User talk:IamJakuhoRaikoben

Re: Done
Yeah, lemme just re-read the message I sent you the other day. 22:34, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

Stopped at Chapter 344, I'll do my other half mañana. Btw, I suggest you do some now, tomorrow it's Wiki's updating day; things might load super slow. 02:08, July 24, 2013 (UTC)

De Admin
You need to de admin Chaos. It has come into chat and is spoiling Toriko for everyone! De admin it now! It needs to be punished.--

And the only person that really had a problem was Gim, while pretty much everyone else didn't really care that I revealed only one small part of the full spoiler. 06:06, July 24, 2013 (UTC)

You need to punish everyone who is spoiling stuff in chat! Especially your wife. Punish them, whore, do it! Also, Fallen quit TS cause all of you are too lazy--
 * Dude, we only posted/said like one thing. >_> We didn't post/say that is actually or that used against.

Rejoining
Hey, so is Time Soricere up for applications again? Fallen's out and it seems like you guys need some help getting the team working again, plus I'm looking into editing here some more.

Yay. So when do I restart stuff? :D

Alright. So, I just need a little recap of what's already done. All of the small arcs that we originally were assigned to do (Macao, Daybreak, Daphne, X791, one more that I can't remember at the moment) are done and so is Galuna Island?

New Discussion! \o/

Should of...
...told me that the minute I started. Had I known, I would have helped you with some chapters; since that's where most of the time is consumed. Do you want me to help you with some? (5, 10, 20?) 21:46, July 24, 2013 (UTC)

Good luck papa! "Oral" reminds me of...sex. ( ._.)~ I'll do chaps 1-20 right now. 23:14, July 24, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Editor
I told you Wiki's day to annoy us is today. >_> But no, everything looks fine over here, might be your timezone tho. 23:36, July 24, 2013 (UTC)

Lol, tough luck. I'm done with my share of the mono changes. If ya need anything else, you know where to whore at. :) 23:48, July 24, 2013 (UTC)

DoD
Just noticed, you are the last one that needs to cast a vote at Fairy Tail Wiki talk:Dragons of Design/Nest. Do that and we can get on with the next job--

Virginity and Sloppy Seconds. 7th take.
I'll just take these and I'll be on my way. *whistles*

Re: *Pokes Papa* II
But you threatened me. :( And on top of that, you called me "whore". ( ._.)

No. As much as I don't want you to call me perverted, I also don't want you to call me a whore. Ah.. My life is in a very miserable state.. You called me a whore and threatened me, Papa Reli started to act mean and Papa Raven wont be around for how many days. *grabs knife and slices myself.. A piece of cake* *eats on a very dark corner* ( ._.)

That didn't make me feel better, but your stories might. It actually did, but your stories would make me feel more better. And your godly essay, it's been ages since I asked for that. You'll have a lot of free time now, since you're already finished with it.

Mattaku, ware o chichi-ue honto wa wasurepoi.

Where did I exactly say that I didn't believe you? :/ And make sure that you'd tell me those stories, since you're making me feel that those would excite me. And I'll note of that. You know I wont tolerate your forgetfulness. :P

So that's where I don't believe you, eh? :/ Ah well, no, you wont be. I failed on asking him, the one I acknowledge as God on an essay, so you should do it. :P

Good Papa. *Pats him* ( .___.)/*(<___< ) I shall wait for that essay, and of course, your stories.

I can see that you really have no patience in searching for messages. ( ._.)

No new header from you, no new messages on the bottom of your talk page. Anyway, I am irritated lately. So much that even the most trivial things irritate me, big time. That's why you see I don't use smileys, or even if I do, it's not meant to be a happy one. Ah well..

Monobook task
Yo Jak ( ._.)/ just wanted to tell you that I'm going inactive for a few days (or perhaps more) starting tomorrow. The thing is, it's not me and Red's turn yet to check out the pages we volunteered to, and I don't know if I'll be back by the date my turn is on (it all depends on when I find a connection to go online).

