User talk:IamJakuhoRaikoben

Virginity
Mine! Whoop / hit me if you wish, call me a whore, kill me, choke me, I don't care; but the virginity of your talk page is mine! Ya hear? M-I-N-E! Yo ain't stoppin' yo kid from doin' as he pleases! I did da cherry poppin with a shizzle, aren't yo one proud daddy?

Yeah, I sounded so lame. ( ._.)

And btw Papa, thank you for making Nunu happy, earlier. Hearing one of my father's voice actually helped me a lot, and it freed me from the boredom I am experiencing. You sound really funny while you're "singing" on chat earlier. Too bad, you haven't seen my face. I decided to get on cam when you're not speaking anymore. God also showed himself, and he has a very pretty wall. *Q*

Fuck the lag or the disturbances, it was great hearing you. You're the best, Papa Jak. Thank you for being an awesome father. *3* I love you sooo much.

OH SUUUREEE. Have a good look on my face the next time we go TC, just tell me when. >:D And well, for you to be able to see God's face, there must be an incentive first, like "when Mega speaks, I will speak", or "when Minty goes on cam, I will go on cam" and the like. If this is the case, probably, he will force you to show your face. ಠ◡ಠ Teehee. And I love you better! :P I wont be beaten!

Y U STINGY!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) You haz cool voice, so I know that you also have cool face! Y U TORMENT NUNU LIKE DIS!? T^T

Yeah Papa, whatever. |-( Good thing that I love you so much that I will, and always will, let this off the hook. *pouts*

Ugh.. So annoying! You always replace it with warm smiles and love that I cannot do anything! ಠ_ಠ You abuse my weakness way too much!

And that smile, what does it suppose to mean!? ಠ_ಠ

Anyway Papa, for my 5,000th edit, which will be given to you, do you want it to go like this things:

One · Two · Three · Four · Five

Or you prefer plain messages? ( ._.)

Have you seen the links? XD

Virginity II
im just here to dirty up your talk page ಠ◡ಠ-- 22:42, June 1, 2013 (UTC)

-me, then -me-- 03:17, June 2, 2013 (UTC)

you-, http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a246/ScoutLover/Random%20Gifs/10thdoctorcomeatmebro_zps5602a72c.gif http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii520/Ashlisianthus/51c43a2e.gif

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐-- 03:32, June 2, 2013 (UTC)

TC
I had fun at the TC session, despite the weird 3 minute lag with our voices :P Maybe someday the internet will get better :D Oh well, see ya around and I hope we get more mic-moments like that from you! 22:53,6/1/2013

Hehe ofc! I hope you'll have a decent connection by then :) 08:14, June 2, 2013 (UTC)

TC
Aren't you glad I inherited my awesome deep voice from you? =D 03:11, June 2, 2013 (UTC)

Yes, now let the Raikoben family genetics spread throughout the wiki, and take over all! =D 03:18, June 2, 2013 (UTC)

ಠ_ರೃ
What do you call a black pirate?!

''' CAPTAIN BLACK SPARROW!!!!! '''

harharaharharhar! *Rai applauds Fallen*

06:00, June 2, 2013 (UTC)

Is that sirens I hear? Better put down that chicken and run!

May SM
Hey Rai! I totally forgot it's June now! That means your magazine should be coming out now, right? I look forward to seeing what you've put together for us this month :) So how long until we can all read? :3 19:25, June 2, 2013 (UTC)

So that you can see..
Hmm. Considering for how long I have known Papa:
 * He likes Mira.
 * He is the God of the Wiki.
 * He likes ass whooping.
 * He desires for a daughter.
 * He wants everyone to be his.
 * He likes Mira.
 * He likes Mira.
 * He likes Mira.
 * He very likes Mira.
 * He likes Mira.

The heck, Papa. >_> Too much information. But oh well, I will use every information I know about you, and put them on my Choko Chronicles when I am about to reach my 5,000th edit. :3

Like what you said, I am, and will always be talkative, so that wont take long. You will soon have the Choko Chronicles soon.

But.. We maybe co-writers (Well, I was.. ( ._.) Until the talent died and left my body) but don't expect my work to be near perfect, okay? XD It would contain too much fail at grammar, so.. Yeah. But hey, I will try my best, since it would be for my Papa Jak. *3*

Don't laugh when it's already up, okay!? ಠ_ಠ

"Back"
Just some info. there is no need for a replacement chat mod. I've got a good study schedule now and i will be 100% back next Saturday. So yea, just putting that out there. That bastard God is trying way too hard to get my chat mod spot. Plans foiled again >:) -- 03:03, June 3, 2013 (UTC)

Pokemon
Whore, let me know when your pokemon get to level 50. I want to be the first one to crush you--

SM Monthly
Hey Rai! Just wanted to direct your attention to this page~. It needs the newer magazine added and needs the members to be changed as well. :) Oh and change the cute lil stick figures around if you want/can :D See ya around~ 09:59, June 3, 2013 (UTC)

Get yo sweet bootay on chat. 18:10, June 3, 2013 (UTC)

Poppy Pop!
Hello. :D

I made extravagant things today, tucked on my secret hideout. :D Some says it's good, but meh, I don't think so. >_>

No. ಠ_ಠ It's fail. Grotesque. Gross. Eyesore. Disgusting piece of work that only me appreciates. I don't want you to laugh at me. I don't want others to see my mistake. So, no. Of all of the people here, I can't afford to show it to my father.

