Template:Technical Updates/October 2014



Wassup sluts? ( .___.)/

Okay, first off I'd like to say that our discussions are finally getting somewhere. Thanks for caring (even if just a little). I really appreciate it.

Anyway, next on the agenda is to congratulate Fi for getting the answer to my puzzle right, however I'd like to throw out a special mention to Fleet for being the first to get it right on the initial guess. He was, however, several minutes behind Fi in answering, but I thought that he at least deserved some recognition for the fact.

So, in an attempt to get you slags to actually read this article and maybe sort of actually give it a glance-over or try, you now have the ability to choose one of three possible prizes for being the first to solve this puzzle.

1. Chat Moderator rights for 4 hours : Yes, that's right. You'll get chat moderator rights for approximately four hours. It's pretty straightforward, to be honest. You contact me, either via chat PM, skype (if you have it) or by talk page, and I'll get in contact with one of the admins to promote you to chat moderator. Don't be a douchebag when you get the rights though. Yes, a high level of abuse is expected, but only in the form of kicking. Refrain from banning for fun if you can. If anything happens in the future, responsible use of these rights could benefit you in the end.

2. De-mod any Chat Moderator of your choosing for 1 hour : Again, straightforward. Try to de-mod only if there is another moderator on to supplement, though. If a troll comes on and a mod has no rights, we're fucked and it's your fault.

3. Ban any user of your choice from chat for 1 hour : Okay, you can do this if you want. Admins obviously excluded. Chat Moderators are included, but again, it's the same as de-modding someone. Refrain from it if you can unless there's another mod around, otherwise if something bad happens, it's all your fault. :D If it's a regular user you want to ban, just tell a moderator and he/she'll take care of it. If it's a moderator you want gone for an hour, contact me in private and I'll tell an administrator (probably Rai or Reli since they're the easiest to get a hold of).

For these prizes, upon being told that you are the winner, you have until the penultimate day of the month to claim your prize. At 00:00 (UTC) on the last day of the month, your prize will be forfeited if you did not make your claim, and there are no refunds, substitutions or rollovers. Sorry. ;) Also, if you're an administrator, you're exempt from these prizes because you can obviously do whatever in the blue fuck you want. ( .____.)

So, with all that cleared up and out of the way. Let's get on to the puzzle! I will supply you with a haiku, so let's hope you know what in the blazes those are. ^_^

A group well renowned Their power, it knows no bounds Their souls don't waver And their strength yields no failure

Good luck!