User blog:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Chapter 329: Seven Dragons, Review.

Sorry for the late review you guys. I didn't log on to the wiki yesterday because I had a lot of work to do and I didn't want to be distracted, and of course, the one day I decide to take off would be the day a chapter is released and our Sorcerer Magazine is supposed to be published (It'll be a little late guys). Sigh. Anyhow, onward to the chapter. Since this is the first chapter review I'm writing on my new laptop and since it has been a long time wish of our newest Administrator,, that I put some effort into my reviews, I will actually make this one review a decent length. Don't get used to it whores. ಠ_ಠ

This chapter was okay, nothing to write home about. To start off that chapter cover was awesome. Mirajane was awesome, Laxus' mohawk was awesome, Lisanna was.....Lisanna. The awesomeness continues when Natsu and Future Rogue clash. Emphasis on Future Rogue. That dude's pretty damn epic. (Not as epic as Mira or Doranbolt, but that's a given...) Natsu, on the other hand, was pretty much the exact opposite of epic. He defeated a Dragon which had to be one of the biggest displays of bullshit plot armor I've ever seen, but I'll let it slide. I'll just assume that he was fighting a very weak Dragon. >_> Erza and the others, however, don't seem to have Natsu's luck. Their Dragon, the Ghost Rider-esque one, was kicking ass and taking names - like a Dragon should. Elsewhere, the Pincher-Face Dragon was kicking some Sabertooth ass which I admit I was glad to see. I was even gladder to see that Sting and Rogue, like I predicted, were full of shit! Those two weak ass whores didn't kill any Dragons with their own strength - their Dragons were just old as fuck and were committing assisted suicide!! How lame, and hilarious, is that?! I promise you I laughed so hard when I read that.

After that hilarious flashback, the focus is shifted back to Natsu and Future Rogue. Future Rogue starts rambling on about how the Dragons that take over aren't coming from the gate, (No shit sherlock!) and that the ruler would be Acnologia. And then he says his goal is to stop Acnologia and become King of Dragons, and I completely lose interest in him. I don't know why, but power-hungry villains who want to rule the world bore me. Got enough of that nonsense with Aizen. Natsu defeats Rogue's Dragon (see annoyed rant above) and rambles on about how there are seven Dragon Slayers and seven Dragons and how they can defeat them and all that crap. Personally, I'm not opposed to the idea of the Dragon Slayers beating the Dragons (with a lot of help, of course). Maybe all Dragons aren't as freakishly strong as Acnologia. He is the King of Dragons and all. O, and before I forget, the best part of this chapter - Doranbolt appeared!!!!! And the second best part of this chapter - COBRA REAPPEARED!!! I don't really care for Cobra, but I love a blast from the past so I was pretty excited when he showed up. But WOW, does that dude have terrible taste in clothing.... just sayin'.