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Welcome everyone to the second and last, one and only, SEXIEST COUPLE ALIVE!!! Yeah, I know I said there was only going to be one but I've done 2 now so deal with it >_>. Why I'm I doing this you ask? Simply because I want to celebrate the joy of love and to screw around a bit. Let's begin!  THE WEDDING Brought to you by:

In his dark cave, the young administrator paces nervously back and forth as his friends watch from the sidelines.

Reli: He'll wear a hole in his shoes at this rate.

Rem: Wendy...Anna...Wendy...Anna...

Herme: Maybe we should stop him before he ruins the deposit on those shoes.

Rai: I wish I had thought of something in case he got like this.

Hungry: Why the hell didn't you plan for something like this!?

Rai: I don't tend to plan for things I can't foresee, whore!

Choko: This lack of planning concerns me.

Ultra: If only those two had planned not to get pregnant, none of us would have to be here.

Al: Squeak!

''Elsewhere, in a stylish hotel room, the bride-to-be had put the gown on and wore the veil. Looking beautiful, all the bridesmaids began cheering.''

Misc: I don't think Mega could ever want anything other than you!

Umnei: You look beautiful! I'm blushing!

Mint: I think it's time to get going! Everyone's waiting!

Standing on the altar, Mega fidgets his fingers in anticipation of his new bride. The Genderless Priest, sees the groom slowly trembles, asked him to calm down. Mega couldn't as he knew today is the most important day of his life, but still took a few deep breath in hoping he would.

The bride dressed completely in white with veil covering the face showed up with the father at the side. With the bride in his sight, Mega stopped trembling, knowing the person he loves is right there, and has to act cool in front of the bride. "Will you be okay, Daddy?" The bride whispered, and a nod from the dad reassured the bride. As they walked down the aisle, the pianist played their song.

Handing the bride to Mega, the priest recited the procedures. After the exchange of the vows, the two put the ring on each other's hand. "You may kiss the bride," the priest said, and Mega slowly lifted the veil, to reveal the beautiful face of Suzaku! Shocked by the sudden change, Mega screamed "This isn't the person I was gonna marry!!" But there was a standing ovation coming from the crowd as they screamed "We all saw you marrying him, now kiss the bride!!" with Carrot leading the scene.  Admin Mega is a hispanic teenager who doesn't know what he wants and is always changing his preferences. However, I don't think anyone saw him coming to fall in love with Suzaku... well, not really, but they already got married anyway :P  The guy who left the wiki a few months ago though he keeps coming back for a few minutes every now and then. I don't know why Chaos married them, but he did, so now they are a couple. Yeah, that's how things work in this wiki.