Even so. And besides, there's nothing you can see in there.. And there is something that belongs to you that is in there, so, double no. D:

Although if you can find it, then it's fine. :D Teehee. Oh. Okay. Be sure to return, okay? :D

You should've sent me a smiley instead, since I don't like "okay" as a reply, but meh, I will let you off the hook for this time.. >_> Have fun! :D

RS
Yay thank you! btw can I be Imitatia? :D second choice is Cubellios. 21:55, June 3, 2013 (UTC)

Okay sounds good :) but if you ever decide to add a 9th (idk how) then add Imitatia. ME. 22:00, June 3, 2013 (UTC)

You.
Where are you nao? D:

Yay! \(^_^ )/ Papa, go check Papa Reli's talk page on my wiki. My works are there. :>

Sorry for using yours without telling it to you first. >_>

I am just watching an anime that I downloaded, so.. No. Why? D:

Oh. Okay. Just give me instructions. :D

7, huh..? >_> Well, just message me. I am always here, so I would be able to receive your message.

Very well. I shall await your message.

Pa, can I message something about this? Considering how it looks like. And as far as I remember, when I made mine, I asked this person's consent. Now, as far as I remember, I wasn't asked. So.. Am I?

Great way to ruin my happy mood. ( .___.)

No worries. I wont give in on to my annoyance.

Done, Papa. If you find my message rude, then you have the liberty to block me or what. I said what I need to say.

Huh..? I am not going to sleep.. I still have to help you, in case you forgot.. >_>

Oh. I thought your message started on the ">_>", and above it was Red-chan's message. I see. Anyway, stop being like that, we still have work to do, you know? :D I'm very excited to work with you, so.. Yeah. Ah, very well. Good night, Papa. *hugs*

I would like to ask if we can make 2 poles on the site 1)Do people who watch the anime like the regular animation or the animation in the movie? 2)Do you think Hiro Mashima should switch animation companies for a better animation in the series and get more detail or stay with A-1 and have what we have seen so far?

The main reason I would like these polls is because I have recently read that A-1 pictures is not a very popular animation company and make very unpopular anime I figured a poll would show the popularity of the series and animation. --Jiro Fenikkusu (talk) 19:52, June 5, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Work
So basically, my work consists of renaming the "romaji" into "rōmaji" in the templates and removing the italics in the articles? Am I getting this right?

Sorry Pop, I just woke up. :(

Okay. So if ever I got the thing right, here's the thing: when you go on edit mode on the articles you have given, it doesn't have the italics symbol anymore, but it is on the template itself. Now, I cannot do anything, since the template for the extra characters / things are locked.

If possible, I would also like to take on the spell template and spell pages. Because it is clearly stated in here that is is written in romanji, whereas it should be rōmaji. :D

I so understand what you mean:
 * it's just a simple change of "romanji" / "romaji" to "rōmaji"
 * Removing the italics on the articles and the template itself

Right? And about the spell pages, sure. :3 So.. Can you unlock the extra characters template page now? D:

Done with the locations. :D

SORRY! Sorry, big time! I was caught up with what I am doing earlier, and I totally forgot to change the romaji! :( Just let me finish what I am doing, and you can block me for 1 month or whatever will fit the situation! Sorry, sorry! :( I know sorry wont cut it, but.. :(

I also did the one you tagged me. Now.. For my punishment.. :|

What time? So that I can go back in here. I want to sleep for a bit. ^_^; Sorry again, Papa.. ( ._.)

So I'll be back at 11:00AM here in our place. Very well.. Again, sorry. ( ._.)

Pop? ( ._.)

More Stuff
Hey, Jakuho.

Firstly, I suggest permitting emails from other users. I was going to email you something when I noticed you chose not to receive emails. I'm not sure why and I doubt it's because you've gotten multiple unnecessary/unneeded/weird ones from users in the past on Wikia.

Secondly, are you reading either Beelzebub or Toriko yet? Since another certain user is being stubborn about not reading Beelzebub unless I do something for him then, 'figured might as well see how you're doing on it. I presume you're out of school already since you repeated senior year starting in August. :P

I'll keep a mental note of that.

And which are you referring to? You being forced to repeat another year of high school instead of going to a college/career? Me does not understand. :P And good. I expect you to be at least 100 chapters into one of the series and 50 on the other by the Monday after. If not... it will be disappointing.

Poor Jakuho. You should have just begged your teachers, your principals, the city office, the district/country, perhaps even the state just to let you complete the hours only. An entire repeat of a year is... disheartening.

