User talk:IamJakuhoRaikoben

For shame, whore!
So I was looking around and I notice in the Grammar Guild, the guidelines are word for word stolen from what I wrote when I made the Grammar Corner ಠ◡ಠ I talked to Ultra and he says you are to blame for this. For shame, whore!--

Free! Wiki Affiliation?
Hi! I'm from the [http://free-anime.wikia.com/wiki/Free!_Wiki Free! Wiki] and I wanted to ask if you'll affiliate with us. If you are interested is our wordmark.

Re:Re:Free! Wiki Affiliation?
Done! You can find it. :) Thank you a lot!

Chat
get on chat now plz-- 21:58, October 7, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Images
Soweee for the lateness papa, I was playing with Saber~ :3

Hope you like them! 22:50, October 7, 2013 (UTC)

GameStop
Your son got a job first than you! :D I got the job at GameStop! :3 16:37, October 8, 2013 (UTC)

Muwhahahaha, they can't fire perfection! =D 20:34, October 8, 2013 (UTC)

DOD
hurry the fuck up 17:21, October 14, 2013 (UTC)

fuck you too 21:58, October 14, 2013 (UTC)

so are we all just copying mine and just changing it a lil bit? -_______- what happened to originality? 13:36, October 15, 2013 (UTC)

at least try :/ 19:24, October 15, 2013 (UTC)

various times. its the only way people get their shit done :) 01:58, October 16, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Harsh
Lol, you messaged me just to say that? XD Bored Jak must be so bored :P

05:30, October 16, 2013 (UTC)

Hey whore!
'If it makes you feel better though, your Australian accent is awesome! And, it's actually Australian unlike the accent of a certain British Whore portraying herself as Australian. :D'

ಠ_ಠ

At least I don't sound like a black Texan stereotype...

01:59, October 20, 2013 (UTC)

Arrr-Am-Jack-You-Hoe Rye-Ko-Ban... You are a liar!! ಠ_ಠ

And liars get no cake... or carrots...

02:05, October 20, 2013 (UTC)

Yes, yes, that was meant to be how you sound, so... granted you even have enough money to fill a sack let alone your pockets, go ahead and beat me *gets all up in Jak's face* 'Cause I'd like to see you try >:)

Well, guess you'll never know then... Poor, poor Jakwhore D;

02:18, October 20, 2013 (UTC)

Sexcetary Suplex!
Hey you, long time no talk :) Not much to update, I suppose... So hey, I was thinking... since the podcast has been around for about 20 episodes, it feels like it's starting to be a staple on the wiki. You should really advertise it on Twitter or something :) And, when are you going to be a guest, Mister? We need to discuss ;) 13:37, October 20, 2013 (UTC)

Hell-o
Missed me? :D

I originally planned to talk to you again when you message me, but I know that wont happen again, so I dropped it. I also planned to talk to you when Christmas comes, but that feels too long, so I dropped it. So, yeah, hi, Papa Jakky. :D

I fell asleep waiting for your response, you silly Papa. >_> Anyway, you really consider me dead, huh? How about I make that thought for real? For you, at least. XD And in case you didn't notice, I was talking to everyone, - more with Papa Reli to be precise - except for you. Hahaha!

So how're you? You tell me stories first.

* Sees this line* "And, you know, I'm starting to think you like Papa Reli more than me. >:("

- Papa Jakky The.. The.. D: The feels.. D: It's crushing my heart.. D': But.. Awww. X3 *pinches you in both cheeks* Now, now, don't feel bad~! *grins* Even though you're silly at times, that's what makes Papa Jakky, so don't feel that way. I already told you ages ago that I like both, it's just that Papa Reli's more around than you do; but hey, I didn't sent you a message first for nothing even though planned for you to message me first~! :D I normally don't lower my pride like that, you know? :P And good to hear~! What happened? Did you get accepted? Tell me about it~! :D

Guess I'll be having my chocolate and cake supply doubled now that you have a job now, Papa. ಠ◡ಠ Mehehehe. *grins evilly in the corner* *starts making my "Papa needs to buy" list*

You better should. ;D And hey, of all of your children, I am the one /as of now/ who shows up every now and then (at least on the wiki, I am sure many are asking how are you) so you better accept my answer. ;D Be around on the wiki more often, or at least get on Skype, and I swear, you'll get in touch with me a lot. :D

And well, I didn't say that you got accepted, I just asked if you got accepted. >_> And oh, I hope you get accepted, but I know you would be accepted somewhere even though you wont get that one, since I know you're a hard working Papa. ;D And yes, yes, you should see this list.. *adds more items* ಠ◡ಠ

Go get an operation to see my list, then. ಠ_ಠ

You..
You'll sulk later because I don't send you messages, yet you don't respond on what I sent you. Ah well, don't blame me later. X3 Hello, btw.

