User blog comment:GotMilk5101520/Truth or Dare WITH KH FT BD/@comment-5840892-20140917202608/@comment-24744891-20140918101035

(Unscathed by the slap and eats popcorn while watching Tristan and Lunatic have a Waifu war)

Me: Waifu? Ward? I won't go that far since I'm not a Super Mega Ultra Fanboy. I just admire Wndy-sama, no affectionate feelings here. Hey Gildarts, your Falcon Punch was like a mosquito bite when you punched me. As for the plot armor, I dare Meredy to put a sensory link on me, Natsu and Erza.

(Glares at Natsu and Erza, both of them tremble in fear): Try and kill me Fighthoggers!