You might be a little bored somewhat while reading the first 30 chapters of Beelzebub and/or Toriko (according to what other stubborn users keep complaining to me about) but after you get in deeper in either series, then you should definitely at the very least be interested in them. As a matter of fact, both series are getting real serious recently. :D

No one else that you know came up with the idea though? If not, that'd be a little odd. I would expect at least one person to suggest addressing the issue to the school district/country or something along those lines.

And I'm leaning a lot towards the "no" side on both. Both series have pretty decent anime adaptions, quality-wise. Toriko has that issue most Studio Pierret animes have where some scenes have really poor animation, especially from a more distanced angle. Plus, some of the lines can look pretty unusual; kind of like how when you look at lineart from DA, there's some parts where the line is bigger but others are thinner. Beelzebub's animation is relatively good overall. A main reason why I'd go more for "no" regarding both series is the rather unbearable anime-only content at times; Beelzebub has a lot of these comedic fillers, which is somewhat understandable given how it's the manga is an action-comedy series, but they're all just pretty crappy. A lot happens pretty early on like from the mid 10 episodes, I believe. You should be able to tell if the content is really anime-exclusive since the comedic moments are really pressed forward; at least for me. Toriko is more "true" to the manga overall but the anime... has... Tina. And Tina is a shitty MAIN character in the anime who just has to create a lot of these problems in the genuine storyline. All of this happens within 30 episodes of both animes, btw. So, I suppose you can sum up from my little rant is that you should read the manga first. :P

Italics Party~!
Hey Rai :) Don't forget to fix the italics in the Spells template :D the video game spells' romaji isnt italicized :P 09:15, June 6, 2013 (UTC)

Sleep
It's okay, Papa. :D I just woke up, btw.. >_>

Very well. Give me instructions.

PS: It feels lonely not seeing him turn up even once in a while. I saw his name on the recent wiki activity, but he never left me a message. ( ._.) Good thing that this man is around. ( .___.)/

I see. Then I will wait for your instructions, and make sure that this time, I wont mess-up like yesterday.. >_>

And.. I see.. >_> He should've told me at least.. >_>

Guess I will eat my breakfast for a while.. I'll be back on a jiffy, Papa Jak.

Backsies ~

Done. :D Ha, I am way faster than you! >:3

Ganbatte, Papa. I'll be waiting for you. :D

Promised edit
I am near my 5,000th edit, so.. Yeah. (/ ._.)/

50,000TH!? *Q* *Q* *Q* *Q* *Q* OMG. Pop, to be honest, that made me shed a tear. XD I feel honored.. Thanks, Papa..

Damn you for making me cry! D:< *covers mouth* Eh.. Eh.. Sorry! T^T It's just.. Just.. Uh.. >_> *walks away*

Ah well, even though I am here to remind you, but do your part: never, ever forget that your 50,000th is already mine, okay? :D

Mean Papa! T^T

A few things...
07:53, June 7, 2013 (UTC)
 * 1) You're black
 * 2) You're very black
 * 3) You're super black
 * 4) You're too black
 * 5) You must TC with me
 * 6) And get dafuq on Skype! >:T
 * 7) I want my VCR back
 * 8) And TS has died, lemme pick up dat slack

NANANANA RACIST!!!!!!!
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

-:DDDDDDDDD No offence intended whore 08:07, June 7, 2013 (UTC)

Purple
*cries because my link isn't purple anymore*

Oh, and hi :3 12:49, June 7, 2013 (UTC)

Ugh but you promised >.<

Haha, kidding. It's cool ^^ Well, crazy life. Lost the old house, moved in with grandparents I don't like, boyfriend broke up with me but we stayed friends, my mother finally got the health treatment she needed, I still have heart problems, chopped off most of my hair, finished junior year with honors, starting senior year, currently applying for universities, almost got bitten by a dog, actually got bitten by a dog, joined the Fire Emblem fandom, started a blog, almost fell victim to criminal assholes who lurk the streets at night while YOLO-ing with my friends. Yeah, I think life has been fine. You guys seem great here, too :3

Blargagh all your Pokemon signatures are making me so much more excited for Pokemon X and Y!!! 01:43, June 8, 2013 (UTC)

Just visiting... I don't think I'll be useful around here with the anime on hiatus. Maybe I'll actually go back to editing when/if the anime's back, that is, if the ASG is short on members :P I can't decide either... so I'm pirating both of them fufufu (well, hopefully my emulator can run it fine) 05:25, June 8, 2013 (UTC)

Don't be mad. :D
Be happy, Papa! :D

Papa.. I need a hug. Can I have one? ( ._.)

Contact me once your back. I just want to talk to you of something. ( ._.)