Mattaku.. >_> Fine. You haven't filled me in fully. Is that applying-for-a-job of yours the only thing that's new with you?

How about try breaking the law for a change? :O

Well.. Nothing. Though if it counts that I have plans of having a tattoo soon, then.. Yeah. X3

An Aries and Mars sign. ;D

Although I am also considering Sabertooth's sign.. Hmm.

Fine. I might add that. I just need one more. I wonder what it'll be..

I'll be only doing small ones. It'll be placed on the.. The.. >_> IDK what is it called, but I'll place it on where the ring rests on your fingers. X3

Re:
I only use bots to locate what needs to be changed, so whatever. If you need pybot, come to me--

Pybot is the most overcomplicated, yet most helpful bot there is. Problem is it is impossible to teach. Ask Mega, I tried to teach him months ago. So if you need something with pybot done, just have me do it, as it will save many headaches--

This is reminding me of when you came to me to teach you to use AWB :D Pybot is good for mass deletion, mass move, basically all the stuff AWB is not good at--

Re:Code
I have some stuff that enlarges the content space, but I don't know if that would fix the problem--

JS CSS You need both parts for it to work--

ToU JS
Hello JakuhoRaikoben,

I have removed the two overlaying modules from the main page as it violates our Terms of Use. Namely, the part that states:

"You further agree: Not to intentionally block, remove, or otherwise obstruct the proper functioning and view of advertisements, and/or user interface and functionality by other users, including but not limited to changing or adding javascript or CSS changes to the Service that would prevent the proper display or function of advertisements and/or user interface and functionality;"

Users were complaining, that on small browsers, that it was blocking parts of the skin and not allowing them to interact with the site properly. If you have any questions or concerns, you are free to voice them here or contact us via Special:Contact. Rappy 16:35, October 23, 2013 (UTC)

Three Things~
Yo Jak... I've had a few things on my mind, so I decided to message you all about them at the same time :3


 * 1) I've been thinking about the "guild mark location" section of our character infoboxes for a while. Are parts of clothing really considered guild mark locations? Because according to some of our articles, having the guild mark on a section of clothing counts as the guild mark location. I have never removed it because it has never been removed before, but is this actually a proper mark location??
 * 2) Our navigation boxes have been ticking me off for a while, the reason being that every link in them is just randomly placed. Have they been made like that specifically? Because personally I'd really like to see the navigation links organised alphabetically, so when you look up a section you don't have to scour the links to find the one you want. Look at the navigation here for example. Wouldn't it be easier to find "Archenemy" in Earth Land weapons if the whole thing was alphabetized? :/ I dunno... Just a thought...
 * 3) You've probably seen the link, but we should totally enter this just for the kicks. I've looked at the other wikis and most of them aren't very impressive at all. We could just add a few more pumpkins/scary things to our main page in place of FT symbols, enter and win free things without even trying ;D

Ciao~

03:27, October 24, 2013 (UTC)


 * 1) Awesome. I'll set about removing it from the evil character pages that have it.
 * 2) Hmmm... Maybe we should have a community vote? :/
 * 3) I was thinking just change the two FT logo's to something scary (I can redesign them now if you want) and make all the red headers on the main page purple to match our bg. Changing the edit buttons and top navigation colour would also be good. Looking at the others though, we shouldn't have to go too over the top to win tbh...

