User talk:IamJakuhoRaikoben

ASDFGHJKL
Loser!

I am also using Monobook, so FU too! ಠ_ಠ

I wouldn't thought that you'd say that to me. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Fine, you wont find out what was "that" (another wiki reference) and I wont talk to you for a month! I guess that's fine with you. :3 You wont notice my absence after all..

Ah, I waited for nothing.. |-(

I have the every right to do so. :)

Text color
Remember a long time ago when I said all your templates suck because they don't define the text color? ಠ◡ಠ You did it again with your CS templates. Please define the color as black so that monobook users can read it :D--

And what happens when the wiki gets a makeover and starts using white text?--

Edits
Just enter wanted to say you have the most edits I've ever seen

Ey dude, take a look at this guy here. Heheheh... Sorry for disturbing your Talk Page with this kinda shit Rai-san, but I had to :3 WU out -  12:40, August 16, 2013 (UTC)
 * Cook's edits are 99% botted. His manual edit count is somewhere around 2000 edits--
 * Just when I thought that he's an editing legend already.. >___>

Eyoo
Yo Rai, this is the newbie new User Wonder speaking. I have been stalking this Wiki for a while, and I've finally found the motivation I needed to join (blame your son). Now, I'm trying to design some kinda User Page, and I was wondering if you could borrow me your Featured Media design? I couldn't come up with any other design for it you see, and yours were just so awesome that I couldn't help but ask. Thanks in advance, anyway.

P.S: I made Choko my brochacho, so would that make you my Raddy (Rai + Daddy = Raddy), right? Anyway, see you around Raddy Jak. Hope we'll get along, with you being my father and stuff >_> WU out -  19:24, August 16, 2013 (UTC)

Thanks a bunch Raddy! And I appreciate you taking me under your wings too :D Later Raddy Jak. WU out -  19:40, August 16, 2013 (UTC)

Ima try to beat your edits >:D muhahaha im your rival grey!OfficialRikudouSennin (talk) 20:01, August 16, 2013 (UTC)OfficialRikudouSennin

Well then WHERE'S YOUR CLOTHES!OfficialRikudouSennin (talk) 20:28, August 16, 2013 (UTC)OfficialRikudouSennin

Omakes
Hola~ Do something about your guild's "Omakes" section. They are elongating the contents far too much, thus making it look ugly. Look at Lucy's page and you'll know what I'm talking about. Here's a suggestion: We could use the same template we use for the relationship section, or leave it to the DoD guys and...horny girl. Arigatou~ 21:09, August 16, 2013 (UTC)

re:break
will do, but what about the two non-omake jobs are those off limits as well?--23:43, August 16, 2013 (UTC)

...That leaves me 4 days to get MoTM. Fuck no, finish things by the 24th--

Things more important than my record? Fuck no, nothing like that exists. And if I do things your way, I can't edit whore, and me likes to edit whore :D--

Hell-o, Papa Jakky
I found out what you did, and t'was very smart of you. ^______^ I was about to write you a letter of appreciation, to the point that if ever you'd read that, I am sure that you'll make ways to lose Reli's and Raven's rights as my father and claim me as your own. But I'll hold that letter for now, because I found out that at some point, everything was reversed. So.. Yeah. Again, I'll just be observing on the sidelines. :)

Never mind. I take everything back.

If you already know, then why ask? >_____> Psh.

Nah, I already accustomed myself to your ways. I cannot always have your time, and I must deal with that. *Shrugs*

Naraba.. Ia, nandemonai. Gah.

Some unfortunate news
I am sorry I have to tell you this, but Glass is now pregnant with Rem's child--

they are going to name it Gale--21:23, August 17, 2013 (UTC)
 * Nucky, stop making up fucking names. They already named it Erick--

Its true unfortunately. Its name is Erick Heart--
 * his name is gale, dammit--22:02, August 17, 2013 (UTC)

Gale is a male name? And Nucky, if you want "gale" go to Chicago. -_-
 * * cough*Gale Glory*cough*-- 03:03, August 18, 2013 (UTC)
 * fuck gale glory, its all about gale raregroove--03:05, August 18, 2013 (UTC)