Hello. ( ._.) o/

Header
Yo whore. Go fix this and put my credits there >_> Quick. I've said quick. You don't know what quick means? It means immediately. Now go. Are you done with it yet? No? Then go fix it!!! 21:42,6/7/2013

Thanks! 21:52,6/7/2013

Re:Birthday
Thank you Whore-chan! 19:53, June 8, 2013 (UTC)

Daily Nunu mail ~
Here. :)

Late reply FTW. (/ ._.)/

Affiliation
Hi there, I'm head admin over at the Onepunch Man Wiki and I was wondering if you would like to be affiliated with us :) I've been following Fairy Tail since forever and it's definitely one of my favorite series' and it would be amazing to be affiliated :p Let me know what you think here or over at OPM! Deveros (talk) 05:17, June 9, 2013 (UTC)

*scans your talkpage*
http://i979.photobucket.com/albums/ae272/devenlane66/MACROS/nnpd29-1.gif

10:59, June 9, 2013 (UTC)

Minty
Your daughter Mintaro would like some of your fried chicken, waffles and watermelon, please share some with her--

Also, your son is being disobedient. He earned this because he refuses to show a picture of himself--

I haz
found u :3 05:42, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

Calm your raging bulbasaur down
You! you have to change my status as S-Class to Guide Ace yourself :) I'm not going to do it myself because that would be weird and you promised. I kinda miss doing jobs and aiming for MotM but I'm pretty much doing the Guild Master's job... which I don't mind doing but still, ya know? I can't do jobs that I add myself and give myself points for them.. so I've been high and dry for 6 months ._. So yeah. spice it up for me and I'll handle your raging bulbasaur 3 fold. 11:18, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

It's your signature : You have 3 little raging bulbadaurs 18:03, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Whore!!!
IamJakuhoRaikoben, is this a threat? ಠ_ಠ And I was just joking, you know we lovez you...to a certain extent. ಠ_ಠ 17:36, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

Likewise. Ohhh, why did you remove your email address from the wiki? >:) 17:53, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

Nothing. Nothing at all. Have fun with that new thing you are doing for us, papa. :) 18:03, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

Remember that blog you made saying that you will make something for us? Chapter review, remember? ( ._.) 18:13, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

18:21, June 10, 2013 (UTC)
 * Ew, hell no. >_>
 * 1) Can't wait! :)
 * 2) See ya, gotta go do some stuff before going to mah award ceremony.

Mail ~
Mail ~ Hello ~

We haven't talked for a long time, Pop.

Us. We both have faults. >:3

I missed you, you know?

Well.. Nunu being sleepy lately is a issue I cannot control. But you should know that I am worried that I am unable to do my "responsibility", the daily Mail. DX

So, how're you? Anything new?

I always wanted to try eating food of other nationalities. :/ I may be able to taste Japanese food, but they're not authentic. >_>

Eh. But authentic food is always much better. >_> Ah well, I can taste them in the future. Teehee.

Pop, I am near on my 5,000th edit. Sooner or later, you would receive my CC. >_>

Hopefully, my knack on making things such as those is still with me. >_>

Whoa. >_> Ah well, take care, Pop. :D See you ~

Cat & Nav
Hello~!

Would it be cool to make the following category and navagation: 20:23, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 * Future Character: We already have three characters that can use this category. I think it would be niceto.
 * A navagation for the future characters. A page without navagation looks weird imo. >_>

Couple things
Hey papa, I have a couple things I'd like to ask you as well. Thanks for listening. =D 22:19, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 * Much like the future characters having a number of 3, the Dual-Element Dragon Modes are also 3. Like Mega said, a page without Navigation looks weird, so I was wondering if I could make a nav for the Dragon Modes, as they aren't Melee Combat abilities, but something unique, and there is no toggling option despite them being related.
 * Nick brings up an interesting point: should we change hair color to fur color for Exceeds? Nichiya and only a few others are the exception to this; the vast majority of Exceeds don't have any hair besides their natural fur.

anouncement
werent you supposed to make some big announcement, when is that happening or have you already made it and if so then what was it?-- 02:12, June 12, 2013 (UTC)

Choko Chronicles VI
On a perfect sunny day, Choko quietly sneaks in inside the Wiki.

