User blog comment:Lex wa Kaiho/What is Lumen Histoire?/@comment-5840892-20130510061447

Well I've heard a lot of good theories from a lot of people; os I'll give my favorite (this is due to comic value):

Lumen Histoire is basically...............................................A CRAP LOAD OF DIRTY MAGAZINES that Mavis found when she aquired the 1st Fairy Tail Guild Hall. Intriqued by these things, (and long longing for massive cassabas like the girls in said magazines, which is a needless trait she and Wendy seem to desire for reasons beyond my comphrehension) she kept them in a hidden part of the building. When Hades became master, she showed them to him, and didn't want jack crap to do with it, so he made Makorov master first chance he got; then left the guild. Years latter he decided to destroy Fairy Tail on Tenrou Island in an attempt to eradicate the smut from the face of Earthland. When Makorov named Gildrats the 5th master, he decided no to even bother with it as he is apparently a player and doesn't need them for any reason; thus he stuck Makorov in as the 6th master.

That is the funniest theory for anything I ever heard.^