Gale is a unisex name and i dont get the chicago part.--03:04, August 18, 2013 (UTC)
 * Both of them were awesome to me and I think he might be talking about Chicago's weather? :/ -- 03:07, August 18, 2013 (UTC)
 * what about chicago's weather?--03:10, August 18, 2013 (UTC)

Chicago ain't called the "Windy City" for nothing. 114.108.203.253
 * chicago's called the "windy city"?--16:15, August 18, 2013 (UTC)

Hate to break it to you, Nose, but Chicago is called the Windy City because of all the politicians blowing hot air--

Template and Reference
Can you please do this for me? I asked Mega to do that for me earlier, but unfortunately, my instructions weren't that clear so it still lacked deatils. As much as I can do it myself, I know you wont open that template easily, so I'll just ask you instead.

Added: Please edit the reference on the Dragon's page, since it says: "Fairy Tail Manga: Chapter 252, Page 11-12".

How about the template? I tagged you that picture because I cannot see the words previous, concurrent and next. I guess I'll apologize for the lack of explanation, but I thought that you'd understand it easily, since the header says template and reference. ( .-.) Ah well..

So with that response of yours, it is obvious that you did not looked carefully at the picture I tagged you. Sigh, how mean. ( .-.) Guess I should take back that I call you intelligent..? Since you're having a hard time picking up what I am trying to say. :P

It's okay. It wont hurt you that much, anyway.

Eeeeeeey Rai. So I started college today, and I just remembered that I asked you where you were going. I don't remember if you answered me or not :P 21:32, August 19, 2013 (UTC)

tell me! me wanna know!!!

make an exception ^_^ 01:23, August 20, 2013 (UTC)

Paranoid Rai is paranoid!!! 01:50, August 20, 2013 (UTC)

traumitize 01:57, August 20, 2013 (UTC)

Re: RS
*Drags body over there* I'll be right there. ;D *Goes there. Sees topic.* Actually, my body is in pain...my hands can't move; can't go to the talk page. Yuuup. ( .___.) 01:46, August 22, 2013 (UTC)

It's genetic. *Looks at you* Hahaha. ^-^ 01:57, August 22, 2013 (UTC)

Well...
It's a long story, but it involves me curing world hunger...and then somehow destroying that cure...So yeaaahhhhh...But I'm hoping to be quite a bit more active now. Good to see you Jak ^_^ 02:44, August 22, 2013 (UTC)

Lol well I already.dropped that class. And while I was dropping out, I started thinking that I only wanted to learn Japanese so that I can understand the anime, but since I only read manga now, I have no reason to learn it. :P 11:48, August 22, 2013 (UTC)

Sun Village: New Templates
Can I? 01:43, August 23, 2013 (UTC)

Re:Japanese
sorry for late reply, I had seen your message on my phone and had planned to respond when i got my hands on a computer, but when I did, I forgot. :P Anyway, a black man that speaks japanese just screams out anime nerd :3 11:52, August 23, 2013 (UTC)

there's a lot of japanese descendants in Peru cuz Peru and Japan do a lot of trading, so fuck you. and lol I've heard black people speak japanese... not pretty. it only gives orgasms to male asian anime nerds that cosplay everyday XD 12:00, August 23, 2013 (UTC)

go fuck yourself. either way, black guy speaking japanese = anime nerd 12:10, August 23, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Talk
Hi Jakuho/Papa! :D o/

I got so mad at you last time. :D Did you know? XD But no worries, I already forgot about that ages ago. XD

Oh? And since when mah Papa learned to use his dumb senses? :D

Now, now, stop lying! :P Hahaha! Anyway, enjoy your new found skill! XD So I take it that you also know the reason? :P

Just when I thought that your senses finally awakened.. -________- You're wrong, Papa! That's not the reason! I am already mad when we had that exchange regarding with the tabs! XD

* Passes back the word "wrong" on you* Ha! Wrong reason again! I got mad in the middle of that. And anyway, I don't care that much on that. XD

Alright. :D I will let you know. :3 Bye Pa! o/

Re:Happy Birthday
Thank you Rai!!! It doesn't matter who's first, it's about the message, right? :D Anyways, Cheers! 14:41, August 23, 2013 (UTC)

