User blog comment:Monkey.D.Me/Cold-Cut REVENGE!!/@comment-3290324-20130802174709/@comment-3290324-20130802175137

Because I have to think of a nickname that is the perfect mix of manliness, hilariousness, and cute and cuddliness. It is not an easy process. >_>

Sorry, but my sense of humor far outweighs my need to punch three blasphemous whores. :D