So, with that said, I can either check out the pages you guys want me to when I return, or another volunteer can take them, if you are in a hurry. I don't mind either way, I just wanted to let you know so that you don't fall off schedule because of me going inactive.19:41,7/25/2013

Romanji
I thought you were done with the romanji changes. -____- Mega is disappointed! (Only noticed cuz I was creating a page >_>) 22:52, July 26, 2013 (UTC)

If you remove the italics here, it will look like regular writing. 02:35, July 27, 2013 (UTC)

Yeah,w/e gramps.

Awesome! Good luck! :D Lemme know if you need help. Mega is bored. >_> 14:34, July 27, 2013 (UTC)

Sylph Labyrinth
Any way to have a profile banner just like the ones on most other Guilds' pages? A template with the list of members wouldn't hurt either.

-- 14:36, July 27, 2013 (UTC)

Like this.

-- 14:46, July 27, 2013 (UTC)

You're always the fastest whore. Well, not really, but whatever.

-- 14:49, July 27, 2013 (UTC)

Favor? You din't do that for me, you did that for readers. And hey, the whore calling others whores ain't me.

Still, thanks.

-- 15:01, July 27, 2013 (UTC)

Re: New Header.
I really don't know. Good thing that you're around to keep me company. \( ._.)/

Papa: I am about to leave, actually.. Nunu: Dammit, then. >:/

But I hope you wont.. Ah well, how about you?

Refer to my dialogue for my answer, then.

Yakamashi, hidoi no chichi-ue.

More Reminders
Because you are a lazy and forgetful bastard, I am reminding you to close this discussion and promote Wrath to the 5th seat of the council. The discussion has been open for nearly a week now and he has received unanimous support.--

Re:Congrats!!
Thanks Papa~!! ~^_^~ God filled in my timezone for you, but for future reference, it's the same as his own, Mega's, Reli's, and Hungry's, among others. ^___^. 03:45, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Sucks
No you do--

Also, whore!! color:purple is mine. Wrath can't have it--

That Colour
If you don't let me change Wrath's colour back to that purple right now I'm going to stab you...

Seriously, it's gross right now >__> The purple suited so well...

04:07, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Agree with Carrot. that pink wrath has right now makes me want to puke. change it back to purple. screw gisme 04:12, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Aye, screw God \( ^__^)/ And before you all complain about what Wrath wants I never wanted pink D; Leli gave it to me and never asked, and now look what it represents =/ 04:14, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Lets all compromise then #b007ff is what I have had him as for a while now. It suits him--

...what happened to mah troll color? >_______> Whatever, but I noticed that ghastly pink, but I figured you were kidding and someone would speak up. I'm glad I was right. ಠ_ಠ 04:17, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

I can't be fucked looking that colour up.. can you post it as a block or something so I can see? And Jak, at that time my profile was rainbow... I changed it all to pink to match you whore!! And also, COLOUR!! >:) 04:17, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * Carry, it's a bright purple, basically. I'm not a bright person. >___> 04:19, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
 * Wrath022 :< Yeah... I don't like it. It's like a brighter, lamer version of the purple you use in your sig >.< 04:26, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

This is what color Wrath should be Wrath  --

asshole 04:24, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Silly Rai. The "u" in Colour is a necessity when not doing articles. ಠ◡ಠ -- 04:25, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Truthfully? I wanted to be aqua~! TheCarrotSaysYumYum :) I dreamed of having that colour and then I didn't want to selfishly argue when Leli didn't ask. I also considered Neon Carrot TheCarrotSaysYumYum when it came around but by then no one wanted me to mess with my pink >__> 04:26, July 28, 2013 (UTC)


 * O_O Holy crap CHANGE IT TO THE FIRST ONE YUMMY!!! Dat's my favourite colour as a kid XD -- 04:29, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

And Rai. I be from British Colony. ಠ◡ಠ -- 04:29, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Well, I seriously considered it for a while until I started using Meredy as an avi... so I dunno if I can ever be free now :< And by the way "past few months"? I've been on the Council and had a coloured link for over a year you idiot!! DX 04:34, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

