car smoke and marijuana he had come to know from years of living in Mexico. Arriving on the outskirts of the plains, Reli asked Mega to stop the car. Unwilling to pay for the ride, however, Reli immediately ran through the fields in an attempt to escape Mega, who promptly gave chase.

"Come back here and pay me!" Mega hypocritically shouted as he chased Reli through the open fields. After running for approximately fifteen minutes, far longer than either of them had believed they could, Reli had finally succeeded in losing Mega in the tall stacks of the corn fields. Breathing a sigh of relief, Reli opened a map in his pocket and proceeded in a previously-marked direction towards Carrot's vacation house. Chaos walked behind Reli and took note of the scenery, remarking on its similarity to the Golden Plains as they appeared in the Fairy Tail universe.

Entering Carrot's vacation house, Reli walked in and was delighted to see Rai already in the kitchen waiting for him. Seeing a large black man wearing a bright pink apron would cause most men to burst into laughter, but in the case of Reli, something else was bursting in his pants down below. As Reli ran to embrace Rai, Chaos noticed the stream left behind by Reli and proceeded to mop up the floor, ignored by the two men who went into the living room to watch television and eat the fried chicken Rai had been cooking.

As the two were enjoying themselves, Chaos proceeded up the stairs to the upper floor of the house to take a look. Most of the top floor was plain, aside from a bed and a wardrobe in a small room off in the corner. Entering the room, Chaos saw the bed was neatly-made and proceeded to lie down on it when suddenly, it heard a door slam open. Rushing out, Chaos looked down from the banisters and saw that Reli and Rai were being taken out of the house by an armed militia. Fearful, Chaos ran back into the room, closing the door behind it.

Outside, the leader of the militia removed his helmet to reveal Imhungry4444, along with his army of pedobears supporting him.

"Wassup, faggots?" He asked the two men whom his pedobears forced onto the ground.

"What are you gonna do? Shoot us?" Rai asked.

Hearing this, Hungry laughed.

"Haha, no. These are water guns." He said as he fired his pistol into the air, squirting water as he took notice of the stain on Reli's pants. "I'd use it, but you seem like you had enough liquid action."

"What do you want then?" Reli asked.

"Oh, it's not what I want, dude." Hungry replied as he pointed to his pedobear associates. "It's what they want."

With that, the pedobears began chatting amongst themselves as they knew their king was giving them free reign to do as they wished with Rai and Reli. Deciding upon it, the bears pounced on the helpless men, eliciting their screams for Chaos to hear from its room.

Suddenly, Chaos woke from its dream due to the overwhelming nature of the screams. However, it was shocked to see that its bathroom had been filled with stuffed animals. Stuffed animals along the lines of teddy bears, beanie babies, Hello Kitty, Pokemon and more filled the room. Somewhat confused but unwilling to question the events, Chaos leapt from its tub to play with its new toys, having found numerous new articles of amusement.

Outside of Chaos' apartment building, Ultra tossed away the syringe he used to inject sleeping drugs into Chaos' food supply. Taking out his phone, he dialed Ota's number to convey to her the news. "We got it done." He said. "The reimbursement for the cost of the stuffed animals is coming your way." With that, he took one last look at the building before walking off.

Later that night, Rai got news from Ultra about the success of the mission. With Chaos out of his way, the wiki's least favorite rapper could continue to wage his war unopposed. Ooooh  Chaos is out of the picture and Rai is now unopposed in his quest to defeat Fugly. What's gonna happen next? Return to the Family Tree next month to find out!  The ideal Christmas gift? Cash! Gotta have cash! Stock certificates work too! Some kind of home-made Christmas gift is the nicest. Electronics! It's the digital age, bitchez! Make it a surprise. Other Nah, no need of gifts. Just show me that you care =)