Template:The Earth Land Chronicles/December 2013

 ''Welcome to the latest issue of The Earth Land Chronicles. This article will a relatively sarcastic overview of things in the Fairy Tail series, which will probably be presented in chronological order. This could include main villains, Dragon Slayers, Celestial Spirits, probably in the order they were revealed. Our first series will be the story arcs of Fairy Tail, with an arc being done each month. So let's continue with the Key of the Starry Sky arc.'' 

MORE SEX!

Yeah, whatever. Welcome back, people. We now continue what is the manga's longest arc to date, the Grand Magic Games arc.

So, after getting their asses summarily kicked in the GMG so far, Fairy Tail decides to celebrate at a bar. Cause, y'know, you've gotta party hard even if you lost. However, this did give us a great intro to one of the upcoming character: Bacchus. A dude who used to be on par with Erza 7 years ago and now has decided that because he outdrank and already-drunk Cana, he gets to take her bra top as a prize. Man, can you imagine if he'd had a contest with a dude and took his shirt as a prize? Holy crap, I just thought of a funny ass story XD

Well, the first event of the 2nd day is Chariot and Bacchus is competing along with Natsu, Sting Eucliffe, Gajeel Redfox, Kurohebi from Raven Tail and several others whom nobody cares about. So now, Mashima has decided that upon reaching a certain level, all Dragon Slayers will experience motion sickness, including Laxus apparently. Anyways, cue some nakama speech, Natsu comes in 6th place to get 2 points for his team, followed by Gajeel in 7th to get 1 point and Sting in last place, getting 0 points. Oh, how he is gonna regret that in the future.

The first battle of the day is Toby from Lamia Scale vs. Kurohebi. The agile black snake has no problem evading Toby's moves but what gets the attention is when they propose a bet, to find out Kurohebi's real name and to reveal Toby's biggest secret. SO, Toby loses and he has to reveal his secret. Apparently, he lost a sock 3 months ago and hasn't been able to find it. Of course, it's right in plain sight and this dog boy didn't look in a mirror for the past 90 days or so. What's hilarious here is Kurohebi ripping the sock to shreds shortly after, causing Toby to basically swear lifelong hatred against him for it.

Next is Elfman vs. Bacchus and Bacchus says that if he wins, he gets a night with both of Elfman's sisters. Naturally, this pisses off Elfman, who decides that he's gonna kick Bacchus' ass. However, what happens is anything but as Elfman is the one who gets his ass kicked and beaten up on. Nicely though, he decides that if he wins the battle, he gets to rename Bacchus' team "Quatro Puppy" for the rest of the games. So, then the fight gets serious and with his new takeover "Lizardman" (no, not the crappy anime-only type) he manages to beat Bacchus basically by preventing himself from being hurt too badly, or at least as badly as possible, thus winning his team 10 points and disappointing Team Quatro Puppy.

Bacchus is disappointed as well since he doesn't get Elfman's sisters, but we all know how his night went.

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The next battle is this super-sexy contest between Mirajane and Jenny from Blue Pegasus. It's pretty much a battle of who looks the best in the most basic of fetish clothing ranging from thigh-highs to teachers clothes. The anime decides to ecchi this up by adding in just about every girl in the series who's present into the roster of contestants here and adds a ton of them in awkwardly-drawn poses with ill-fitting clothes and over-detailed bodies. But that's not the worst of it, oh no. The anime just has to overdo it and make us all vomit by introducing Ooba Babasaama into the contest, completely killing the atmosphere both in the anime and in our lives. But ultimately, everyone leave, Mirajane beats up Jenny via Satan Soul Sitri and wins 10 points for her team. Awesomely, she wins the bet that Jenny had proposed: loser poses naked for the Sorcerer Magazine. Oh how the men wish this were immediate.

The final fight of the day is Kagura of Mermaid Heel vs. Yukino from Sabertooth. Anyone who expected this to be a curbstomp in favor of Sabertooth surely must've been surprised as it was more or less the opposite with Kagura easily beating Yukino's two Zodiac spirits. Yeah, she's a Celestial Spirit Mage and even has the 13th "secret" key to Ophiuchus but even that can't beat Kagura as she cuts through it like a knife to hot butter, winning the match and also the bet that her life now belongs to Kagura.

As such, Fairy Tail's gone up in the rankings and Sabertooth achieved a staggering 0 points that day. Man, was this hilarious in a way. Anyways, that's the end of the 2nd day of the games, and somehow, Jellal still can't sense that mysterious Magic he usually senses.

But, that's the end of this edition of ELC! That's all for this portion of the Grand Magic Games arc! Fairy Tail has really taken an upswing in the rankings, haven't they? Join us next month as we continue to look at Fairy Tail's largest arc (to date).

Till then!




 * Best Quote of this part of the Arc:
 * "I haven't relied on luck since the instant I was born. Everything has been the result of my choices. That is what leads my existence towards the future." - Kagura Mikazuchi to Yukino Aguria in Chapter 280


 * Best Magic of this part of the Arc:
 * Machina Soul


 * Best Moment of this part of the Arc:
 * Kagura defeats Yukino.


 * Best Chapter of this part of the Arc:
 * Chapter 279


 * Best Episode of this part of the Arc:
 * Episode 162