I play Assassins Creed 3 bad reference btw DX. I know that the original 'Mericans spoke the same English. You just changed it to your liking and now you have Canadians like Nucky going around correcting you guys =P But meh! I use both British and American English so all's fair >_> And I do admit that I find your slang to be uber cool. -- 04:35, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

its COLOUR, C-O-L-O- U -R , you need to learn how to spell properly  YOU DAMN HOSER!  -- 20:37, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

learn how to spell correctly-- 21:20, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Stories
I waited, but none of them arrived on my talk page. Sigh.. Never mind. I don't like to wait anymore. I understand you're busy and all, but.. Ugh. Forget it. I am currently on a bad mood swing, and this is the second day. Kbye. Just get your work done soon. Good luck.

NOTICE THIS. You wouldn't understand why.

I have a feeling that you wouldn't pick it up. Anyway, when would be the timer and auto refresh return?

10 minutes? 15? I don't know, I lost the track of time. Anyway, just message me on my wiki, Jakuho. I am not comfortable not seeing the notification on my feed that you messaged me.

...
"Whistles"

-- 22:25, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Had a look at the translated omake already?

-- 22:29, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Is that so? Then, what about THIS?!

Isn't Mashima going a little bit overboard with his perverted stuff? Damn, this is a shonen manga! What's with that sado weirdness?!

This is seriously outrageous! This is...

"Looks left"

"Looks right"

-- 22:42, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Hey, the best thing about that sick thing is Erza, the Requip and Plot Armor spamming non-Mage, getting what she deserved from the start of the series, and, what's better, at Mirajane ' s hands. The way she joins her hands with her usual glad smile is creepy... and frickin' awesome. Guess that partly solves the never-ending, never-shown fight between them.

'''EAT THIS, ERZA, EAT THIS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! '''

-- 22:52, July 28, 2013 (UTC)



-- 22:57, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Don't take it personally. Recently I answer like that to anyone who asks me questions starting with "how" or "why". Though really, in your cause it's true.

-- 23:04, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Uh? Since when I'm australian, smartass?

-- 23:08, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

I don't know whether that's supposed to be an insult or you're masturbating thinking about me. I frankly prefer the first option.

-- 23:13, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

It was actually one of the poorest insults I'd ever received. Better luck next time.

-- 23:19, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

We clarified that already, dumbass.

-- 23:22, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

That's because your memory sucks.

-- 23:28, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

ಠ◡ಠ
You will address me as "Master Mega" for two days, starting tomorrow. ಠ◡ಠ 23:37, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Learned from the best! ಠ◡ಠ 23:48, July 28, 2013 (UTC)

Forum:Help
Fallen is grounded so I helped Wrath finish up his end. Next up is Raven and Red but both are currently inactive so you might want to skip ahead to Nucky and Rif--

thanks for the heads up, i'll start in a bit-- 22:15, July 29, 2013 (UTC)

I'm bored. Any objections to me finishing up Raven and Red's part since they aren't around?--

could i help? assuming god would let me help him and you would let us do raven and red's quota--

just saw your new user page, LOL, i cant believe you admitted it-- 00:16, July 31, 2013 (UTC)

And how many times have I told you to check the diff link? ಠ◡ಠ Lrn to wiki, whore, learn to wiki.--

It...is...done. Though there may still be some left side image stacking that needs to be taken care of. I don't know if the other editors took care of that--

You know how images are supposed to go left, right, left, right and so on? Well, on a lot of pages, to avoid the image being shoved under the infobox, the images went left, left, left, right, left, right. With the new template though, there is no need for that as even on oasis, the template allows the image to be placed beside the infobox. So when going through and doing all of this, myself and Wrath and possibly Glass, realigned all the images on the pages so they followed the left right pattern. Not sure if anyone else did though,--

For...
...Starters, grant mommy admin power till tomorrow when I tell you to remove them. :3 01:32, July 30, 2013 (UTC)

I am very sure. :) 02:23, July 30, 2013 (UTC)

Oh yeah, I don't need to explain anything to you. -_- And it's: Master Mega! 02:24, July 30, 2013 (UTC)

Mirajane: Don't underestimate Master Mega, honey. ^_^

* Thinks of more evil things* Muwhahahhahaha! http://i998.photobucket.com/albums/af103/bacardikim/smilies/smiley_devil.gif 02:30, July 30, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Start
Alright.

