Template:The Earth Land Chronicles/October 2013

 ''Welcome to the latest issue of The Earth Land Chronicles. This article will a relatively sarcastic overview of things in the Fairy Tail series, which will probably be presented in chronological order. This could include main villains, Dragon Slayers, Celestial Spirits, probably in the order they were revealed. Our first series will be the story arcs of Fairy Tail, with an arc being done each month. So let's continue with the Key of the Starry Sky arc.'' 

HALLOWEEN! SEX!

Alright, now what I have your attention, with the X791 arc over we've now established ourselves in the new world which Fairy Tail is in. But as we expected, we have come into filler due to the length of the manga's following arc, the Grand Magic Games.

So this arc, known as the Key of the Starry Sky arc for reasons that will later be revealed, begins in a simple manner with small stories of the gang after their return from Tenrou Island. Such stories include a train robbery by a gang of weirdos, Lucy turning invisible (and eventually blinking out of existence entirely) cause she used a 7-year old potion in her bath. Don't even ask me why since I wouldn't even use a 7-month old shampoo in my hair, let alone a 7-year old magic potion. I thought girls were always super-obsessive about appearance, and Lucy's hot so I figured she was as well. Then again, men don't know much about women, so I'm gonna digress.

Soon after, Michelle Lobster shows up claiming to be Lucy's cousin and holding her gift from her late father. After a little run in with some bandits and fighting them in her bikini, Lucy finds a secret to the gift from her dad. Soon, Natsu and Gajeel challenging Laxus, with Natsu losing almost immediately and Gajeel running scared to the hills like a bitch. But this is the set up we need to truly get started in this arc.

It begins with a blonde Elvis, a girl with hair issues and a puppy-girl (Earth Land counterparts of Sugarboy, Hughes and Coco) showing up at the guild wanting Lucy's thing she got from her dad. Elvis traps everyone in this creepy green slime while the chick and the puppy go after Lucy, kicking the ass of pretty much every Fairy Tail Mage along the way who tries to help her.

Eventually, they find that since they want Lucy, it comes to the point that every girl and Elfman has to claim to be Lucy to let her get away. Before long, it's the Earth Land Counterpart of Byro, Byro Cracy who shows up on his pet octopus (how the hell does it survive on land?) to steal Lucy's w/e. It ain't too long before the man himself has to step up to fight this guy. Yeah, that's how it is, Gildarts himself joins the brawl. But elsewhere, the Mary Hughes chick has gotten her hands on Lucy's thing. Wow does that ever sound dirty >_>

Well with the memento of her dad gone, the only choice is to get it back from them, the people who took it, now revealed to be Legion Corps. The goal is now to find out more about everything, so the next stop is the library in Lucy's old home, where a blue cat and a weirdo who falls in love with Lucy (not that we blame him) and somehow beats Erza pretty easily. Really, wtf. Natsu is shrunk by this guy and the group eventually gets their hands on the book, showing there're 4 more pieces of a weird clock known as the Infinity Clock. Splitting up to find 'em, Gray and Juvia are joined by Lyon while Lucy and her group meet some archaeologists.

While Juvia's group gets trapped in some creepy greens slime, Lucy and her gang are saved by Virgo before they encounter the puppy and Lucy's newest admirer, who shrinks her to the size of a doll (damn you could do some creepy things with this Magic) before changing her back and hitting Happy the stupid cat instead, making him grow. Cue a rockslide for Coco and Lucy to be separated, spend time together talking, before Lucy meets up with everyone again while Coco lays to recover.

Bikinis!

Still with me? Of course, Lucy's return to the place causes Happy to finally use that tiny brain of his to come up with a plan to use Lucy's sex appeal to stop Dan. Donning a wedding dress that's basically a bikini, Lucy's sex appeal works for the first time (cause most men are apparently gay) and all is well. For now. Gajeel's team is having trouble climbing a rock, Lisanna turned into a mermaid to find a clock piece and Erza has just been farted in the face by a member of the Jiggle Butt Gang.