Maybe mexicans, but not peruvians 14:48, August 23, 2013 (UTC)

i have an idea
hey rai i have noticed that when a user's birthday rolls around they usually get a lot of happy birthday headers on their talk page, which is a good thing but sometimes it takes up a lot of space on someone's talk page because everyone creates a new header. so i was wondering wouldnt it be beneficial if the wiki were to have a template that would act like an office birthday card which everyone could sign and then just give to the user whose birthday it was?--19:21, August 23, 2013 (UTC)

Profile
Hello! Can I have help for my profile page? Busy next week with tests and that. Thank you! :) FairyWhiz! (talk) 01:04, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

Sig Code
what's the sig code to have the timestamp with your own format? 03:12, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

wrong talk page and you know it >_> anyway, i'm talking about the code you put in the signature box in your preferences 03:20, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

thx 03:26, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

it didn't work fucker

just help me!! >_< 03:44, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

aha. that's right.
 * ~ = 03:51, August 24, 2013 (UTC)
 * ~ = 03:51, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

never mind. i see the signature don't work when its indent. it going to the trash :3 03:52, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

it looks I didn't need your help after all... like always XD 03:57, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

Gah
Have you already read what I sent you on that wiki?

Need
like the poop I stepped on yesterday... I don't need you. ( -________-) yeah, not poetic.... 04:07, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

Re:Profile
Hello again. Thanks for helping me with my profile! You can start tommorow. Thank u! FairyWhiz! (talk) 05:29, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

Divorce
I'm divorcing you. I'm married to Remchu now. Sorry.


 * O_O -- 11:36, August 24, 2013 (UTC)
 * Hey, FTGM, remember that conversation we had a little while ago? I hope so.
 * Sorry ( _ _) -- 11:44, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb367/TF-Ghost141/funny-gif-black-kid-scared-crying.gif There there...

Lol. Thanks for the wishes. :P

Oi oi! That's an outrageous accusation! She divorced you, I never stole her.

Btw, since Fina suggested that I request this of you, remove the "Married to Glass Heart" on your profile header! It's a lie now! :P

Now that you are not married to Glass, you have no reason to read Beelzebub. So get reading Magi--

I'll go away as soon as it's gone, Jakuho. ^_^

0_o Well, I feel a little sorry for you Rai. And do what Flipsy suggested: Read Magi. And World Trigger.

00:52,8/26/2013 00:52, August 26, 2013 (UTC)

Darwin
Hey Rai, have you noticed the Darwin project? I've been looking at it just now and what especially gained my attention was the fluid layout update. No more fixed size screen for Oasis, basically, the bigger screen, the wider will the wiki layout become. In other words, Monobook. It says that you can try making your window smaller/enlarging it on this page to see what it works like.

So unless I'm misunderstanding, this, in my opinion, will pose a great problem for us given the way we insert images into articles - usually, one image for one paragraph. For someone like me with desktop and a huge screen, wikia will become wide enough to screw up with this and I'll see images stuffed in two columns, making everything look clustered (just like I see it in Monobook). At worst, we're gonna have to delete half of the images from the articles just to make sure that every visitor doesn't view the wiki in retard mode.

They also say that this is Oasis evolution, in other words, a forced change that will eventually affect everyone as Oasis will cease to exist. Sooo I figured I'd leave you a message about this because we're gonna have to prepare ourselves and not only image-wise. 13:48, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

return of the idea
i dont think it takes the fun out of it, plus we could get the DoD to add cool pics or gifs to the card so that people still get to give those special gifts and shit--16:15, August 24, 2013 (UTC)


 * I think many of us just want to give our wishes in our own way. ( ._.) -- 16:19, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

Yep, I'll be checking on their progress. It's amusing how they keep making changes to things that are already fine. 17:10, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