Choko: Ah, what a very fine day, it is. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904040558/messaging/images/a/ac/Emoticon_laughing.png Now, I wonder what should I do in here? *searches around* Gah. There's nothing I see that I can do. The fight list section is already okay, the vandals aren't happening lately and I no one asks me to do something, so, yeah.. Fuck my life. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904041913/messaging/images/a/a2/Emoticon_unamused.png Guess I'll go home for now.. * At the place where the Raikobens reside* Choko: Paaa ~ I am hooomeee ~ *No one answers* Paaa ~ I am hooomeee ~ *Still, no one answers The fuck? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904035827/messaging/images/7/79/Emoticon_angry.png Why the hell no one is here to open the door for me? That man has too many sons, yet, no one is even welcoming me? Even a simple Hey fucker, I haven't noticed your fucking presence! would do! *opens the door* I wonder where that stupid Papa went!? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904035827/messaging/images/7/79/Emoticon_angry.png *climbs upstairs* Gaaah! I would give him a good nagging once he's back.. I don't deserve to be left alone in here.. Yeah, I don't deserve to be- *Hears a sound* Sound: No.. No.. Ugh. Choko: Holy fuck. Wha-wha-wha- what the.. Sound: Ugh.. Oh shit.. Ugh.. Choko: I think I know this sound.. This voice.. O_O *goes closer to the sound Sound: Ugh.. No.. F-F-Fuck.. N-no.. Ugh.. Choko: *mumbles in a very low voice, but in a very surprised manner* Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-p-p-p-p-p-Papa!? Wha-Wha-what the fuck is he doing!? And to top it off, he's on my room!? O_O Papa: F-Fuck it.. Ugh.. Few more.. Almost.. Choko: Few more!? Almost!? Is he.. O_O * Choko imagines* Woman: No, Rai, no! Papa: Few more.. Almost.. Woman: Kyaaaaa ~ Choko: Something along those lines..!? O_O Or maybe.. Woman: *insert typical over fan girling imagination over the person they like* Kyaaa ~ Rai, let us dominate the world together, and I will give you 20 or 30 babies ~ http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904035828/messaging/images/e/e2/Emoticon_blush.png Papa: *insert a very poetic male voice in here* Ah! Yes, yes, we will, me love, we will! Woman: Kyaaaaa ~ Oh, Rai! Aaaah ~ http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904035828/messaging/images/e/e2/Emoticon_blush.png Papa: Oh, you woman.. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904035828/messaging/images/e/e2/Emoticon_blush.png Choko: Something like that!? Or maybe.. Papa: O' yo' hot momma, I wanna put yo' body on mine and bring yo' home to me momma! *whoops* *whoops again* Yo' want some more of this, huh? Woman: You.. Ah...! Stop.. No.. More..! Kyaaaa ~ http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904035828/messaging/images/e/e2/Emoticon_blush.png Choko: *speaks while his nose bleeds* Holy mother of all of the Raikobens.. O_O Whatever the fuck Papa is doing inside my room needs to be stopped! Yes! It must be stopped! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904035827/messaging/images/7/79/Emoticon_angry.png * Choko barges in* Choko: *Speaking while his eyes are closed and his clothes full of blood* P-p-p-papa! W-w-w-w-whatever you're doing n-n-needs t-t-t-t-t-to b-b-be s-s-sto-stopped! That's b-b-b-bad and you sh-should.. Papa: Ah, finally! My finger's free from this stupid ring! http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904040558/messaging/images/a/ac/Emoticon_laughing.png Oh, hi, Nunu! Choko: Eh..? What're you saying..? Ring..? http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904035828/messaging/images/c/cd/Emoticon_confused.png Papa: Yes. I tried this good looking ring of yours, but it got stuck, so I had a hard time removing it.. But now, I managed to remove it! Choko: Eh..? http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904035828/messaging/images/c/cd/Emoticon_confused.png So.. That means.. There's no..? Papa: There's no what..? What're you talking about..? http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904040557/messaging/images/b/b5/Emoticon_indifferent.png Choko: *smiles awkwardly* Ah.. Ah.. Nothing.. ^___^; Haha.. Hahahaha.. Hahaha.. Hahahahaha.. ( ._.) *walks away* Papa: *Looks around* Okay, he's gone.. *Locks the door* Woman! Come out! Woman: Shall we continue, Rai..? http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904035828/messaging/images/e/e2/Emoticon_blush.png Papa: Isn't that obvious..? Woman: Oh, Rai.. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904035828/messaging/images/e/e2/Emoticon_blush.png Papa: You too.. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904035828/messaging/images/e/e2/Emoticon_blush.png Give me more! Woman: But, don't you have all of the wikians on FT Wiki as your children? Papa: I don't give a fuck, give me more! ಠ_ಠ Woman: Oh yes, gladly~! Kyaaaa~! * Outside* Choko: Guess I will write Papa something. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904040558/messaging/images/a/ac/Emoticon_laughing.png Dear Papa Jak, ''This letter signifies that I successfully hit my 5,000th edit, and I will now leave it to you. Hopefully, this will remain in your archive and keep it safe. Pa, I remember our first encounter, that I asked you what's keeping you busy, and you said that you don't have a laptop. I respond back by saying that hopefully you will return soon, but I get nothing. But then you came back, I messaged you, gave me responses, and you even said that you like me, then eventually, making me your own kid, even without the consent of my original father. Pa, we may not known each other for a very long time, but so far, you've been nice to me by either living up on to your fatherly role with me, or providing me my needs. You never tuned down any of my reque- you did, actually. But oh well, still, if ever you can, you always rescue me and provide your assistance. And I thank you for that. I am going to say something more, but I don't think I can blurt it out in here, so, yeah, just lemme know when you're ready to listen with that ~ I will be a good Raikoben, so please, never, ever, ever hit me, okay? Nunu loves you, Papa ~''

PS: I still wont quit.

