Template:Real Tail/May 2013



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Hey girls! Ready for some milk?


 * FT Wiki members: ...

Oh sorry. This is the script for that other film, hehehe. Forgive me.

Hey there dear readers of our Sorcerer Magazine! After that hiatus, I almost decided to call this section Real Tail X Real Tail. Understanders will understand.

So let's go to what's really interesting once for all, shall we? YES? YES!


 * FT Wiki members: ... (facepalms here and there)

='D Anyways, the one-shot's called Cocona.


 * No, it's not about a cocoon, relax... It's actually about a super-sexy demon girl whose name is Cocona *3* Like I always say, Mashima should be an hentai artist. He would make lots of money people happy. I mean, look at that pic at your right side!!


 * Ok, now let me tell you that, after a long time, you, a shonen-stereotyped boy, may notice that there is a cat next to Cocona. Actually he's part of the history, unlike that voodoo doll that bears a strong resemblance to Mr. Cursey. Actually, he's a main character, that follows the human main around, is blue and able to talk. His name is Happy Kett, a cat who barks.


 * Both of them are seen running away from the the Demon Kingdom's Castle, being followed by a horde of other demons that don't want to see their princess going away (I wonder why?). She'd make a character so much better than Bobo. Anyways, she's running away because of love. Sherry-ish. They arrive in the human world, where Cocona confesses to a jerk called Almon, bringing a lot of letters with her, but the idiot turns her down because she's a demon. Dang.


 * She has no choice but to come home and produce lots and lots of milk tears for that jerk. They met when Cocona was disputing crumbs with pigeons (?) while Almon was violently growling to scare them off (??), then when they met the birds' feathers formed an heart (???). With this lovely story, Cocona expresses her wish to become an human so she can marry Almon, and Kett know how. She has to meet a druid, the very same one that transformed Kett from a dog into a cat. Dunno what's the fucking difference between a Mage and a Druid, but let's keep going... The druid's called Sola ands lives in a very fancy and big house. (though Sola turns out to be an human-sized person. I hate these people that spend money like there's no tomorrow.)


 * DAMN DAMN SOLA'S SO HOT!!! Imagine it, a mix between Kagura Mikazuchi, Ikaruga, Minerva and the girl you, the shonen-stereotyped boy, has a crush on! Simply hot, hot!! Gaahh, why isn't she and Cocona on FT >_> Anyways, then that Little Mermaid-cliche plot you all know is made, with Sola casting a spell on Cocona by singing (bad) and removing the demoniac part of her (a cell-like thing). Now the part where things go bad: Almon never existed, it was just an illusion created by the Sola in order to make Cocona wish to become an human and lose her demons powers. Without powers, she can easily be defeated and Sola could become the new princess. (that's something I wouldn't complain about *_*)


 * Cocona then becomes unable to understand what Kett says, making her milk cry a lot again and apologize to him; However Sola shows no mercy (>:D if you understand what I mean) and destroys the demoniac cell, so she can defeat Cocona without problems, using a lot of spells that involve her strong staff (>:D if you understand what I mean²). Kett, however, manages to rebuild the cell thing, but is forced to protect Cocona from Sola's attack, almost dying from it. With her cell back, Cocona eats it (much like Natsu eats things) and sends Sola flying away while Kett lies unconscious in the ground. (don't these girls learn that a person never dies in this kind of moment? -.-)


 * So, in a Princess and the Frog-cliche moment, Kett turns into a demon (the worst type of demon, the handsome one, with the main character's spiked hair) According to him, he has been transformed into dog and cat because he turned Sola down -_______- fucking idiot. But the worse is yet to come: he also turns Cocona down even after feathers form a heart around them -____________________________- There are things I should stop reading so I won't develop serious depression...

Some Chapter notes:


 * It's a romantic comedy, (Editor's Note: ???) but it wasn't any good in terms of romance and comedy.


 * It only was accepted after being rejected twice (Editor's Note: Well, Cocona got rejected two, and the story's called Cocona, so... yeah.)


 * The first try was about a girl and her giant robot. Then it was about a girl and a wolf knight that would travel in time. In the end, Mashima just wanted to write a story about a girl and her cat...


 * The names come from: Cocona - Coconut; Almon - Almond; Sola - Sora-Mame (Broad Beans).