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We start this month with a fantastic cover that while Tristan and Sane fap to Wendy in a bikini, the rest of us were looking at that overly gratuitous Lucy ass. So we start the chapter with Fairy Tail Team B in a hot spring. Why are they in a hot spring when they are supposed to be looking for Makarov you may ask? Because Fairy Tail is about boobs, thats why. So everyone is relaxing in the hot spring but Juvia won't go in until Levy mentions Gray, after which Juvia rushes in to the hot spring believing Gray is there. Upon learning the truth, she tells Levy the heavens shall punish her for her lies. As they all relax they discover Ichiya is in there with them. Ichiya reveals that the Thunder God Tribe joined Blue Pegasus. Ichiya then pops up and gives Elfman a nice bit of manhood in the face, prompting him to throw Ichiya to Gajeel. The force of Ichiya's manly ass hitting Gajeel knocks him through the wall into the girls' hot spring and landing him on a naked Levy. Cause Mashima has never used the guy lands on the naked girl he is paired with joke before.

After the freak out from that, we join the A team back on the island. Gray is stunned by Brandish's extreme level of magic. As they prepare to fight, Natsu grabs his bandaged arm. However, Brandish simply says she wants some star mango gelato. She walks over to the vendor only to find it destroyed. Breaking into tears, she asks who destroyed it, to which Marin blames Natsu and Gray. Disappointed, she turns around to head home but Marin tries to tell her that Natsu and co. picked a fight with their soldiers. Still crying, she says she isn't interested. She then orders him to give back the girls. As he tries to say no, she displays her magic, shaking the ground violently. Wendy and Carla fly high into the air to discover that Brandish has transformed the size of the island. Scared by her powe, Marin releases Lucy and Erza and Lucy immediately notices how powerful Brandish is. Marin tries convincing Brandish to take out Fairy Tail but she is uninterested. Looking at Mest, Natsu says he can't let her just get away, prompting Brandish to kill Marin in an instant to prove her power. She says that now she is one person down, they are now equal. She tells them she will report that she took out the spy before telling them all that Makarov is alive, but warns them that they should not make any moves as anything could happen. She then uses her magic, shrinking the island to such a size that only she is able to stand on it. She tells them that there are twelve other wizards of that power in Alvarez so they best not try anything.

K, im just gonna ignore the hotspring and focus on whats important: BRANDISH. Omg, she is super hot and I am in love with her magic. Its been ages since we have seen a magic that is that powerful and flashy. This reminds me of why I fell in love with this series because I loved all the different magics. Good lord, I cannot wait to see more of her and the other spriggan twelve if they are all this strong. Grade A chapter here.

As Erza leads the people of the island to ships after Brandish shrunk it, we get some nice overly gratuitous Lucy ass before we see Natsu and Wendy holding their guts in. Erza contemplates Brandish's magic and states it is very high level. As Lucy starts to wonder what to do next, the group begins to disappear as they are all teleported by Mest to an underwater location. Natsu and Wendy promptly celebrate no longer being on transportation and quickly explore before the temple takes off, revealing itself as transportation. A shadow figured then tells them welcome aboard as they turn around, revealing themselves to be Angel...er Sorano (she will always be an angel in my heart). And Goddamn does she look good in a bikini. Happy figures out that she is the spy as we get some overly gratuitous Angel ass for a change. Erza asks why it wasn't Cobra and Mest replies he would have asked too many questions. The group then figures out the details of how Angel failed in her mission which led her here. As Lucy calls her Angel, she grabs Lucy's bikini top and pulls on it, reminder her that she was the one to kill Karen Lilica. She then informs everyone they are headed to where Makarov is, shocking everyone. She then asks how they like her now.

In the Alvarez Empire, Makarov, now sporting a stylish beard, plays a card game with Yajeel an adviser to the emperor. After a long conversation full of metaphors and other foreshadowing, Emperor Spriggan returns, revealing himself to be Zeref and shocking Makarov.

Not as exciting as last chapter but still pretty good. Nice seeing Angel again. Zeref as Emperor Spriggan though... Not sure how i feel about it.

So bla bla bla fast forward through a lot of the opening pages cause its just Mashima showing us some of the spriggans. I am not all that interested in any of them except August who looks like he could be hella powerful. Of course, I said that about Keyes and I was wrong. So anyway, Yajeel escorts Makarov in and Zeref asks for a private audience with him. Makarov asks if he is Zeref or Spriggan. He says he is both, to some he is Zeref, to others he is Spriggan. He states as he searched for meaning in life, he created a country a few hundred years ago which grew into the Alvarez Empire. Makarov asks if it was all to capture Lumen Histoire, but Zeref says he knows its true name, Fairy Heart, a magic which exceeds even that of the three other great magics of Fairy Tail. Makarov realizes that the Alvarez empire is after Fairy Heart because the emperor is Zeref. Zeref states the invasion ten years ago was not his doing and that his original intention for the empire was to defeat Acnologia but circumstances have changed. Makarov tries to negotiate but Zeref says no and states he intends to start an extermination. Makarov yells he won't hand over the first but Zeref knocks him away and begins to kill him, stating he hopes Makarov's death will fill Natsu with so much rage he comes looking for him. Makarov calls him a filthy demon but Zeref says spriggan is the name of an ugly fairy. Before he can finish the assassination though, Mest jumps in and teleports Makarov out of there. As they reunite with the other members of Fairy Tail though, Mest informs everyone that he saw Zeref.

Interesting chapter. There are a lot of possible implications of this chapter and why exactly Zeref wants Fairy Heart. I don't buy into the shipper craze that Mavis loved Zeref and all that. So we will see what becomes of this. So cover...hold up... Brandish has green hair? WHY? WHY MASHIMA WHY? She would have looked so hot as a blonde. Why ruin her like that?

Anyway, reunion time with Makarov who bursts into tears for letting Fairy Tail down. As they all prepare to leave though, they are ambushed by Azeal. As they prepare to fight though, Makarov says that they cannot defeat him and need to run. Erza bombards him with swords to cover their retreat but as the swords hit Azeal, they turn to sand and crumble to the ground. Speeding off in a magical vehicle, Azeal catches up to them using a giant monster made of sand. Realizing they have to do something, Lucy and Gray climb atop the vehicle and we get some lovely overly gratuitous Lucy ass. Lucy and Gray now on top of the vehicle, we get some more Lucy ass followed by the screams of those weird Graylu shippers cause apparently this is a sign that these two are in love. Anyway, Makarov says they cant beat him but Gray says they wont know until they try as he goes all Devil Slayer mode and Lucy reveals Star Dress Sagitarious mode which turns her into an archer...with horse legs. Gray freezes all the oncoming sand in an instant causing Azeal to leap forward and create more. Lucy fires a rain of arrows into the sand to stop it but more keeps coming. Eventually, Azeal goes below them and opens a giant sand pit and Im just waiting for the sarlacc to appear. Azeal taunts Fairy Tail as they flail in the sand saying no one can escape from it and tells everyone how he is the overconfident asshole who is about to be beat...well, he didnt exactly say that but you know what I mean. So with this being an unescapable trap, of course they break out using the power of friendship and then Natsu one shots Azeal. Chapter over

If Azeal is actually defeated I am going to write a sternly worded letter about all these fucking one shots. WE GET IT. NATSU IS STRONG NOW. Good grief.

Ok, thats all for this time. Go ahead and praise this article in the comments now.