With love, Nunu Okay, *puts it in an envelope with Mira stamp in it* this is it. *^* Guess I'll go to Papa's room and put this one.. *Goes upstairs* *goes inside Papa's room* *puts the letter on his desk* *goes out and decides to go back on my room* *hears the strange sound again* Choko: *enters* Oh, Papa. Just how stupid are you, wearing the same ring that would stuck.. *sees* on.. you.. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, JAKUHO RAIKOBEN!? ಠ_ಠ Papa: This.. Is.. Ah.. Y-y-y-you know.. ^___^; Ah.. WAIT! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY DECENCY? KNOCK BEFORE YOU ENTER FIRST! ಠ_ಠ Choko: KNOCK, YOU SAY!? Papa, THIS IS MY ROOM! So why the fuck would I knock!? Who would I knock for, my soul!? Then my soul will answer, ''oh, welcome back, body! Where the fuck did you whore yourself? I've been waiting here for too long! Grim reaper thought that I was a lost soul!'' and something along those lines!? ಠ_ಠ Papa: How dare you talk back, you stupid son!? Choko: Says my Papa who's doing a very awkward position! *'''covers eyes.. with a one hole open'''* Papa: *smirks* Ha, then how about you closing the gap between your fingers and going out in here..? Choko: Shouldn't be me who's saying that to you..? -___-" Papa: Go away, you stupid son! I will hit you later! ಠ_ಠ Choko: Damn..! *walks away* - End - Side note: I know this message is off the humor I am aiming to achieve, but still, I tried my best, so, even if it just for a show, please try to laugh. ^___^; And.. Yeah.. This message is off humor. Bye. ( ._.)

You liked it..? :O Amazing. The entire time I was making this, I have no confidence that this would make you laugh. Ah well, thanks, Papa! :D And, for my birthday? Papa, that would be 10 months and couple of days from now. -____-" You might forget about it. D: Ah well, anything for Papa Jak ~ Teehee.

Affiliate Request
Hello .. I am the founder of the Dragons Rioting Wiki and just created it recently. It is about a new action ecchi manga series called Dragons Rioting.. I would like to one of Fairy Tail Wiki's affiliates..



Iron.Shadow.Dragon (talk) 11:56, June 12, 2013 (UTC)Iron.Shadow.Dragon

Emote Templates
Hey Jak, I wanted to ask you something about (quess what it is) templates. Could I make emote Templates, so they can be used on Userpages, Talkpages, Blogs or whatever. I already made one, just tell when I can start, cause that would be Template:Emote Awesome 21:14, June 12, 2013 Could you than atleast add some of the chat emotes to the Emote Templates pweese. Only the ones that are used often like those: o/ ;) :D (awesome) ;( :? :/ >:/ etc. That would be a big favor 19:03, June 13, 2013

Test
* Tests to see if Papa Jak is online*

It's okay, Pop. :D And sure, no worries. :D

lol no its just that I seemed to have a lot of opportunities to be hired there because I'm bilingual and because I'm already familiar with most kinds of home improvement projects. I guess I was right :P 12:48, June 13, 2013 (UTC)

Inactive
WHORE!!! I now know your pain. ;~; I won't be able to edit the wiki for a few weeks. I was originally planning to go inactive on the 22nd of this month, but my laptop decided to be a whore and malfunction. I had to send it in for repairs, and the estimated date of return is July 27th, but by that time I will be in the Caribbean spanking some hot girls and flirting a lot, playing at the beach, enjoying da sun. And, you know, everything you taught me. ಠ◡ಠ Lol, anyway, take care and I'll be back by the 8th or 9th of next month. I left this message to everyone on the LUT team:

Hello,, my awesome Lightning Update Tribe Mage. Unfortunately, I had to send in my laptop to the store yesterday night due to some malfunctioning and the constant overheating. Knowing this, the reason for me leaving this message is pretty obvious now. I won't be able to edit the wiki for a while, and, in addition, my computer will be back by the 27th of this month. However, I will go on vacation to the Caribbean on June 22nd. So my mom will have to pick it up for me and leave it in my room. I return from my vacation on the 8th of July at 1 AM, but I start work the same say so I'll probably be back by the end of the day or the start of July 9th. If I'm not back by the 8th, I'll definitely be back by the 9th.

The Lightning Update Tribe will stay the same: rules, process and the regular. When all of the jobs are completed, someone can just place hem under the "Completed Jobs" section; I'll check them when I return. Sorry to have to do this to you guys! But it's not within my control. I hope you guys have fun. Oh, and one last thing. The only thing that will not apply during this period of time is the "Overdue Jobs". But I trust you guys enough to know that you will get your jobs done in time. Wish me a safe flight! :-)

PS: I'm writing this message from the library...pretty awkward, but anything for you guys of the LUT.

