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II- Chapter 363: The Stories That Demons Read Get ready to see the lovely face of Ichiya's twin, just a little better looking, when you open the chapter! Ladies and pigs in the audience, we have your favorite Exceed! The one that sniffs you out until you punch him: Nichiya! A testament to Hiro's limited imagination. The cat-man is another user of the Aera Magic, and loves Ichiya; disliking smelly things. Hmm, yeah, that's all there is to know about the cat.

Many color pages later...we have the young Makarov having PM sex with non other but the sexy Ice Wizard, Gray...wait, what?? Joking~ Jeezus, we all know Gray is not sexy. But any who, Juvia informs Makarov that someone really went wild, the town where they are located being sliced up...like, everywhere. Even the fucking sky had a cut in it. Young MakaSexMachine then moves on to IronStudGajeel, asking him if Belno is okay. She is more than okay, however. She's in heaven. ANYWAYYYYYYSSSSS, we move on to DamnButThatAssThoLisanna as she and Elfboy are inside a councilor's home. When Elfboy thinks that old dude is dead, it turns out that he is very much alive! Opening his creepy as fuck eyes and destroying the Gastrea in Lisanna's hands. "Fear... Is that what this feeling in my heart it... Clue: Villain" AND then BAM! A sexy Demon lady appears, holding a book, looking sexy. However, Wrath would TRY to kill me if I were to look at his woman the way I look at Kagura. So let's forget all about her hawtness.

Okay, so everything turns to blah blah blah, until Sayla takes control of Elfman (who uses that arm way too much) and makes him strangle Lisanna to death.

**SPOILER***

EXCEPT THAT THE BITCH SOMEHOW STAYS ALIVE FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS! >_>

Moving on...we see BobLucyAssFilia talking to SexMachineMakarov, they talk and talk about how much they hate Umnei and wish he'd fall inside a volcano until the cat Michello reveals that Tartarus is after Face, which is a weapon that can nullify all Magic! Oh no! So Natsu decides to grab him and ask him where Face is, but he only knows that it was linked to three councilors (but doesn't know which). Shortly afterwards, Mira and Enju can be seeing riding on Santa's free bus to school everyday; heading to the former Chairman's house. Hiro says, and I quote, "The Most Reliable Duo." Let's just see how long this awesome pair lasts.  How do you rate Chapter 363? 1 Bad Makarov! 2 3 4 5 Sayla is sexy Sayla belongs to Wrath



III – Chapter 364: Tartarus Arc, Part 1: Sins and Sinners

*Heads to MangaStream* So with Blue Pegasus gone, Kagura is sure to appear next! *Opens link* NOOOOPE MOTHERFUCKING NO, NO KAGURA. WELPS, I SAID, THIS MEANS NEXT WEEK FOR SURE! HAHAHA

So this week our cover is a color picture of the happenings of last chapter, with the most coolest being Lisanna's strangle dilemma! I don't hate her, I just do it for Carry. So anyway, we also get a color page of Mira and Erza getting off of Santa's free bus ride, with Mira asking Erza if she would like some private time to do the dirrty with Jellal. Erza says no, because Jellal will die and she doesn't want to be an only mother. Jk jk, they arrive to the Chairman's home, who is Santa's brother, and drink some tea. There, the they being to question the big man, but he knows nothing.

After a small conversation, Erza and Mira sexily get up and ready for battle. And then we get a pretty awesome scene of Mira and Erza using their respective Magic to take on the herd of soldiers entering the home. Mira and Erza then begin their assault on the soldiers, easily killing them and giving us an epic scene. Elsewhere, Lisanna's dumb ass is still being strangled by Elfman, because the bitch doesn't know what a snake is. >_>

Elfman cries, asking the scary lady to release his sister. Sayla however, just gives him a scary glare. SO ANYWAY, somewhere in Australia, Doranbolt released the Oración Seis. Brain is...ALIVE! Who could have predicted this, huh? So on top of some Australian mountain, Cobra snaps and kills Brain. So much for him being alive. So Midnight turns around, with his sassy lipstick and says he doesn't give a shit. And then Jellal appears. Anyway, blah blah Jellal and Meredy. ( ._.) Meanwhile, at the graves of the XCouncilors and his wife Laharla, Dora thinks about Jellal...da fag. And then we move on to Natsu, who miraculously senses that Mira and Erza are in trouble. At the scene of the battle, Mira and Erza are kicking ass. What could go wrong? Welps, when they finish kicking some asses, they fall unconscious. And who is there to pick them up but the XChairman!!! Meanwhile, flying through the air, Natsu tells Happy that he believes there is a spy among them!!! Hurry Natsu, HURRY NOT !  How do you rate Chapter 364? 1 2 3 4 5 OMG ERZA AND MIRA!!! (Excited) OMG ERZA AND MIRA!!! (Worried)