Affiliating
Will you put Malay Fairy Tail in affiliates corner?  SNN95 Talk 05:28, July 30, 2013 (UTC)


 * Just upload it!  SNN95 Fairy Tail symbol.png 1 August 2013 16:34 (MAS)

Non-British
You can remove mommy's powas now. Hmm. I know! :D

Go to Carry's talk page and tell her the following:

"You sexy, non-British, 100% Australian girl. I am your bitch, sexy Australian girl, who is not British."

Now! ಠ_ಠ 11:25, July 30, 2013 (UTC)

While I'm still..
..feeling good.. Hi, Papa! :D :D :D :D :D o/ o/ o/ o/ o/

Unusually good mood? Hey, just so you know, I am usually nice, usually in a good mood, blissful and jolly. So with that response, I take it that you're now used on my bad mood? Fine. Ah, just when happiness kicked in, you replied in that manner.. Ah well.

And oh, I can see that you've been ordered around by Omega. Here I am, thinking that no one can bring you, Jakuho, down, aside from Glass. Maybe I should also try giving you out orders for my own benefit. My, my, how shameless.

Good save. And even if that's true, it's still shameless. Of all people, you're the one I think that wont step down, regardless of the circumstances, challenges, predicaments and insults. I think that you're so mighty that nothing can drag you down. But now, I don't know if I should stick on that thinking. My, my, how shameless, it makes me want to giggle. Well, I am actually doing it.

Good save, part two. Now, now, sorry if I hit few nerves. :) But as your son, I want you to know that it pains me watching you in that predicament. But oh well, whatever. And I find those things shameless, since no one has been able to order me around. Ah well, be a good underling under Omega. I will be looking forward with you, doing lots of shameless things.

So, how're you, Omega's underling? :) Anything new? Anything to share?

You're not Omega's underling? You follow his orders with 100% obedience, so that makes you one. And boring father? Oh no, you're not. I always consider you cool, awesome and mighty.. Until I saw that you're following Omega's orders. >:D And by the way, what are the things that you're doing? And when are you going to publish this month's magazine? I am curious on who's that underrated user.

Why ignore my underling comment? You can simply ask me to refrain from calling you an underling, underling. And well, good luck on your work. Let me know if there's something that I can do, Omega's underling. Hahaha! Yes, I can be mean like this, underling. You just dismissed my good mood just now, so consider this as your fault, underling. :D

Me? Silly? Ah well, whatever. At least I don't follow anyone's order. :P

By the way, I only created since my original one is about to reach 6k, and I am still feeling lazy to think of a Choko Chronicle for Reli. Anyway, this account for talking purposes. You still have to left the messages on my original account. Okay? Okay? Good.

Ehem..

You do also realize that we're still talking of the same topic, that's why I still left it on the same header, right? And if you want my messages on the bottom, your obliged to give me a new header, Omega's underling. ^______^

Hey
You got a few minutes to talk?

We'd like you to take notice of this.

Re: Pic
For the readers, it's for the readers.

