User blog comment:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Chapter 483: The Seven Stars, Review./@comment-4449950-20160427092444

Okay... finally have a few seconds to type up my thoughts, which I almost can't be stuffed doing because this chapter was so damn bad >__> Oh well, bads first because I can't even think of many goods...


 * Gray's speech. I... don't even know what it was about because I skimmed it every time I read the chapter. I couldn't give less fucks about Gray rambling on about some shit that ultimately means nothing because they are fighting a freakin' projection that isn't real ( -__-)
 * Legit reaction time: "Oh look, Carla's come to get Wendy. Good... at least someone is retreating due to their injuries. Wish everyone was, but whatever, I'll take just Wendy... Oh... wait..."
 * All.those.damn.one-shots. Like... fuck me, I can't even be stuffed typing out how stupid and wasteful all of these pages were. Like, what the fuck ever Mashima. I just can't ( -__-) Don't even get me started on Laxus there... because I am so done.
 * ... that being said at least Meredy's attack sort of made sense .-.
 * FINALLY!! Back to Jellal! What I have been waiting for... a chance for Jellal to kick haters up the ass, get a cool battle and really show how far he's come over the time skips :3

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Legit?? Mashima, you hype these Spriggan up, get Jellal pissed past return, start the chapter with him clearing the sky with his rage, vowing to commit one last sin (no small words for Jellal) and get everything prepared for Jellal to just FUCKING CAST ONE SPELL WITHOUT TAKING ONE STEP THAT WE'VE SEEN 50 TIMES OVER THAT JUST BLASTS THE APPARENTLY SUPER-STRONG ENEMY AWAY?? Omg... I... Again, I just can't. No words to describe this crap. I waited and waited and waited. I waited and hoped that we'd get something awesome. Get the fight Jellal deserves. Alas, he basically does as much as the injured others facing the Historia. Totally boring, totally underwhelming, and such a waste of a great character. I don't even know why I bothered to get excited for this. Why the fuck do I bother nowadays?? >__>
 * Laxus smirking like he achieved something. Fuck off Laxus!
 * Natsu wanting to fight August?? How about NO.
 * Eileen is a Spriggan. Oh boy, yay *sarcasm detected* yet another bad guy family relation no doubt. Gotta drag them in left right and centre. Not good enough to have Zeref related to Natsu, so we gotta have Lucy and Brandish. But guess that ain't close enough so now Erza and Eileen. Might as well put money on Invel being Gray's illegitimate brother from Mika's affair with Mirajane's father, who is actually Gildarts .-. Ngl, Eileen's design is pre cool though (that A+ Mashima art)
 * Screw this chapter. Seriously.

However, in this crap there were two good things:
 * The cover. Very pretty~
 * Kagura taking out fake!Simon. Thank fucking God Kagura was actually useful for once. You see Kagura!? You see what you can do when you aren't being A STUPID IDIOT!!?? \( o__o)/

I'm done >__>