Lolll oh well. Not like we can do anything... unless all the wikis go on strike or something :D 17:18, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, a "strike" was tried when Oasis was first unveiled. It didnt go so well--

revenge of the idea
just do it, dammit--19:41, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

not related to the other headers
apparently i need your permission to add interwiki links to pages ex:, and since all im doing is adding links to the corresponding page on the french ft wiki can i have it?--23:00, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

thank you, person-who-is-better-then-flipsy-but-not-better-than-me--23:06, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

im running out of titles
i just wanted to give you my 2,442th edit, enjoy--23:13, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

but its 24 mirrored--23:24, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

I do not believe in a god, I believe in certainties. The strength of my limbs, the sharp edges of my blades, the feeling of stepping over the corpse of a fallen enemy. But do not get me wrong I appreciate the edit that you have given me and I ask if you could give me your 50,000th. In return I will give the next two edits that you want.--23:33, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

You are not my god for I have already killed her and if another were to take her place then I would surely kill them, regarding the edit I wish since your 50,000th one has already been claimed may I have your 49, 494th edit?--23:40, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

Thank you, and in turn I shall reward you with my 2,500th edit. Your welcome :)--23:50, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

Fuck the title
im just going to leave these here:, and --23:57, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

COME AT ME BRO!!!   --00:03, August 25, 2013 (UTC)

Re:Fun
Don't be silly, Nei-chan doesn't stop the fun, Nei-chan starts it. BUT you must know when and where to do so :D like right now, in pm ;) 23:58, August 24, 2013 (UTC)

Uhhh.... Just make it fancy and all that. :) FairyWhiz! (talk) 00:01, August 25, 2013 (UTC)

You need to watch where you aim the fun! >:/ Some of us want to be presentable!!! 00:02, August 25, 2013 (UTC)

Daddy
Have you find it out who it is?

Why are you so slow? >_>

That's because you're not being human at all. >_>

Maybe if you could at least try to be human, then there would be no arguments, right? Anyway, just let the information off the hook.. XD Your observation skills are hopeless. XD *laughs*

I wonder what kind of man you would be with your woman? XD You're having a very hard time simply understanding me alone. XD What more with the woman you'd end up with? They're more complicated and much, much, much, much, muuuuuuuch more difficult to pick up and comprehend. XD *imagines Papa having a hard time understanding his woman* *laughs because he looks miserable* *laughs more because he cannot pick up what the woman is trying to say*

2,500th
like i promised here is my 2,500th edit--17:25, August 25, 2013 (UTC)


 * Glad to see that your OP fanboying payed off >_> -- 17:31, August 25, 2013 (UTC)

Wow
I just joined and I gained an instant kick? Thank you for that.

So that was ON PURPOSE. Well, thank you for ruining my day, Jakuho. Hope you had fun. :)

Jealous Jakuho is Jealous
"Jakuho, remove the "Married to Glass Heart" on your profile header." ---> Just in case you didn't see it before you left. :P

2,554
how long are you planning on leaving my profile like that? and for lucifer's sake have you watched those videos yet? 01:01, August 27, 2013 (UTC)

Oi Rai, you vandalized his page without putting the Trucky badge he hates so much there? FleetAdmiral88 (talk) 02:49, August 27, 2013 (UTC)

Inaccuracies
I noticed some inaccuracies on Nucky's page you may want to fix, such as how it states OP is the greatest manga ever. There is also his description of himself which seems to claim he is not some tiny child canadian who loves nothing more than apologizing for everything--

You know...
....for a black guy, you sure are poetic. Most black people(rappers) I've seen only talk about bitches,weed,money and other unmentioned crap. Just saying.

you stupid ugly whore-biscuit
you do realize this means war, dont you? 02:15, August 28, 2013 (UTC)

"Cant Possibly make it worse"
Nucky claims that you cannot make his page any worse then it already is, does thou accept the challenge? 03:10, August 28, 2013 (UTC)

Nucky
Your son committed a great atrocity today and unlocked Nucky's page, leading Nucky to change his wonderful page. You should punish your son--

Re: ಠ_ಠ?!
He asked, and said you forgot to unlock it. And it was 8 and I had to go to work, had no time to check. ( .____.) 22:58, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

Soweee. ( ._.)~ 23:02, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

i didnt actually say that you had forgotten to unprotect it (mega must have read it wrong) but you still shouldnt blame him you whore 23:05, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

what are you talking about? morgan freeman hasnt shown me his wrath, also of course i dont know you, you fool i've been on this wiki for less then half a year, i know basically nothing about you, except that youre a black texan with a giant ego (probably overcompensation)-- 23:12, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