-- 17:13, July 30, 2013 (UTC)

omake 7
if you compare the two links then you can see that the File:Backing_up.jpg and the File:Lucy_imagine.jpg get messed up when viewing the article in monobook. but the File:Backing_up.jpg doesnt have a right alignment so if i use the imgright template the page gets messed up and if i just use the imgright template on the File:Lucy_imagine.jpg then it goes right beside the File:Backing_up.jpg and the page looks even weirder. so what should i do to fix this?-- 17:56, July 30, 2013 (UTC)

well when i said right alignment i meant the word "right" in the file, sorry i should have been more specific.-- 18:07, July 30, 2013 (UTC)

alright Rai, Rif did Crime Sorciere, Other and some of the Omakes. i did the rest of the Omakes, Death Head's Caucus and the Races. so between the two of us we should be done our quota for the imgright template, though you may wish to check with Rif just to make sure everything is done before you give the go ahead to the next team-- 18:44, July 30, 2013 (UTC)

NP, doing this was kinda fun and rewarding, plz let me know if their is anything else i can do to help the wiki-- 18:51, July 30, 2013 (UTC)

You are not allowed to change anything that I will add to your user page. :) 19:53, July 30, 2013 (UTC)


 * ^ That message made you more like of an underling. An underling who's horribly bullied. Ah well, I am enjoying it.


 * Added: Poor Jakuho, he cannot even fight back or complain on what Omega is doing. Hahahaha! I never thought I've seen you on this predicament. Maybe I'll laugh while I still can.

i wanted to wait to see if anyone raised up a discussion about the theme colors for that and for Succubus Eye before doing it. 21:34, July 30, 2013 (UTC)

the imgright template on the erza and lucy exchange clothes pic makes the article looke weird can i take it off?-- 02:21, July 31, 2013 (UTC)

well, SL is alright I guess so I'll make the banner, but the colors for SE don't suit it I think, the only reason why I choose that red in the first was because the guild symbol looked like a sun. so in conclusion, i'll make the banner and since you didn't open any discussion, i'll just do it myself 03:41, July 31, 2013 (UTC)

Flaming Homosexual
Oh don't worry, I am having a very good laugh whenever I am passing by your profile and sees your very pitiful state, Papa. And I see that you still have that message. It makes me wonder if you're officially making that as a part of your profile.

Now, do you have plans of reclaiming your lost glory in front of my eyes? Or you'd just let it go and let the memory of you, being Omega's underling and a flaming homosexual engraved on my memory forever? :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  .

I say leave it. Although I am 100% sure that you will do the opposite.

Well, do what you must. He has me grounded anyway.

Two things:


 * Either you don't pick up what I said
 * Or my grammar is so fucking horrible.

I'll take that answer of yours as option number 2.

Thanks grandpa! Woot! \o/

rai i just want you to know that no matter what your profile page says you will always be a flaming homosexual to me-- 17:13, July 31, 2013 (UTC)

O no u didn't! O_o Retreat! Ban-hammer incoming! -- 17:17, July 31, 2013 (UTC)

i think i just did -- 17:22, July 31, 2013 (UTC)

*looks at Rai's page*

Dafuq ಠ_ಠ 19:14,7/31/2013

Yeah, riiiight... >_> 11:51,8/1/2013

SxyUmy
You there this very moment, toots? 05:00, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

Come onto chat please? ;) 05:36, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

Bet
I hope that the next time you'll make a bet, you'll lose again, Papa. :D

I just like seeing you being bullied. :D Teeheehee. That's how I love you. :3

Yeah. :3 And I love seeing you acting like a kid when someone bullies you, like what you did to CC. Hahaha! Unlock his page now. :D

You and your childish games. I'll revert it back later if you wont revert it back yourself. >:D

So that edit w/o a padlock is a lie, eh..? Fine, I wont say "that" thing I just found out. :3

Jak: I don't care. I wont be swayed by that. Choko: Muuuuch better! :3

Lock that damn page and don't message me in this account! >:/ Anyway, I wont also give you the gift I had prepared. I actually put effort on making those, but I don't see the need for you to have it, so.. Yeah. :3

Nah. I have decided to let the recycle bin have it instead, or I also have the option to give them to my other fathers. :P

Oh, so you wont give me my gift, then? Is that what you're trying to say? Bad Papa.

