User blog comment:CNBA3/Neinhart = Simon Theory?/@comment-1776824-20160210212051

There is no way in hell it is Simon. People are just reaching for any sort of nonsensical gibberish that they can dig from the deepest trenches of the most retarded fields of the internet/their minds/wherever they cocked this story up. They are trying to validate Erza and Kagura fighting together beyond the fact that they are friends who respect each other, and match each other's fighting styles almost perfectly. They are also just too impatient for Jellal to show up again, so let's have one of the retrospectively weakest mages in the Fairy Tail series be reborn again as someone who compete with the dick wrecker God Serena, right? No. >:C Nobody can be brand new. It always has to be someone old. God, it gets annoying.

Btw, I'm not directing this at you CNBA3, because you clearly think Neinhart being Simon is queer as all get-out. I'm just raging at the idiocy in general.