"hard way" no thanks bro i dont swing that way, but thanks for the offer though-- 23:16, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

im SO sorry rai, your amusement is of such great importance -- 23:22, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

Masters of Animanga promotion
Hello! I am herald_of_meridian and I'm here to let you know that Wikia has launched a pretty exciting animanga project that might spark the interest of your community! The project in question is the Collaborative Writing Project with the Masters of Animanga and is an event stretching from September 3rd to the 27th, where users are invited to collaborate with some big names in the animanga business to create three short stories based around the vampire genre, samurai genre and girls genre. Animanga Wikia users can work together with Japanese professional mangaka, illustrators and producers to create a paragraph-to-paragraph story that will be highlighted on Wikia and eventually also on New York Comic-Con! Now isn't that great?!

Now, Bereisgreat and I are spreading the word for them and requesting some major animanga Wikis to promote the project to its community. Can I ask you to place this image on both the main page and the Community-corner and have it linked to the MOA blog post that I linked earlier? We would also like a blog post or a forum post (whatever is most popular over here) to get a conversation started on the Wiki. If I could leave that in your hands, that'd be great, unless of course you would like me to reach out to this Wiki's users. Both these things would be sufficient and ideal to get the word out and create some attention for the project, which is very much appreciated. Also, are there any particular users you are aware of that would be interested in writing a story like this, since I would like to reach out to them personally.

Well, that about wraps it up, thanks and I hope we can put some effort into this!

heraldofmeridian♣ 00:41, August 31, 2013 (UTC)

Re:Work
Well... you need to work me up. ;) and then after that... No, I think we're okay :) The Guild is running smoothly and if there's anything you want to throw in job-wise, do it :D I'm pretty much the Guild Master *giggles* so I'm pleased you don't have to bother with it~ 15:27, August 31, 2013 (UTC)

I don't know about work but Nucky just left you a present in his user page just now and you should say hi to Nunu before he comes looking for you. Peace out. -- 15:31, August 31, 2013 (UTC)

why dont you make umnei the GM already? you havent taken a job in over 2 years-- 15:32, August 31, 2013 (UTC)

Ah okay if that's the case, then yeah I believe there are things for you to do! You need to wrap up your articles for the Sorcerer Magazine and close up the discussion for tabs. Plus, I believe there's some RS work too?

You need a secretary? Why not a sexcetary? :D I'm open for the position~ ... I'm ALWAYS open ;) 15:36, August 31, 2013 (UTC)

Oh boo... hey, get on chat for a few mins :) 15:41, August 31, 2013 (UTC)

I find it preposterous that you hire an assistant without holding a preliminary interview process for the position of secretary to the admin. I would like considered as a candidate thank you. I will send you my resume in 10 minutes.--Dwight Kurt Schrute III (talk) 15:44, August 31, 2013 (UTC)

Um excuse me! This kind of behavior is completely unprofessional. I request you take a leave of absence, effective immediately and appoint me head of the wikia in your time away. --Dwight Kurt Schrute III (talk) 15:51, August 31, 2013 (UTC)

I see... anyways, Its my birthday in 2 & a half hours so if you want to have first dibs then go ahead. Toodles! ^_^ -- 15:52, August 31, 2013 (UTC)

Re:HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Arigatou Rai-taichou(Just this once. ;D) And yes I plan to ^_^ Having all sorts of relatives coming tomorrow.... and school starts on Tuesday... *sighs* -- 16:09, August 31, 2013 (UTC)

hello, on page seven of chapter 333, Motherglare said to be having an adamant body, so he would be the dragon adamant?

Umnei's Sexcetary Memo
* walks in wearing glasses and carrying clipboard*

Mr. Rai, you have a 7 o clock meeting with the board of directors over that thing you love, cake testing at the Olive Garden, and also, several users are exclaiming that you have to get the Magazine done asap~

Over and out from your sexcetary 15:25, September 1, 2013 (UTC)

Sexcretary? ._.

