User blog comment:Omega natsu2/Fairy Tail Wiki Census 2/@comment-4449950-20130809023454/@comment-3290324-20130809030422

The perfect soup for any sick person - chicken noodle soup. I'll heat it up and leave it on your kitchen counter. Once I have exited your home, you may then get up and retrieve the soup. That way, you don't spread your icky germs to me, and I get you some nice, hot soup.P.S. You missed the "u" in Jakuwhore''. >_>