User blog comment:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Chapter 291: Naval Battle, Review./@comment-4047931-20120713024944

Okay I liked is one more than the last week's mainly because of the anti-climax with Jellal being caught and oh boy the amount of fanservice was very, very nice I mean it was on par with Jenny and Mira's battle and it even had some of the ladies and Rems but who cares about Rocker in speedo's and a little girl everyone was focusing on the ladies, the lovely, lovely Ladies. I'm actually surprised the Rai didn't say he was having a wank (maybe he learned some self control but we still need to work on the Harry Potter obsession). Two things this chapter was made for; amazing fanservice and more fanservice showing that Sabertooth (except Mr Rogue Legend Cheney and cut little Frosch) are a bunch of soulless monsters! But before that on to the chapter.

First of all the coloured pages were pretty cool especially with Makarov and Lilly wearing their shades. Lilly one cool cat (closing in on lamest user here) and Elfman was surprisingly tan. Anyway the event looked pretty decent and I see the Hiro was looking to video games for ideas to what the event should be. Well seeing Labian was rather disappointing and having Risely and Juvia back was again disappointing, but Juvia had to involved in the water event and I was enjoyable in the end seeing both of compete. What really made this chapter for me was Lucy being involved. I knew she would be doing this event seeing Wendy had a big fight and the others had their turn in the other events. Well the event started off with Aquarius and Juvia clashing which I was surprised to see Juvia hold her own against Aquarius even though I do believe that Aquarius would have overpowered her in the end if she didn't have a flipping date again. I was happy to hear that your relationship is working out and all how, but unreliable can you get? For all us Quatro Puppy fans we can all gain comfort in this; they didn't come last. Chelia made a return and I was glad to see the little girl was near useless. As if there wasn't enough fanservice Virgo and Aries had to be in bikinis and strangely enough they were a lot more helpful than Aquarius in the bloody water! After a little insight from the pedo of the GMG the big attack get's unleashed from Juvia and do have to say it was kind of lame seeing Juvia's attack being devoted to Gray, but Gray's face afterwards was priceless and when she fell out, that was even funnier. I still love how Fairy Tail still makes me laugh this much. Anyway with the last two left and the pointless dick rule, SH*T JUST GOT REAL

Now we had my favourite character the lovely lady Lucy (alteration win) against the cunning mysterious Minerva and by good this may have been the most interesting and best part of the chapter, but boy did it piss so much. The end of the event appeared to me as another Elfman versus Bachsus or Wendy versus Chelia, but sadly this had a terrible, awful, disgusting, evil outcome. At first I thought Minerva was playing it smart taking the keys and Lucy showed her strength taking in all the hits which were sent at her and the speech, well let’s just it got to me man*sniff sniff*. But sadly in this case there was an equal and opposite reaction. Minerva (exprlliarmus) became as f*cking abusive, sadistic whore! That was just awful. I was genuinely pissed off at this! it was like the Yukino indecent all over again. They way she just manhandled Lucy like that was just sickening. I mean why? Lucy is (or maybe was now) lovely sweet kind character and that bitch just... just... GOD DAMMIT! What was worse was Sting! That little sh*t! I really, really want hi smug little face to be kick in. Forget what I said about Natsu losing to him because he already had a fight with Jiemma, The CUNT HAS TO DIE! Sabertooth I respected you a little, kind of even liked you, but now you have crossed the point of redemption and are now heading to a dark abyss were only few will rise (the few being Rogue and Frosch and Magic Kakashi). God have mercy on you, actually no, no mercy for you apart from Rogue you can have mercy.

Overall a good chapter. A lovely amount of fan service and an entertaining event. Sadly I saw my favourite character treated so awfully like that and I now want revenge. I would love to see Erza now slice up Minerva, Gray freeze Rufus and Natsu incinerate Sting, but it is going to be odd how the battles will work out with Raven Tail out, but with Fairy Tail's rage going it should be good.