ಠ_ಠ
look at your edit count, now back to this message, remember how you you were supposed to give me your 49,494th edit? look at your edit count again, now back to the message. where the fuck is it? look at your contributions, now back to this message, i'll tell what you used your 49,494th edit on. click the link and look at the post, now look back this message, was that edit given to me? NO! so you know what? youre going to make it up to me by unlocking this page -- 19:50, September 1, 2013 (UTC)

I think you misunderstood Rai. I said that cause there was so much truth in it. I was always too scared to point out a few of the stuff you did so I was awe-struck ^_^ -- 19:58, September 1, 2013 (UTC)

thanks, in return i have removed the "my favourite words" section from my page and elevated you to the status of minor god. your welcome ಠ◡ಠ-- 20:00, September 1, 2013 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure you know by now that I mean what I say at least when I'm serious >_> If you want I can specify exactly which points I was interested in. -- 20:06, September 1, 2013 (UTC)

Only on PM. I dislike getting on people's bad side due to miswording and such >_> yes even though I do just that, its not like I do it purposely to piss people off, unlike a certain Canadian. Though I do admit, I do have an urge to mess with Nucky when he says some bullshit. =P -- 20:17, September 1, 2013 (UTC)
 * ಠ_ಠ --

22:01, September 1, 2013 (UTC)

Re: ಠ_ಠ
Yes, Papa?

That's because you kicked me. And yes, I take them seriously. And just as planned, I am just waiting for you to message me. :)

I didn't, and I wont ask to be safe, it' just that I had a plan of a kick-free wiki life. I could've let it go if a chat mod did it, but it wasn't, it's you. So, yeah. But meh, that was long over, so w/e.

Though I didn't expect that you'll message me. Papa does have a soft and caring side after all, eh? :P

Now, now, no need to act tough around me now.. Just don't kick me again.. >_> Or at least let me leave when you're on chat. <_<

That's why I said let me leave when you're on chat, if you cannot resist kicking that much. And hey, I wont be a lolicon. Though me being a bitch is a different story. You're aware of how my mood swings go, after all. But meh, I don't think I'll have this mood swings again.

I'll cling on that words, Pa. ;D

Anyway, how're you? We haven't talked for a long time like what you said, so.. Yeah. Share me some stories. ;D

Oh eh what's new? :3 You're a busy man: Either you're doing real life stuff, wiki work, having a leisure time, or doing something lew- *Papa covers my mouth with a duct tape*

Jak: What was that, son? *glares while smiling* Choko: Mppgh.. Mpgh.. ^_________^;

* Papa removes the tape* Anyway, yeah, so I understand. And as for me, here, derping as always. *derp* Though what keeps me busy is I am doing wiki work for a friend on OP Wiki. I am referencing + expanding the article he gave me, so.. Yeah. But aside from that, doing nothing at all.. I've been looking for work lately, but Lady Luck hasn't been giving me her smile, so w/e. ^______^

When will the magazine come out, btw? I wanna see it already. ;D

I am especially curious about the whore who stays in your turf. >_>

;)
Come on chat for a few mins, QT 20:26, September 3, 2013 (UTC)

Awh okay well I'll be stepping out so I'll talk to you at night. Which is when I'm SURE I'll be seeing you ;) 20:30, September 3, 2013 (UTC)

It just feels so right messaging you at midnight. Ya there? If so, sachet over to chat for me~ 03:55, September 4, 2013 (UTC)

Template
I need help with a template! I forgot to mention it earlier.

The copyrighted. I want this wiki's design! D:< I want to copy it exactly! Puh-lease? ;(

Let me know when you will not be busy. ;D

Page
just wondering. i've just notice, but is there a reason why we've kept the Name Spellings page as a main page? 19:47, September 4, 2013 (UTC)

Definitely change it to the project space--

that's what I was thinking, but I've been through that page soooo many times. the DOD even worked on it! why didn't I think of moving it before? i know I'm not that stupid >_> so I think maybe something kept me from doing it before but I don't remember 20:02, September 4, 2013 (UTC)

Are you still mad that you got married last night?--

Yeah, but what does that have to do with you?--

Yes, what I did was ask a question--

*Looks at recent uploads**sees you are about to copy Reli's sig....again* Hmmph--

Yeah, because your sig is totally not a copy of Reli's normal sig--

Hey look, I'm leaving you a message that isn't at the bottom of the page, see if you can find it. Anyway, Bonus Gallery should probably be in the project space too--

Where would the fun be in that?--

Sigh.
My message isn't even that far, and you're asking me a new header for the same topic already, Papa? >_> Anyway, I already did that, but for unknown reasons, it didn't turn out right.

