User blog:An00bis22/~The FST Show ep2~

Hello guys and welcome to FUNNY STORY TIME SHOW

Because Tv Tokyo abandon us, we had to unite with the Americans to continue.....F**k it now we have to do a Talk-Show...and we don't even have money to animate it >.<"

And now our guest....Happy

Happy:Damn my back hurts....i had to sleep outside, cuz apparently, cats sleep outside T.T

Crowd:///Mute\\\

Happy:Haha...that remote was the best investment ever XD

Happy:Our invitate today is Natsu....

Natsu:Yo guys...haha Gray im on tv :P

The Boss:A phone for Happy, put it on speaker...

Gray:F**k you Natsu...

Happy:Stupid kids stop making prank calls >.<"

Natsu:In what language was that person talking???

Happy:Any'hore...Natsu my first question is about the battle with Sting...

Natsu:Pffff...i had to improvise that battle, so that it will take more time..

Happy:But why....and improvise what the Hell are you a Mime?

Natsu:Shut up...that's classified information..

Happy:OK....Natsu i saw that in the battle, Sting put a sigil or some white Sh*t on you...more like on your abs,how did you burn it??

Natsu:Well when i was in the market i got myself a pair of hot abs..with some unique plot ability..

Happy:Like....

Natsu:Well..*pulls a piece of paper and start to read*...Plot Abs..Do not wash them with white clothes...and the plot ability:

1Can cook food like eggs or soup,you can grill fish......

2Can reflect light...WARNING don't use them as a beacon...

3Makes your character look like a douchebag...

Happy:Well the douchebag part i know..but reflecting light i don't believe that..

Natsu:*gets his shirt off*

Happy:Aaaaaaa....my eyes are burning stop the F**king lights....

>>>>Sorry for the inconvenience FST show will be back<<<<

Happy:X.X ok we're back again.....Natsu you moron now i can't see...

Natsu:Never but Never doubt the "abs"...

Natsu:Ou and what is with this remote???

Happy:Nooooooo........don't touch it..

Natsu:Ups too late...XD

Crowd:O Happy...come here you bastard...>__>/

Happy:T.T this was the end of the FST Show and of my life....stay toon for next brand new episode of " Douchey-Doo! "

Douchey-Doo! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHe_dISbIS0