I left Misk in-charge of the Image Guild. M'kay, see ya. ( .____.)/ 19:19, June 13, 2013 (UTC)

At the library, again. Sorry I couldn't wish you a happy Father's day yesterday, but I did tweet you right here: link. Hope you had a great day! :) *Looks at LUT* "I'll actually do some LUT jobs while you're gone." Looks like I'll have to get someone pregnant and make you take care of the baby! ಠ_ಠ 15:35, June 17, 2013 (UTC)

"Papa" Jak
What is the correct answer? :3 03:37, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

Good thing the only white man here is Hungry :3 15:49, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

Request
I have a very special request that I am very hoping you would oblige to. See, I found this template on Naruto Wiki. Right here. Now, unless I am mistaken, this template allows an image to be placed on the right side of an article, specifically where an infobox would be at, without having the image be placed UNDER the infobox like it normally would in Oasis/Monobook. Specifically Monobook. See? Check the third image down from the top. I recall you saying numerous times that Oasis will be superior on this wiki. Well, this template should make things much more adjustable in Monobook without having a "negative" effect in Oasis. That means there won't be a lot of active users that view in Monobook who will have to make image adjustments to suit things to their tastes, like I did some time ago. The only possible downsides to this is that the codes for this template will not work for the infobox codes here (which it shouldn't) and that making all the adjustments to articles to make use of this template will flood RC/WA, which should not really be a complaint given how a few of the users here have flooded RC/WA with specific edits (such as filename changes). So, what do you say? Create and use this template here?

Yay. That is all musical to my ears. http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/maoyu/images/7/7a/Boogie.gif

Gray
Papa, I have Gray for an LUT job. If not on a trial basis, at least until I finish my LUT job, can you unprotect his page? Thanks. 14:51, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

Love ya, papa. ^___^ 14:57, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

WARNING : I'm preparing a bitchin' poem for Father's Day. Prepare yourself. ;D

Admins
Do you think the admin list here should be turned into a template so it can be placed there as well as here and eliminate the need of going between them to mark inactivity?

Thanks, obsessive masturbator. Will you be taking care of that? Oh and

Thanks a ton!

Hey!
Guess what, something's coming up! :D

Take a guess, Pop! You should know what's coming up! ^______^

Bingo~! Teehee. :D And with that being said, I would give you a letter. And by letter, it would be a fucking, huge, letter.

But I rather not send it here.. ( ._.) Too many people would see. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904035828/messaging/images/e/e2/Emoticon_blush.png Teehee ~


 * That's true :/ -- 17:20, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
 * And my Stalker-san is back in action! *^*
 * And I'm always watching.ಠ_ಠ -- 17:24, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
 * I don't feel your presence at all. ಠ_ಠ Stalk more, Stalker-san!

That's what I am planning to do, anyway. Teehee. >:3 It would be a fucking, huge letter, so you better read through it. ಠ_ಠ

Sorry for the late response, I was doing something. D: Take care, wherever you might be going ~

Nue infobox temaple
So I know this guy who really needs some mainspace edits I heard about some template update on all the infoboxes for the sake of monobook and was wondering if I could help. 04:25, June 15, 2013 (UTC)

No. :P

Add
I was wondering why this is not in the Navibar, whore... ಠ_ಠ

Re: Happy Birthday
Awwww *huggles* Thanks Jak ^__^/ I really liked your present X3

>__> <__< And just quickly the first person to wish me happy b'day was SunbrownFi on the FTA Wiki cause she messaged me at 18 past midnight :3 Just so you know XD Hahaha

Nah, thanks for another great year ( .__.) Can't believe I still hang out with you retards XD Ah well, hoping for plenty more :)

Love 13:31, June 15, 2013 (UTC)

Re: ಠ_ಠ
It's not the 23rd of July yet.

What about it?

Really? Well, I do recall it being Father's Day tomorrow instead. I also recall a particular holiday known as Mother's Day from last month which I received no happy wishes from you or any of our Wikia children/pets/slaves. :P

You have done me NOTHING! Shame on you, Jakuho. I have more reason now not to birth you a child. :P Btw, UFC 161! Fuck yeah! ( ._.)

...Which you didn't say anything about either four months ago. :P Forgetful Jakuho. Tsk Tsk. And why is it that you tend to be on the opposite side when I show interest in something like LOTR or UFC? It's... strange. And I will take that as a compliment. :D

I will be sorely disappointed then if you do not. :P And right... haven't listened to that song in a long while. Also, what would say about women who play and like sports? :P

ultear
should i change her page to past tense now that she is dead?-- 00:02, June 16, 2013 (UTC)

woman
correction most woman who play sports a lot = disgusting. woman who play volleyball = hot.-- 01:21, June 16, 2013 (UTC)

