User blog comment:Imhungry4444/Fairy Tail Wikia Podcast 10/19/13/@comment-1393830-20131019210257

"Which user deserves to be sexually tortured and why?"

Well, it can't be Hungry, as he would enjoy it, obviously defeating the point. I mean, this is a dude who is not afraid to have his dick torn off and stapled to his head. It can't be Ultra, as he is a virgin and we don't want to scar him for life.

So that leaves me with two users in my mind. Umnei and Nucky. Umnei could possibly learn to stop sexually harassing every man on chat if he suddenly became scared of sex and sexual acts. Then there is Nucky and Nucky.... well it would just be hilarious because Nucky is annoying.