User blog comment:Relikz/Sorcerer Magazine, Issue 9: September 2012/@comment-5268982-20121002082015

I think I'll try too.
 * I am FairyRaven.
 * People here call me Raven.
 * Ravens are black.
 * Batman is black.
 * Batman's enemy is the Joker.
 * Joker is paranoid.
 * Many villains are paranoid.
 * Zancrow was a paranoid villain.
 * Zancrow is blonde.
 * Lucy is blonde.
 * Thus Flare Corona calls Lucy "blondie.
 * Flare is a member of Raven Tail.
 * Raven Tail is a guild.
 * Fairy Tail is a guild.
 * Fairy Tail is a manga.
 * Guilds are mangas.