04:13, October 24, 2013 (UTC)

So you want to dominate this Halloween contest? Well, come on chat and admit I am God and I will redesign the monobook theme as well (something no other wiki will have) and we shall dominate. Up to you--


 * Hmmmmm.... Nah... To be honest we can win even without the MB theme (srsly, every wiki's "redesign" is them putting a scary Google image as a tiled bg) anyways... so... no... I won't be saying anything to you in chat :/ *pats God on the shoulder* 04:32, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
 * And if I was talking to you, I would have left you a message, but instead, I left a message for Jakuwhore--

Its not like everyone doesn't already believe it anyway. You just need to hop on chat, say I am God and then you can leave and I guarantee us a win and isn't winning so much better than not winning? Imagine if we lost just because of your pride, how would that make the rest of the wiki feel? Take one for the team, Jakuwhore--

But Jakuwhore, why would I do that when its so much more fun tormenting you? Besides, there is barely anyone on chat. You can walk away with your pride intact if you do it now--

Fine, have fun losing the contest because your pride got in the way of going all out. Maybe I'll dress up Ninja Gaiden Wiki and enter it ಠ◡ಠ--

Jakuwhore, if you are looking for a woman to use for revenge on Carrot, may I suggest Carrot's best friend? Think of the delicious revenge in using her own best friend against her.--

You see... this is your problem Jakuhoe. I have needs... I have needs Jakuhoe, and you... you're always just "off working" all the time. So of course I'm going to go to others! And then I message you but you're away and you try to contact me and I'm ... ... busy. How is this supposed to work if we can't talk like we used to?? So you blame this all on me and go off with other Wiki wo men! It's over between us ( _ _)

And because some stupid ass in purple is making me break character, I'd probably be more pissed if you finished something with that annoying ass that always seems to be hanging around :/ Man I hate that guy...

Anyways, gunna go eat :3

05:08, October 25, 2013 (UTC)

-______-
Archive now, old man. >_>

Good old man. :D

Btw, why aren't you responding? You're forgetting your fatherly duties, old man.

Well, you make sure to respond in all of my messages before you got busy. Maybe something happened that you stopped giving me responses. And well, you know what I mean. Or do you need to be reminded of that silly mistake of yours? :)

Oh yes, it isn't a silly mistake, it was a stupid, shitty, moronic, idiotic mistake. :)

This one. What a silly brain you have, old man. :P

You still have to pay me for that. :P

No screw ups this time, old man. You hear? :P And be online more often! >_> I don't want you throwing a tantrum, saying how much I value Papa Reli than you..

..although it's cute when you do that. :P

COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE, OLD MAN! ಠ_ಠ

I would be proud of..? What? And you must go online very often, you're the one who causes our communications to be cut off, silly old man. :/

I see, I see. Good work then, old man! ( ^_____^)/*(._____. ) Now, better tell me something or anything, or I will kick you.

No, they're good! >_> They especially go well with dressings or with vinaigrette. :D But if that's what you think, no forcing you, then..

Well loved Carrot sticks since I was a kid, so.. Yeah. :3 And oh yes Broccoli! I love them the most with beef. ^______^ And I enjoy eating tomatoes the most if paired with salted eggs and vinegar. :3 I dunno about celery, though.. Ugh, I suddenly had a urge to eat green salad.. Lettuce, Cucumber, Carrots, then topped with Crutons and Cheese.. Hnnnnggg! Me likey! *^*

Vegetable salad's fun! >_> I'd give up cakes for a 1 week supply of vegetable salad. :P

Boohoo, I prefer eating them without meat. :P I sometimes like them with vinaigrette but I like them with dressing most of the time. :D Although cakes are my top love. :3

I can eat a whole cake for myself. How about you? :P

How lame. I can eat a whole cake in one sitting. :P Especially when I really like it. :P

This one. :)

HEY OLD MAN! WHERE ARE YOU? Have you grown senile and you're taking too long to respond? I am waiting for your response, you know!? >_>

I am getting sleepy.. Get online already! >:/ >:/ *starts to throw a bitch fit*

You should've said so, I can compromise, you know? :P And that was supposed to be a threat to force you to reply. Ah well, good luck on your homework. Bye. Just carry on the conversation next time. o/

Skype
Better have one soon, there's something I've been wanting to ask ages ago. Good night, Pa.

Are you the only one who's piloting that account? >_>

Fine, I would ask you about it later, since I know you're busy.

Already dropped you the question.