Bummer. >_> Anyway, chances are, I'll also forget it myself, so I'll just hope that you wont forget it. I have the template anyway, though I'd want this wiki's design but if you cannot remember it anymore, then never mind. >_> Thanks anyway ~

A dirty whore like me has no right to judge. ;D

Sexcetary Update
Hello Rai, you need to attend the charity event over at Mt. Rushmore, take the private jet over to the Hamalayas for that booze cruise, and then later, tend to this template and dispose of it >:/ unless you want to keep it... 02:59, September 5, 2013 (UTC)

If you delete that template, it only proves you are a bitch =P--

what u talking about? 03:49, September 5, 2013 (UTC)

Sheesh, it was about time. You welcome.

-- 07:11, September 5, 2013 (UTC)

See, there you go with this whole blocking thing. Have you forgotten I have endless socks? Also, answer my other message above ^--

Administrators
te he he. :3 20:13, September 5, 2013 (UTC)

looks like mega and chaos are the only truly great and mature admins around-- 21:24, September 5, 2013 (UTC)

Lol what are you talking about? Absolutely no one in this wiki. Well, no one exvept BrackMamba, she is exactly what an admin should be :) 22:07, September 5, 2013 (UTC)
 * Lol, give me thirty minutes and I can dig up plenty of dirty laundry on Mega and Mapa. :D 23:11,9/5/2013
 * Don't do the impossible. ಠ_ಠ 23:12, September 5, 2013 (UTC)
 * I take that as a challenge. ಠ◡ಠ 23:16,9/5/2013
 * chaos has dirty laundry? this i wanna see--

23:20, September 5, 2013 (UTC)
 * One for Mapa. That was eazy. :) *goes off to find one for Mega* 23:22,9/5/2013
 * And several for Mega. The first block you ever made was a cruel, immature prank. Shame on you Mega! O, and check mate bitchez. ಠ◡ಠ 23:26,9/5/2013
 * i loled so hard at chaos' comment--

23:54, September 5, 2013 (UTC)

Reli was in on the blocks too, so it doesn't count! :D 00:02, September 6, 2013 (UTC)

Fairly Abridged
Papa! :D Fairly Abridged has been created~

 

Add this badge to your user page! So exhilarating! :D 00:20, September 6, 2013 (UTC)

I haven't resized any of them. what I did, a long time ago actually, was change the pixel size 01:30, September 6, 2013 (UTC)

RE: Re: Sexcetary Update
Awh well it's not about the fact that it violates any policies per se, I just didn't want it to be spread because I know our relationship is nothing but professional ;) Unless you can live with marriage, then alrighty. 03:10, September 6, 2013 (UTC)

Hey gramps.
Wanna grab a bite?

Yosh!
Awesome! :D Btw, I affiliated Black Bullet to this wiki~ 18:52, September 6, 2013 (UTC) Whore. >_> 19:04, September 6, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Reminder
Iro iro arigatō, chichi-ue.

just know that I didn't resize anything >_> 20:50, September 6, 2013 (UTC)

._.
* Keeps all Papa's dirty books and magazines and the lotion back on his drawer and sleeps in his bed* Let me sleep in peace, I am sick.. ._. *Covers myself with blanket*

I told you, I didn't do anything asshole >_> 03:09, September 7, 2013 (UTC)

But I thought you're already blessing my soul.

