User blog comment:Water Dragon Slayer/DREAM BATTLE CHRONICLES: SIXTH MATCH!/@comment-10956583-20130821193103

Somewhere in the forest,2 half-men (the other one's a homo) are doing their weekly sparring match

Bickslow: This is it, are you ready, Freed?

Freed: You know I am.

But a huge explosion interrupts the match and they haven't even started yet.

Freed: Who was tha-

Freed suddenly lunged on Bickslow.

Bickslow: What the fuck!

Bickslow quickly threw Freed, hitting his head on a tree.

Bickslow: That should keep him out for a while.

The smoke finally clears, and slowly, a silhouette of a woman appears

Mary Hughes: Finally, he shut up.

Bickslow: Who are you?

Mary Hughes: I am Mary Hughes from the Legion Corps

Bickslow: Obviously.

Mary Hughes: How can you say that?

Bickslow: Well, I can see your name before your dialogue. And Reli (he's cool) already mentioned you being in the Legion something.

Mary Hughes: I have no idea what your talking about. >_>. Anyway, shall we begin?

Bickslow: Just so you know, I won't hold back.

Bickslow releases his dolls

Mary Hughes: Hah! What a pitiful move.

Bickslow sends his dolls after Mary Hughes

Bickslow: Attack, my babies.

A flurry of lasers are fired at Mary Hughes, but then she, out of reflex, she evades

Mary Hughes: Well, well. What do we have here?

Bickslow: >_>

Mary Hughes controls Freed and uses Dark Ėcriture:Reflect

Bickslow: Oh shit!

Bickslow dodges the lasers, but one grazed his leg

Bickslow: Grrrrrr....

Mary Hughes: Are you having fun, cause I sure am. Hahahahaha!

Bickslow sent out a doll behind Mary Hughes

Bickslow: Fire.

A laser hits Mary Hughes' thigh, creating a hole

Mary Hughes: Ugh. Enough of this!

Mary Hughes separates Freed's Dark Écriture: Darkness out of his body

Bickslow: You bitch!

Mary Hughes: It looks like I struck a nerve.

Bickslow: Line Formation!!

The dolls aim at Mary Hughes

Bickslow: Destroy.

The lasers seemingly hit Mary Hughes, but actually, only hit her waist and right shoulder

Mary Hughes: *coughs out blood* So..close...

In one move, Mary Hughes absorbs the Dark Ècriture:Darkness

Mary Hughes: Heh..he...hehehehehehe...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Third Movement!

And out came a freak of nature

Mary Hughes: Now there is nothing that can stop me!!!

Bickslow: *takes out tongue* We'll see about that. Hehe.

Bickslow: Baryon Formation!

A huge explosion erupts at the center of the battle and Mary Hughes is caught in the explosion and has lots of wounds, but shrugged it off

Mary Hughes: That won't work on me!

Bickslow *growls*

She dashed in front of Bickslow and punched him in the stomach

Bickslow: *coughs blood* Man,*pant* this bitch *pant* is tough.

As a last resort, Bickslow removes his helmet

Bickslow: It's been a while since I last used this. FIGURE EYES!

Mary Hughes: Wha- What is this! I can't move!

Bickslow: You fell right into my trap.

Bickslow leads Mary Hughes to a huge cliff

Bickslow: Well, this is the end of the line.

Bickslow forces Mary Hughes to walk to the edge of the cliff

Bickslow: Now die.

She stepped forward and falls but, she is grabbed

Mary Hughes: You saved me, but why?

Bickslow: *Grabs her wand* Souvenir. :P

As a final act of disrespect, Mary Hughes spits at his face

Bickslow: Flight Formation. *drops off Mary Hughes*

During her fall, Bickslow lines his dolls

Bickslow: Finish her, babies.

''An armada of lasers are fired at Mary Hughes and creates holes on her body. ''