Template:TMITA/March 2015

  LET'S DO THIS SHIT! ARRRRRRRRGH!!! https://38.media.tumblr.com/55d5d287037070b3c1da8e2e2a029af3/tumblr_nkul5oxWsl1shicf7o1_1280.gif



Okay, so this episode starts off with our resident asshat, large-breasted poster girl, and our one-of-a-kind nuclear shield going on a request to get some scales from the back of a Lizardman, which apparently looks exactly the same as Daphne's, even though Elfman is supposed to be an almost exact replica of one... Argh, my brain. >_> Anyway, after this they find an...egg? A seed? Who knows? ...Trick question: not Natsu. :D So after this, we visit Natsu and Happy's house, only to find out that Natsu has been shirking his work (10 days of it) to keep the egg warm. ...hmm. ( .__.) Everyone wonders why the egg is so important and Gray suggests that he's been eating it. So they end up going in and find Natsu and Happy passed out, and the shell of the egg broken, making them think that he really did eat it after all. So long story short, the egg hatched into a cutie that they name Kemokemo and they didn't sleep for the entire 10 days, which is total bullshit because after about 3 you start to hallucinate, and at some point your brain will just shut down by itself.

Anyway, I really hate these fillers so I'll make it quick. >_> There's this guild exchange program going on and Team Natsu ends up partaking in it, accompanied by Kemokemo (who does this thing where he ruins the exchange program just about every time with fire breathing), however at the end after going to Sabertooth they learn that there's this mysterious island that's surfaced, and together with the Twin Dragons, their Exceeds, and Wendy and Carla, Team Natsu goes to investigate at the behest of the Magic Council.

Before we go on to the next episode, appreciate this little guy's cuteness. =)

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See? Cute! ...and highly destructive. ...hm, maybe you do belong with Natsu. ( .___.)



In this episode, the fag patrol (minus Sting and Rogue and their Exceeds! They aren't fags :3) goes to the island is attacked by a giant fucking sea serpent. Erza does some business to it tho, however in the end the serpent releases some kind of toxin. There's also something about Natsu and Lucy investigating the ruins to try and figure out wtf is going on, but as it turns out after a lot of me not caring, Kemokemo is actually a god and turns into his true, giant form, releasing a neurotoxin as he does so! Then he and Natsu team up and kill the sea serpent with a combined fire breath, and sadly (or not, idk. I didn't feel anything even if he was kawaii) Kemokemo leaves nothing but a seed-egg thing of himself behind for Natsu to have, with Natsu saying that Kemokemo was just as much his family as anyone else, as he has served his purpose of neutralizing the poison and defeating the serpent. Then everyone went home or something. The end. =)



I won't lie to you guys: I didn't watch this episode. It sounded cool, but all my fucks about the filler ran out long before my computer broke and my damns couldn't be given either. XP

Okay, so I've decided to do some collab with Misk and let gifs tell the story. I hope you guys all cry seeing it again. =)

So first off, let's start by remembering...



And then we had...



And then Gray showed up and filled everyone in on...



But who could forget family time amidst all this?



And then we were all glad there was no Juliet...



But finally they decided to try and hide in the sewers, but were found out, so...



But don't fret! Natsu realized that all he needed was odor-eating Lacrima, so then he decided to be a badass and...



And then he saved everyone! However...



...the terror lived on.