IV – Chapter 365: Fairy in the Jail

An awesome color page we get yes we do. The Fairy Tail characters gather and wish us a Happy New Year! How can you not love Hiro for this? Eh? He's amazing. We flip the page and we don't see a Kagura cover...Let's ignore all 'em motherfuckers on this cover. ^_^

BUT WAIT YOU ANIME FANS!!! We get the restarting date of the Fairy Tail Anime! Well, more like the year and month, but still; hooray! April 2014, really looking forward to it along with Black Bullet. 2014 will be an exciting year for me and everyone else who lives on the internet. Nothing much is really changing, just the character designer and one of the studio is also changing. Tbh, I'm glad...because some of the last people were just...ugh. So anyway, we have Natsu looking a bit different, pretty much like manga Natsu. And Lucy looks like movie Lucy. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind movie Lucy, but I would prefer old Lucy any day. Movie Lucy...I just dunno. Okay, enough good new, on to the chapter!!!

Natsu arrives to the former chairman's house and sees the aftermath of the battle, he quickly moves into the house and sees a wreckage. But he suddenly finds a tea cup...on the floor. Yeah... After sniffing it for a bit, he denotes that it must be SLEEPING HERBS, and thinks what they are doing to Mira as he investigates with his nose. Then suddenly, he punches the house and destroys the entire shit. He smells Erza and Mira's scent so he can look for their whereabouts.

At Tartarus, Erza is...stripped naked.

RATED M MATERIAL AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!!

With Magic Sealing Stones around her hands and feet, Erza struggles as Kyouka approaches her with a whip. Erza questions where Mira is, but the evil woman just tells her that Mira is being turned into one of them. Erza tells her NOT TO, BUT SHE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT. So then out of the nowhere Kyouka asks Erza where Jellal is, leaving her in pure shock. Meanwhile, Jellal confronts the OS alone, leaving Meredy out...I wanted to see her in action tbh. Any who...when the battle starts, Jellal completely dominating them, he begins to call them all by their real names. All of their names are weird as fuck and I won't even bother... But anyway, Angel turns out to be non other than Sorano! Yuki's sister.

So back to raping Erza, Kyouka reveals that Jellal is one of the former councilors tied to Face. Erza however, tells her that she doesn't know where Jellal is, but begs for Mira to be released. Kyouka's evil ass doesn't give a shit and keeps torturing her. Whilst the continue to have their lil rape section, Santa and Ball Demon walk around the halls talking about Natsu's shit. That's when Natsu appears...breaking the dude's mouth and, already, half of Tartarus... In other rooms, Kyouka, Silver and Keith hear this, not very happy...let's hope Natsu does not beat them and take Mira/Erza with him...  How do you rate Chapter 364? 1 2 3 4 5 FUCK YOU NATSU!



V – Fairy Tail x Seven Deadly Sins

So thanks to MangaStream *Burns MangaStream* I'll be able to give you guys one extra section!

On the cover: Natsu, with a scar similar to Gray's, Happy, a pink pig and a a boy from the Seven Dead Sins Manga are celebrating Christmas. Christmas Special!!!

So in Magnolia town we have three new visitors! Meliodas, Elizabeth and Hawk. They walk around town talking about Christmas and what they want. Eli (I'm not gonna write out her whole name...) asks Mel for a talking cat! And shockingly enough, our Cat appears talking to the talking Pig! Eli grabs him and hugs him, making the pig all jelly. The pig runs away from home, and Eli is sad over this. But Mel starts looking for him around town, coming across Erza! He then finds him inside a meat store. Lol, he grabs him and takes him back to Eli. So anyway, some random characters, looking sexy, appear and throw a party!!

Now Fairy Tail. Natsu and Happy walk in the snow when they see a man entering the Fairy Tail building through the chimney...Happy convinces Natsu that the man is non other than Sunder Clause. Natsu jumps up and attacks the man! Destroying half of Fairy Tail. Now, I don't know about you guys...but I lol'd like there was no tomorrow. The presents fly into town, with Maka angry at Natsu whilst everyone stands there~

 How do you rate Fairy Tail x Seven Deadly Sins? 1 2 3 4 5
 * Walks away*