User blog:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Chapter 270: In a Night of Falling Stars, Review.

Missed You
thumb|250px|I’ve missed you all Okay, first and foremost, I'm going to get a few "missed you"'s out of the way.

I missed the random messages that DaRinor leaves me, I missed hearing Opossum-san talking about molesting poor little Wendy, I missed reading -jay's ramblings on her userpage, I missed watching Reli try over and over again (although his efforts were quite in vain) to outdo me, I miss getting my heart broken by Chaos whenever he told me that a name, like Team Natsu, was unofficial, I miss the high quality pics that Ish provides for us all, I miss giving people, like our elusive friend B j or our no where near elusive friend Garyness, retarded nicknames like Bojangles and Nessie just to screw with them, I miss arguing with Zicoihno about something that we both know we'll never agree on, I miss thinking of ways to kill Herme for rushing me when I'm giving nicknames, I miss seeing Otabear being sexually harassed by our sick little Opossum-san (okay, well I don't really miss this the sexually harrassing, though I did miss Otabear), I miss trying desperately to think of a more humiliating name for Ncf, I miss seeing Hungry threaten to rape someone, I miss running away from Hungry because of those rape threats....... whew, I think I'm done. If I missed anyone (pun soooooo intended) then I'm sorry.

I'm back!!!
Hello everyone!! I am so ecstatic (really happy) to be back! I’ve been gone for nearly three weeks, maybe more? I lost count. We have to pay a fee at the school I attend to have internet in our dorm rooms and my parents weren’t paying it for me this month because they didn’t have the money. I have my own job so I would have been fine paying it, however I was told at the last minute, and I had already spent most of my paycheck, so, I had to wait until they had the money to pay it again….which took forever. But that’s beside the point. I’m going to go ahead and give a very quick review of all the chapters I didn’t get a chance to review, and then I’ll get into this week’s chapter. But before that, I need you guys’ opinions. Those of you who saw the early, early, earliest revisions of my userpage, do you remember how I said I was slim and slightly muscular? And that I was working on it? Well, I am proud to announce that after nearly a year’s worth of hard work/dedication and weight lifting. I have finally reached my goal!! I can finally get a tattoo, though there’s one issue. Now that I have spent all that time working to get muscular so that I could get a tattoo….I don’t want one. Mainly because I don’t know what to get and plus tattoos are permanent and I don’t want to have anything on my arm that I’ll regret. That’s where you guys come in! I need suggestions on what kind of tattoo I should get or if I should get one at all.

Chapter 267-269 Speedy Reviews
Chapter 267 was quite uneventful. It was really just introductions to all of the guild’s that made it. I seem to recall in one of my previous reviews saying that there was a reason that Mirajane didn’t show up with Lisanna and Elfman, and I also seem to remember a certain naysayer saying that Mirajane not showing up was just coincidental and that she would do nothing this arc. Maybe it was just my imagination. Mavis showed up. Which is quite interesting, although she no one but those branded with the guild’s symbol can see her. Chapter 268, from what I remember, although I admit that I don’t remember much about these chapters, was AWESOME!!! The chapter itself was really only average, but Mirajane and Laxus showed up and they both looked quite bad-ass might I add. Mirajane’s new dress was a pleasant, and hopefully permanent surprise. I’m tired of her frilly maroon one. Laxus chose a tight-fighting shirt that kinda reminds me of the terminator for some reason. I don’t like how Gajeel’s all front and center like he’s the strongest though…. Finally Chapter 269, was kinda boring. Gray bores me to tears so I was extremely sad when he stepped up to participate in “Hidden” although Hidden does seem like quite the boring event so hopefully everyone else’s events are good. Speedy Reviews over.

Chapter 270
This chapter was pretty good. For some reason, despite the fact that I don't like Gray, I have sympathy for him. It sucks to see him getting beat so badly, though I like the thought of Team Natsu doing badly, even if it's only for a little while. As long as Mashima has Erza, Mirajane, and Laxus do good then I'm fine. Flare Corona seems like someone I'd have on my favorite characters list. She's so.....creepy, and for some reason, I like that. I'm going to be lookin' out for her in the next few chapters.