Template:Prime Corner/March 2016

 <div style="float:right; width:46%; height:424px; border:3px solid #000000; background-color:lime; color:#ffffff; -moz-border-radius:3ex; border-radius:3ex; background-image:-moz-linear-gradient(top, green 25%, lime 75%); background-image:-webkit-gradient(linear, 0% 100%, 0% 0%, color-stop(75%, green), color-stop(10%, lime)); -moz-box-shadow: 0 0 10px 3px #000000; -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 10px 3px #000000; box-shadow: 0 0 10px 3px #000000; padding:10px; padding-bottom:15px; background-color:lime; text-align:center;"> Ultraprime2 saw the dead "Jakuho's Corner" and decided that since we didn't have much content for this month, he'd take it over and run it so we had a decent issue to put out.  Welcome to "Prime Corner", your source for Fairy Tail Wiki rumors, interviews and more!  Note: Do not assume the following are true. These are all things that I pulled out of my ass:  '''Hello everyone! Since we were running short on magazine content, and we haven't had straight up interviews for a long time, I thought I'd take the opportunity to do one. So everyone, say hello to our wiki's resident therapist, ! Fairy Tail Wiki: Tell us a little about yourself. Derax-Pagani: Well according to N, I’m the wiki’s resident therapist \( ._.)/
 * Rai is currently under investigation for watermelon aggravation.
 * Reli is currently in hiding from an ex-girlfriend who claims he owes her a green card.

Fairy Tail Wiki: How did you first discover the Fairy Tail Wiki? Derax-Pagani: Google.

Fairy Tail Wiki: What tips would you give new users on the wiki? Derax-Pagani: Read the policies for God's sake >.< It's all well and good having the best intentions, but just make sure that your edits are fitting in with the policies so to avoid conflict later on. Also, I’d suggest newbies observe how the more experienced users edit before diving straight into editing, that’s what I did. Oh, and don’t be afraid to admit your mistakes. Some people have been so headstrong and stubborn in their wiki’ing that they seem totally baffled as to why they get ridiculed and banned. Be humble, but don’t be a pushover either. And last of all; HAVE FUN. Seriously, so many people take this way too seriously, it’s stroke inducing.

Fairy Tail Wiki: What are your thoughts on Fairy Tail? Derax-Pagani: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewbs ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) Honestly, Fairy Tail’s been a weird one for me, a friend recommended it, and despite the fact when watching the anime I was always sceptical about some things, I couldn’t stop watching it. It’s certainly enjoyable if you don’t think too hard whilst watching/reading it, but unfortunately it seems as though it’s something with a hell of a lot of potential that’s just never really lived up to expectations.

Fairy Tail Wiki: Why all the interest in Brandish μ? Derax-Pagani: Literally the first time she appeared I just fell head over heels to be honest, and ever since she’s just proven herself again and again to be an awesome character in my opinion, one that I can sort of relate to. She’s blunt, to the point, flippant, which might seem superficial until you realise why she behaves that way; because she’s out for revenge, that was more or less her sole raison d’etre, but she didn’t make it seem that way on the outside until confronted by the very thing she wanted revenge from. Not only that, but she’s funny! That and she’s hot. <3

Fairy Tail Wiki: What are your favorite anime and manga? Do you have specific recommendations? Derax-Pagani: Fav anime: Code Geass, without doubt, which I’d recommend. Fav manga: despite what I said earlier, Fairy Tail. However, I would recommend people read Beelzebub, which was pretty good. Oh, and I’d also recommend the Black Lagoon anime, dubbed or subbed, both are very good.

Fairy Tail Wiki: What are your favorite wiki user pairings? Derax-Pagani: .....Meji x Toilet (We still do this?) Next question.

Fairy Tail Wiki: Tell us about the sexiest fantasy you've ever had. Leave no details untold. Derax-Pagani: I turned my old secondary school into a brothel, a very kinky orientated brothel.

Fairy Tail Wiki: Well, that's actually the end of this interview. Thanks for taking the time to do this! Any final words as we depart? Derax-Pagani: Remember, just because someone seems calm and relaxed on the outside; inside they could be tearing themselves apart. Or plotting how best to murder you. One or the other :3

'''You heard it here folks; MejixToilet is still alive and kicking (so to speak)! Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this edition of Prime Corner. I hope to do this again some time if I get the chance. See you until then!'''