Flipsy
So this and this just happened. I think it's about time your whore black ass finally got on chat for more than 15 minutes. 05:31, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
 * Sigh* I hate it when I teach someone stuff like this and they go and use it to try and make fun of me, Turdis is getting decent with the edit tool, but this is what really happened http://awesomescreenshot.com/0221eitu2c http://awesomescreenshot.com/0eb1eito22 --
 * * sigh* You didnt teach me anything, the javascript console did :). As for what "really" happened, you can't read those :P. Plus it doesn't disprove your testimonies Flipsy 05:45, June 16, 2013 (UTC)
 * I don't believe that God-sama will say those things, so.. Yeah. :3 I am on his side. And why is it that this picture has too much blurry parts? >:D Ohohoho ~
 * Cool story, but atleast mine are actually readable. His is gray on black. As for whose side you are on Muncy, there are obvious reasons as to why you would side with him 05:49, June 16, 2013 (UTC)

(reset indent) Look, I know both of you raging homosexuals want some alone time with your God, but my Lightning Bolt of Wrath doesn't strike men if you catch my drift. :D Plus, I'm happily married to the Queen of Bitches. >_> But because I'm a kind and loving God, I'll send you guys in the direction of someone else who'd be happy to take you up on your advances. 19:52,6/16/2013

Happy Father's Day!
 Warning : Poem filled with nonsensical bullshit written below. Proceed with caution.

To my papa,

First of all, I must say that I believe in your milky skin, unlike some other whore. Although, I know that on this fairest day, just like what others may say, we all know that you most definitely will not get laid. Don't fret though, for you have a fair maiden who will assist you in your endeavors. But don't be sad even though we all know that that will turn south as well, for you have children who may or may not love you.

So to you, my milk chocolate papa, I say: Happy Father's Day!  =P  19:47, June 16, 2013 (UTC)

I'll be waiting. You've got 6 months of preparation time. ;D Btw, it's the big 18. Don't hold back. >:D 20:07, June 16, 2013 (UTC)

Save me..
Flipsy is trying to force me into a marriage with Nucky. Save me Please Rai!!!! You can stop this.

--02:30,6/17/2013 02:30, June 17, 2013 (UTC)

were not married it wasnt official-- 02:33, June 17, 2013 (UTC)

Hi Jakuwhore. Nucky and Tristan got married tonight, they would like your blessing. Your wife has confirmed the wedding was official. Their parring name is Trucky.--

I said he was trying. Rai don't let this egotistic false god even try to do this. And he bribed your wife. --02:39,6/17/2013 02:39, June 17, 2013 (UTC)
 * O, what to do, what to do. On one hand, Flipsy's a whore, and I'd love to stop this nonsense to spite him. On the other hand, Nucky's a filthy whore, and I'd love to see him suffer. On the other hand, my wife would kill me. And on another hand, I've had no interactions with Tristan so making him suffer would be wrong. >_> So..... with all this being said. I'm just going to slowly walk away and pretend I never saw these messages. Sorry Tristan. ( ._.) P.S. Trucky is a cute name. Maybe you two should consider staying married? :D 03:04,6/17/2013

Check TS talkpage before you go inactive, I want this new process wrapped up before only Red and I are active. 02:39, June 17, 2013 (UTC)

Aw crap. I'll just take the celtic approach torwards marriage then. 03:43,6/17/2013 03:43, June 17, 2013 (UTC)

@rai how am i a filthy whore? besides there is no point in getting a divorce cause the marriage wasnt legal and it didnt happen-- 18:10, June 17, 2013 (UTC)

Next job 01:34, June 21, 2013 (UTC)

Marriage
I got officially married to Jade today by Toshi. Flipsy did not get his way in the end I bet you will enjoy that. Could you please give us a mention or something in the next Sorcerer Magazine. (In all honesty, I have no clue whether you do that for everyone or not. I just remember you doing it for Mega.) If you can't then so be it. Also the relationships name is: Trainbow. Now I have to go as I plan on taking my new waifu to see a Broway Broadway Musical called Wicked.

Also I pwned Flipsy in a Pokemon Battle today (albeit I did you use a cheap and OP team).

Thought you would get a kick out of that one to.

Now I really must go, there's 8'oclock curtain I have to make.

23:03,6/21/2013 23:03, June 21, 2013 (UTC)

Just gonna drop this here--

^ I'd love to have that awesomely made badge on my profile ~

Guess I might as well say this now: Flipsy, Choko:

http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag119/TristanTsunami/gofuckyourselfeddstyle_zpsabd6d0ce.jpg

Also this is the real badge, thanks Rauli. ^_^ I'll just drop this here. I must now go back to my Broway Musical.

23:20,6/21/2013 23:20, June 21, 2013 (UTC)

* Fornicates myself with a stick* Yay! I now did it~! But I'd still support Trucky ~ And that would be on my profile soon ~

^

My waifu would just get an abosulte kick out of that. Although she has said she Iron sticks rusty. I won't condem Choko after that.

23:39,6/21/2013 23:39, June 21, 2013 (UTC)

Well, I'd survive, be it rusty or hot iron stick, and no matter what it would be, since I am Rai's son. :) But there's no stopping me on the Trucky badge! *^*

why have a badge for something that doesnt exist and never has?-- 01:16, June 22, 2013 (UTC)

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