Re:
Yeah, good luck with that, you lazy whore. That would require you to put in effort, and, as well know, you are a lazy bastard. Plus I MAAAAAAY have already reserved the highest earning jobs for myself :D--
 * Go God! *^*

This douchey soul of mine is doing all the work you didn't want to do. So you can shut up and accept it ^_^--

I have an idea, you give me mage of the month every month I want it, you focus on Relacion Seis and Time Sorcerie like everyone wants you to, the entire wiki is happy and I don't abandon your wiki to go hand out with your son on his wiki :D--

Fine, fine, have the whole wiki mad at you. But if I beat, I get to forever make fun of you, tell the entire wiki that I am a better editor than you and taunt you endlessly. Meanwhile if you win, everyone will just say k, he's the bureaucrat and the head of the project, he should be able to win. So let's do this :D--

re:never
dont worry Ojiisan i wasnt trying to trifle with you (though if i did i wouldnt really fear your "wrath") i was just trying to support you and your homosexuality, cause i believe if you just admit it and come out to the world you will be much happier-- 17:39, August 1, 2013 (UTC)
 * Such a very supportive nephew you are, CC. T^T

not nephew, grandson anyway i think rai just deleted my talk page-- 17:47, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

wait no that was just my computer being a dick my talk page is fine-- 17:48, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

You and your computer. XD

btw how long do you plan on keeping my profile like that?-- 18:21, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

so how about we solve this in a bet: if i win you undo your edit to my profile page AND you make me a chat mod for 5min at a time of my choosing (i just want to kick fleet, god, ichi and fin) but if i lose, the edit stays until whenever you feel generous enough to undo your edit AND i'll do whatever you want (within reason of course) for 2 days-- 00:10, August 2, 2013 (UTC)


 * Hey, Jakuho, just don't listen to Canuck at all. :D
 * stfu glass, let the man make his own decisions-- 00:20, August 2, 2013 (UTC)
 * stfu glass, let the man make his own decisions-- 00:20, August 2, 2013 (UTC)

well i didnt have anything in particular to bet on in mind, i was just thinking we could bet on anything and we still can with the same stakes minus the thing about my profile page and maybe one day instead of two if i lose the bet-- 00:47, August 2, 2013 (UTC)

Lets bet if Nucky is canadian or not. I bet yes. If I win, I am the new sole bureaucrat of the wiki. If you win, you can block me for a week--
 * keep in mind that i know of the stakes of the bet-- 03:38, August 2, 2013 (UTC)

how something concerning the next fairy tail chapter?-- 03:30, August 2, 2013 (UTC)

Whore, have I ever told you I worked in politics? Funny story with that. You see, part of politics is making sure things go your way. Part of that is "dealing" with anyone who poses a threat, if you know what I mean. And when you are "dealing" with people, you get to know the people who do the dirty work real well. My guy is named Dave, he is a former marine where he specialized in weapons proficiency and is a certified sniper. He is pretty affordable too. Have fun with that knowledge ಠ◡ಠ--

i bet grey and/or lucy gets turned into a kid, how about that-- 03:46, August 2, 2013 (UTC)

Let's make a deal. You don't fantasize about killing me, I don't actually kill you :D Sounds like a perfect plan --

Godly Essay
Read my message on the other header. And speaking of my header title, where the heck is it? ಠ_ಠ

Busy, busy.. Very well, tell me what you're doing? ಠ◡ಠ And good Papa. *Pets Papa* ( ^_^)/*(ಠ_ಠ )

Oh. So you're studying.. Fine.. ( ._.) Forget about it, then.

Yet another reminder
Start on your dragons work. Reli and I are done.--

Favor
Papa, delete my user page, please?

Thanks a lot. :D I owe you one. As a favor, I'll consider giving you the gifts I previously gave to my recycle bin. :D

HEY! You already determined that I'll receive that gift even before I made my gift(s), so that should fall on my hands! DX

I already gave you lots. :3 I mean, I already said nice and endearing words, so that's a good gift already. And to think that I am your son; hey, you're lucky already! >:D And..

* A henchmen of Jakuho hits me with a steel bat* Jak: Lies! ಠ_ಠ * Choko falls unconscious*