User blog comment:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Chapter 329: Seven Dragons, Review./@comment-1776824-20130501235427

Me : Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, on this day, to wed God and Umy together in holy matrimony. Umy, do you take this celestial being to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Umy : I do, as long he doesn't keep handing out all those hookers and blow. >:/ Jeez, men are such a hassle!

Me : I see. And God, do you take this..."maiden"...to be your lawfully wedded wife?

God : *through a taped mouth* Hnggh! Hmm! Hmm!

Me : I will take that as a yes. ( ._.) Should anybody have any objections to this holy union, speak now, or forever hold your peace. *silence* Right, I now pronounce you being and..."maiden"... God, you may now kiss the bride. :3

God : *screams through tape* Hnghhh!!!

And that's how it happened. 100% legit. :3