Template:TMITM/April 2015

 

6 Chapters. lets do this.

So we start with Natsu being an idiot and trying to charge into the avatar base before Lucy, being the smart one tells him not to charge in blindly. So Lucy summons Virgo who comes out all tied up and then Tristan ruined his pants cause of his bondage fetish. Once we get past the one funny part of the chapter, Lucy shows off her Star Dress Virgo and they all burrow into the base. Natsu being Natsu though, decides not to be stealthy and yells out to Gray and causes Avatar to head to them. Abel is the first to arrive and shows off his use of Mr. Cursey but Natsu continues his new pattern and one shots him with a chop to the head. Next up Goumon shows up and sends some torture instruments flying at Natsu but Natsu one shots him as well. D-6 then arrives and decides he wants to be one shot as well so he does so. With three members down, Gray makes his appearance.

So this chapter sucked. As everyone knows, I despise the fact that Avatar has been built up to be such a huge threat only for them to all be one shot. This chapter made me lose faith in Mashima.

Wendy takes care of Juvia, unbuttoning her shirt to wash her down and stares in awe at her giant tits. Meanwhile Gray and Natsu duke it out and Lucy tries to talk Gray out of it but fails. Natsu gives a typical nakama speech but Gray will have none of it. When Gray says he doesnt care about Fairy Tail, Lucy steps in with the bitch slap. And while the chapter should have ended there, it goes on. Suddenly, Mary steps in and she makes Lucy fall to her knees. Goumon then gets up and restrains Natsu and Virgo. Abel then takes down Happy before Gray reveals that he has removed his guild mark in favor of the avatar mark. Meanwhile outside, Levy returns to Gajeel revealing she also is a member of the council and had infiltrated Avatar. Levy asks if Gajeel can fight Gray and Gajeel says they arent teammates anymore so he can. THE END.

Boring chapter again. Nice to see Avatar not completely one shot but still pretty disappointing.



With everyone now in a cell, Lucy tries to make sense of why Gray betrayed them. Suddenly, Goumon appears and says he is a big fan of Zeref and wrote the kanji of his name on his forehead but Lucy tells him that isn't it. Enraged by this, Goumon decides to torture Lucy. He explains various torture methods before Natsu enrages him again and he pulls out an axe and decides he is just going to chop Lucy in half. Before he can do so though, he is turned to ice by Gray who puts his back down to normal before pulling out his cell phone I mean miniature communication Lacrima and says code blue. He then tosses it to Natsu who ends up talking to Erza who reveals that Gray has been undercover.

So not a bad chapter. kind of funny. I don't know how I feel about Gray not being evil though. I like that Mashima avoided the overused rival turns evil trope, but at the same time, Gray is just boring again now.



Caught up in the fact that Gray is not evil, Natsu and co. try to question him but Gray says they need to go and says he will explain on the way. On the way, Gray explains that half a year ago he started getting markings and went to Porlyusica to help learn to control it. He then met with Erza and they hatched a plan. Erza told him not to tell Juvia cause it would endanger her. Erza then states that Avatar plans to wipe out an entire town to lure Zeref there and that is what the purification ritual is. Gray apologizes for deceiving them and they all agree to take down Avatar. Meanwhile, Avatar assembles en mass at a town called Malva. They state some nonsense about killing all of the people there to bring Zeref out but are disrupted when Team Natsu arrives and starts kicking their butts. Erza takes out a whole platoon while Lucy equips a new star dress as they prepare to take down all of Avatar.

Not terrible. Some explanation was necessary, and it was cool seeing Team Natsu back in action. We know that Avatar is just all going to get one shot though so none of this matters.



So everyone starts smashing up some Avatar bitches and OMG LUCY DOES SOMETHING USEFUL AND ISN'T JUST A JOKE. I AM IMPRESSED. So anyway, bla bla bla, everyone shows how strong they are before Briar, Mary and the others decide to step in. Erza continues to take out waves of people with no mercy cause she is Erza and then OMG ERZA HAS A NEW ARMOR AND ITS NOT FLAME PANTS. So she beats a bunch of bitches before Jerome steps in and reveals his dark sword corrodes anything it touches as it destroys Erza's swords before Erza takes him out in one hit and says she beat him before he realized she had touched him. OMG SO UNEXPECTED.

Well the chapter started out cool with Lucy doing something useful and Erza getting a new armor but then Jerome got one shot so I am over it. Bad chapter.



Briar attacks Gray and questions if everything he said was a lie and he says he was never evil and played her for a fool or something like that. So then Mary goes and attacks Lucy and Taurus with her black magic virus and it makes her....have to take a shit? Thats really all she can do? What a disappointing character. Anyway, Wendy shows up and nullifies it. Then Lucy goes and one shots Mary as we were all expecting. Back with Gray, Braiya uses her clone magic and splits into four distinct personalities, one of whom is in love with Gray, causing the now arriving Juvia to show up and one shot that one. Gray then freezes the rest and Braiya is done just like the rest of Avatar. Juvia then goes all Gray sama before she shows that she has picked up Gray's stripping habit as they both strip to fight the rest of the goons. Then Wendy is all "Hey, I want to show Im not a completely worthless loli meant only to give Tristan masturbation material" and goes Dragon Force and blows a bunch of bitches away. Then Arlock pretends he is not going to be one shot and says he will handle Natsu.

Im tired of the one shots. Really, I'm just tired of this arc already. We get it, everyone is really strong now. Hopefully after Natsu beats Arlock by giving him a mean look, we can get some real content.

Anyway, thats all for this month. I hope you enjoyed my eighth assed article. Now I expect all of you to say Happy Belated Birthday in the comments.