User blog comment:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Sorcerer Magazine, Issue 10: October 2012/@comment-3075024-20121104024615

Following is example of a day in MDM's life

(Flipping threw the magazine like a BOSS)

(Reaches Page No. 6)

MDM: .. Sexiest Couple? Looks like they finally decided to write something about me and Niji

(Scrolls down a little more)

MDM: WHOA!! Live Fan-Service!! God bless you Reli-san (salutes while looking out of the window in the sky)

~SOMEWHERE IN USA~

Reli: *ACHOO* .. somebody must be thinking about me in their dreams ..

~BACK TO MDM~

MDM: Now lets see who is the lady of the hour =_= (looks close) Anglina Jolie?? O_O ITS ISHTHAK! .. wait a minute .. who is that Mr Smooth on Moves? .. O_O thats IH!! (entire world breaks around MDM) WHO? WHAT? WHERE? HOW? WHEN? LIFE!! Y U NO FAIR?!?!?!?! &#%& %@#%&&# & &&@#%&@&# %&# @% %&@

(After 10 minutes of lecture on how MDM's entire life is a lie)

MDM: .. wait .. so they are the Sexiest Couple?? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!! I will show everyone that me and Tina are even Sexier couples =_+

(Runs to find his phone like a boss and calls Tina)

MDM: pick up pick up pick up (Tina picks up) HELLO!! HI YA ITS ME!!

Tina: Yea, .. why call so late?

MDM: Ok, listen to me very carefully .. I am in my car and after one stop at corner store for safety measurements I will be at your place, leave the back door opens and wait for me-

Tina: wait wait wait .. .. why are you coming to me place at this time? Honey its late and I have work tomorrow so-

MDM: QUIT YOUR JOB!! ITS MY PRIDE ON THE LINE THIS TIME!!

Tina: Your pride? .. lets me tell you my thoughts- *CHAKK* (hands up)

MDM: Hey, helloo .. she hung up on me .. http://i1102.photobucket.com/albums/g443/fdddnps/Tumblr/tumblr_ln9195BSjL1qgrwwc.png Still, I won't lose .. I WON'T LOSE TO YOU HUNGRY!!!!

~SOMEWHERE IN USA~

IH: *ACHOO* .. whose jelly at this time?

~BACK TO MDM~

MDM:' (Calls Tina again)  Hi, DID YOU JUST HUNG UP ON ME?!?!

Tina: Don't know, did it sound something like this? *CHAKK* (Hungs up again)

MDM: Oh no you didn't >:( http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/ae267/Batinthebelfry/nz3tk0.gif

(MDM sat in his car in middle of road aimless and hopeless)

MDM: My own people have abandoned me .. I was betrayed .. who can help me now?- .. wait .. NIJI!! Where does she live? .. wait, I remember .. its a island in south .. (grabs a guy passing by) WHICH WAS IS SOUTH??

Random guy: WTF man? I don't kno-

MDM: (Punches him) THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME!! WHERE IS SOUTH?!?! I NEED TO GET TO SOUTH TO FEEL THE WARM TOUCH OF WOMAN!!

(A passing by Hooker hears MDM's goal and grabs him)

Miss Hooker: Why go south for that when I can show you that right here and now .. I will make it cheap for you darlin ;)

MDM: (punches the hooker) FUCK OFF!! I said I want to feel warm touch of women .. NOT YOU FAKE TITIES AND SOGGY A$$!! WHERE IS SOUTH!?!!?!

(MDM while screaming at sky realizes that there are less clouds in one corner of the sky)

MDM: Less clouds means hot country full of hot girls ^_^ SO THATS WHERE NIJI IS!! NIJI MA LOVE I AM COMING!! (MDM gets in his car and zooms away in the distant horizon .. but toward East instead of South)

~SOMEWHERE WHERE NIJI LIVES~

Niji: *ACHOO* *ACHOO* .. umm why do I suddnly get feeling that I should hide ( ._.)

(Unknown to Niji that a storm is heading toward her place and legends says .. he will get there someday)

.. .. .. .. Naa just kidding, not today Niji .. not today >_>. I am happy for you two that you had great time together ^_^ I almost lost faith in all Disney fairy Tails where a Prince finds his Princess and then all the lovely stuff goes down .. but when I heard that Ih did go to meet Ish-chan and they had lots of fun .. TT^TT my faith was restored ..

Rest of the Magazine: Awesome as ever .. this magazine represents the the unity of this wiki. Great job everyone T^T you guys make my abridged chapters and me look like shit .. which is a good thing ^_^