What do you mean? It's on the Twitter already. ;/

Affiliation
Heya.

I'd like for the to affiliate with One Piece Wiki and Shingeki no Kyojin Wiki. Thanks. --19:35,10/30/2013 19:35, October 30, 2013 (UTC)


 * Yeah I'm aware of that, its just that DP (One Piece bureaucrat) is too lazy to do it himself so he gave myself and a few other users permission to find some affiliates ourselves lol. --23:50,10/30/2013 23:50, October 30, 2013 (UTC)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
And yes, if you don't give me treats, I'll mess with you (◣◡◢) 02:27, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

is that so? TRICKED!! 02:43, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

SM
ಠ_ಠ 02:55, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

Whore, stop working on the wiki when you are drunk--

Tehehehe. Done. Go to sleep, old man. :3 03:01, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
 * Wanna do "Character Subpages" for the subpages' category? I didn't know if you would approve, so I thought I'd wait for yo yes/no. :P 03:05, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

Hmm... >___> But yuh, it's irritating. 03:12, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

You sir, are despicable. ಠ_ರೃ 03:16, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

*Plans something evil* ಠ◡ಠ 03:25, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

Lies. ಠ◡ಠ ಠ◡ಠ <--- Example: I'm always one step ahead. ಠ◡ಠ <---Snap. 03:30, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

do it yourself or wait until I get to it tomorrow. I'm already in bed cuz I got class at 8 tomorrow 03:51, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

Your evil laughter brought me to sleep. Muwhahahaha. >:3 11:22, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

Happy Halloween~
Have a happy and safe Halloween! Don't fill up on candy, Rai! :D

Happy Halloween from Umnei
Hey Rai! I hope you have a Happy Halloween! Have a great night and be very careful ;)

Anyways, yeah, what did you want to talk to me about? If I don't catch you on chat, dA msg me :) 13:04, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween Rai! Have some treats :3

you didn't give me treats ಠ_ಠ 17:01, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

fine. but remember. ALL is fair in love and war 17:25, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

Chapter
Hi whoreface, whats up? I come bringing your treats for Halloween. As your first treat, Mega and I have volunteered you to do this week's abridged chapter since MDM is MIA. Your last one sucked ass and my latest one set the standard for all future abridges so I sincerely doubt that you could ever make a good one, but you know, at least try. Mega says that you are funny but I say no, prove me right Jakuwhore, come on. Also, I remembered I had this sig so this is your second treat, seeing it again --

If you don't do it, it means I win!--

A creepy Choko creeps out..
Yo Papa Jakky~! Happy Halloween! Be a good boy, or a ghost would mess with you. :3

Happy Halloween
Hello, you beautiful person! :D

I would prefer the treat, if ya know what I mean (and if you're a female). ಠ◡ಠ 23:36, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

Just saw your message. I wasn't hitting on you. ಠ_ಠ 03:56, November 1, 2013 (UTC)

"(and if you're a female)" Muwhahaha!!! :D 15:31, November 1, 2013 (UTC)

done with them symbols 18:36, November 1, 2013 (UTC)

We Remain
Starting November 8th, Lightning Update Tribe Mages will be allowed to take more than 8 jobs at a time without the need to wait until Monday. To make things a bit more interesting, Mages that take the job Mega tells someone (I don't know who yet, but that person will not be one of my LUT Mages) before hand (and if they appear in the chapter) will get a special badge. Basically, you take your jobs and if you get the one Mega tells "that" person, you will get a special badge. For two random weeks during this period, Mega will select one of his Mages to pick a character; giving me a chance to have fun as well. However, this will only last until January 3rd. There are other things Mega will "judge" you on during these 2 months, so be alert. ಠ◡ಠ 18:40, November 1, 2013 (UTC)

DUMBledore
Hello ~

Sexcetary Headlock
Hey you~ so after your message, I requested you to contact me through dA but it seems you haven't done so yet so GET ON IT, BOSS :) In addition to that, I also have to discuss something with you. It quite possibly might be related to the same topic so I will wait until you shoot a message towards me and I'll respond to that Thank you~ 22:53, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

Well then nvm. :) 22:56, November 2, 2013 (UTC)