Just after finding out Dan's first love looked like Lucy, Byro Cracy shows up and pretty much beats up on everyone for a while. Of course, the best part is with the takeover siblings, who find their clock piece but are found by Mary Hughes, who steals Mirajane's Satan Soul. What happens next is probably one of the best parts in the filler: Mirajane's Satan Soul Halphas is used and is followed up by Rai's excessive masturbation when she beats Mary Hughes.

Before long, Byro's challenged by all (almost) of Fairy Tail and Lyon as they all managed to get their clock pieces. Somehow, his Nullification Magic is able to negate all of their spells at once. Like, wow, wtf >_>.

Anyways, here is where it gets exciting. The Infinity Clock is taken by none other than the new villains (who are kinda the old villains): the Reborn Oración Seis. It now has Angel, Cobra, Racer, the "Grim Reaper"], Jackpot and is lead by Marilyn Manson's expy. Apparently, even Byro's Magic can't nullify this guy's attacks, which makes one wonder how freakin' strong he is. Dan also falls in love with Angel, showing that he's pretty prone to this crap.

The gang is attacked but (surprise, surprise) saved by Blue Pegasus. The next goal is to beat the ROS and to do so, Cana splits everyone into teams and they go after them, as well as after the newest Legionnaire Guttman. Naturally, the battles to bad due to Cana having been subconsciously influenced when choosing teams and thus choosing bad ones. Really, you'd think some kind of power would be detected but apparently not. Still, some battles are won in the end but the shock comes now.

As it turns out, Gildarts and Laki found out that Michelle isn't really Lucy's cousin! She's the flower-slut of the ROS known as Imitatia! In the end, Lucy and Natsu end up kidnapped and the Infinity Clock is brought together by the ROS, creating the phenomenon of Real Nightmare! The FT Mages retreat and later go for a full on assault with the help of Blue Pegasus' Bomber Cristina.

Ichiya! >_<

Sorry, I had to get your attention. Yeah, Ichiya is here now. After the ship is attacked by Racer, whom Mirajane fights off, Kanaloa the Octopus attacks and Ichiya, in probably his best moment ever (it's in filler, how sad is that?) stays on the ship to fight him and let everyone else get off.

The journey through the place is hard. Natsu escapes a prison while Lucy is held in some pseudo-torture device. Also, Gildarts and Laki find out that Lapointe, who's some cardinal for Zentopia Church, is really Zero, or was created from his DNA, or something. I never really got that. W/e, he get's beaten too.

Somehow, Happy comes up with the idea of how to stop the infinity clock. Beating the ROS, they can do so and soon, Gray, Erza and Mirajane beat Angel, Cobra and Racer while the rest are dealt with and Natsu, Coco and Elfman try to save Lucy. Eventually even Imitatia joins them when she sees the error of her ways and all that crap, but she's soon turned back into her original form (a doll) by Midnight, who takes over the fight. He's beaten too (in one of Natsu's most undeserved victories) but it's too late as Lucy is absorbed into the clock.

But, it's Fairy Tail and Lucy is saved in the end. Cue a little party with everyone, including Legion, who has seen the errors of their ways and thus we end this filler arc. Man that was long.

Oh, there's also some subplot of Cobra trying to reunite with Cubelios, who's now Kinana. They don't get together. Sorry. The end.

Well, that's all for this arc. A filler arc which we once considered to be awful but as of late, it's starting to look better than some other arcs. Speaking of which, you're gonna have to join us next month as we take a look at Fairy Tail's largest arc (to date).

Till then!



First off:



Also, fanservice is brought to you by Imitatia, whose flower dress rivals any revealing attire ever seen in the series. So much so that the naked cat girl would blush seeing how risque it is. I'm not kidding. Take a look.

Ain't she cute? (the cat girl, idc about Imitatia as much)




 * Best Quote of the Arc:
 * None noteworthy.


 * Best Magic of the Arc:
 * Angel Magic


 * Best Moment of the Arc:
 * When it ended.


 * Best Chapter of the Arc:
 * Anime only arc.


 * Best Episode of the Arc:
 * Episode 151 - Since it ended here.