User blog comment:CNBA3/Fairy Tail vs Gandalf/@comment-98.199.146.7-20140929051846/@comment-25111584-20140929080052

Jellal: *In Gwaihir's talons.* Wait, I can't let Erza down! She's watching me! Gandalf: No she isn't, she's too busy ogling Legolas over there, see? Jellal: ... Oh ... Never mind ... *sobs*

Makarov: Fairy Law Gandalf: Whatcha tryin' there, bro? Makarov: Trying to destroy all evil using holy light, but doesn't seem to be working ... Gandalf: Oh, there's this super powerful dude called Sauron who's suppressing all light, no matter how holy it is. Makarov: Well, that sucks! Gandalf: Yeah, bummer, right? Hey, wanna go to the Prancing Pony for a pint? It's the best you'll get! Makarov: Lead the way!
 * ... ... ... Nothing happens.

Gandalf: Ah, Lady Arwen, how goes your day? Gildarts: Look at that body! Wanna hook up, babe? Elrond: ... Guards, if you would please? Celeborn: Allow ours to join too, would you, Lord Elrond? Gildarts: ... Oh, crap. And on top of that, the woman didn't even bother looking my way!

Laxus: Lightning Dragon's Roar Smaug: Hey, that tickles! Laxus: First Zirconis and now this guy?! That's it, I'm off! Gandalf: Dammit! I knew we should have taken the Hobbit instead of the Dragon Slayer!
 * Laxus leaves.