Dark Guild
Hey papa, it's been like...awhile. ( ._.) So I was just wondering, since on a few pages throughout the wiki, Dark Guild(s) is not capitalized. Should it be, since it is a specific kind of guild? 21:37, November 3, 2013 (UTC)

Stuff
1. Done (well mostly done but Im bored and want to play a game so I'll do the rest in the morning. You are slow

2. Fi thought you needed to see this

3. Myself and the other people on chat as well as Mega all agree that the new TOCs on the tabs are ugly as hell and we should just use the regular TOC--

Quite simply, its called Special:WhatLinkshere. Its a fantastic tool, check it out sometime. And why would I give my edits over to you when 1. You are slow as hell and 2. I am and edit whore? Just because you have a bot now doesn't mean I am going to pass up the chance for a free edits, whore!--


 * ( Its still giving the edits over to you when you run the bot. Think of it as friendly competition. You need to try and find stuff to do before I do it. I am not going to pass up edits just because there are a lot of them and you don't want me using a bot. I can still do them manually and I can still do them a hell of a lot faster than anyone else--

And I told you I am not using a bot. I use Special:WhatLinkshere. All you need to do is start with the base term and any spin off terms such as the names of Dark mages or dark guilds. If you don't want me using a bot whatever, I stopped, but if you don't want me doing what needs to be done in a timely fashion, then we have a problem. What I do around wikis is cleanup and maintenance. If you are saying I can no longer do that, then I shall take my leave and move on to a wiki where I can actually do what I do best--

The fact that you don't trust me when I tell you the truth tells me that everything I have done for this wiki was never appreciated. I thought when I left Bleach Wiki I had found a community who held the same ideals as me in a wiki, where power wasn't taken away from the user and reserved to only those with rights. I guess I was wrong. Enjoy being the next Bleach Wiki, but never forget who it was that got you started on wikis--

Re: ಠ_ಠ
Respect ಠ_ಠ 03:42, November 5, 2013 (UTC)

Twitter
You suck! Anyway, once you see this message, PM me immediately. On twitter, of course.

Again, you suck! >:3 And please don't talk back.

Oh no, of course you don't, that's just how I show my affection. :) And I already gave my response.. And I might start sending you messages there.

Re:Happy Birthday
Thanks for the unusually creative birthday wish, Rai. 15:28,11/7/2013

List
I pair you with... Reli... Umnei... Choko... Prime... Ald... Misko... Nucky... Raven... Animal... ... ... ... Rai: Where are the girls?? D: Mega: ( ._.) Rai: Gimme a girl! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Mega: Fine. >_> Toshi... Rai: Really? ಠ_ಠ Mega: Ha! :D 11:37, November 8, 2013 (UTC)

Rai's true love
I pair you with Reli, Ald, Mega...yeah, those are the ones ( ._.) and don't ask why there are no females, cuz you already have 2 failed relationships :P 17:01,11/8/2013

Shipping
Hey Rai. I didn't make a failed prediction in Mega's blog, but I wanted to tell you that I ship you with Reli.

In a recent podcast, we were asked what would garner the harshest reaction: killing Gray in front of Umnei, killing Kagura in front of Omega or killing Mirajane in front of you.

Ultimately, we concluded that the harshest reaction would come from killing Reli in front of you =)

Lol, I'm sure you haven't thought that since I started those random trolling sessions last year =P

You love everyone ^_^

Pair
Suggesting you some pairs althogh I didn't fail any predictions..

I pair you with Mega, Umnei, Reli and Raven. ( ._.)/ No female for you :P

Go "there" and I'll tell you.

Your Pairings
I'm paring you up with God, Umnei and Reli. I'm also pairing you up with watermelons and KFC even though they're not actual users. 21:46, November 8, 2013 (UTC)

Pairing you with
I pair you with God, Mega and Kuro :D hoping you'll produce some offspring soon 08:13,11/9/2013

le sigh
I need to get Mega off me so I'm sorry but I have to pair you with a user. ( _ _) I pair you with Mira >_> How was that for a little trick? :3 -- 09:11, November 9, 2013 (UTC)

Prediction
I pair you up with
 * FTGM
 * Mega
 * God
 * Reli
 * MDM
 * Ultra
 * Ummy
 * Wrath
 * Raven

No females.