Affiliation
Hi, I'm from Terra Formars Wiki, I would like to ask for an affiliation between Fairy Tail Wiki and ours. In case you agree, here's ours banner. Thank you for your time :> (Unok (talk) 20:57, September 7, 2013 (UTC))
 * Thanks, uploaded it http://fairytail.wikia.com/wiki/File:TerraFormarsWiki.png Going to add your banner right now :> Thanks again (Unok (talk) 16:27, September 8, 2013 (UTC))

...
You... >_> 17:04, September 8, 2013 (UTC)

Yay~
I am actually sick when I typed that, Papa. 'T was because of my allergy to dust, but I am completely healed now. Though that doesn't mean I'll leave this bed now.. *readies to sleep again* Thank you. ;D

Anyway, have you found it out? :O I've been waiting for you to say: "Nunu, I already found out about it!" or something along those lines.. So.. Yeah. *sleeps again*

Tha template that you told me you will be figuring out. ._. I take it that you still haven't? :P

I knew it. Hahaha! XD Ah well, fine. I understand that you're forgetful busy, so no worries. :3

Stupid Canadian failed to accept his bet
Hey rai, i need a favor from you... ummm well me and nucky made a bet early today that i thought that rem is going to be a guest and he thought that mega is going to be a guest of this weeks podcast and the bet was if one of us was wrong than its two weeks avi change and if both of us are wrong than we both get a avi change. So since this week there wasn't a guest than we both need to change avis, i did it but nucky is trying to avoid it. So since you like messing with nucky allot can somehow force him to live up to his word if you know what i mean :D -- 22:50, September 8, 2013 (UTC)

Weekly Shonen Jump Wiki
I was wondering if i could affiliate Fairy Tail Wiki with my Weekly Shonen Jump Wiki. (Byzantinefire 17:29, September 9, 2013 (UTC))
 * Just so you know, Fairy Tail is not published in weekly shonen jump--
 * I Know that and don't think i don't. (Byzantinefire 17:41, September 9, 2013 (UTC))WSJ_Wiki-wordmark.png
 * question, what exactly is the point of affiliating a wiki with another-- 20:14, September 9, 2013 (UTC)

then why the fuck do wikis do it?-- 21:59, September 9, 2013 (UTC)

>_> thats lame, btw how long do users usually get banned for when they break talk page rules-- 22:53, September 9, 2013 (UTC)

what if they already knew the rules but did it anyway?-- 00:51, September 11, 2013 (UTC)

yeah, but if i actually did something (with full knowledge that it was against the rules) wrong then i should be considered for a ban, it wouldn't be fair to overlook what i did just because i've been here for a while-- 01:17, September 11, 2013 (UTC)

Rai, please, if he insists on being banned, wait until his 2 weeks are up. It looks to me like he's trying to get out of wearing his Snazzy new Colbert AVI.

http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag119/TristanTsunami/23px-Wendy_color_zps032e0473.jpg Tristan http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag119/TristanTsunami/35px-Chibi_Samuel_zpsb15ef4ec.png Tsunami   http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag119/TristanTsunami/41px-Chibi_uchiha_itachi_zps7c7d70ec.png 01:37, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
 * tristan templatize your damn sig

and thanks rai-- 01:41, September 11, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Stuff
Images that are .svg in format always gives me a hard time. I managed to upload one, but I already forgot how I did it. I always get a warning every time I upload it. I am starting to lose my patience, Papa. ._.

Your message is a very good arrival, Pa. I am literally throwing a bitch fit now. I can't upload anything. It keeps on saying the MIME and extension thingy. Dammit. If I can't upload them on SMnK, then that would also be the case on Mai Otome.

Videos
Hey whore! :D

So after deleting about 500 unused videos on the wiki, I was thinking about maybe having some sort of video policy (FUR and the lot)? The count was 23 pages, but now it's 13. Meaning, it would be a lot easier to start now. =P 14:00, September 10, 2013 (UTC)

I see~ Do you want me to look at the image policy and underneath it include some sort of rules for video uploading? Of course after getting your approval to publish it first. :D 23:25, September 10, 2013 (UTC)

Sexcetary Hawtness
Hey you, jump on chat ;) 23:39, September 10, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Stuff
I already figured it out. Thanks again, Papa~! :D

Sexcetary Bomber
You say you got the RG under control and that you're on top yet you seem to forget. *gets on top and takes control* It can be interpreted any way you'd like.;) 02:50, September 12, 2013 (UTC)

*Blush*
Awh it looks so good x) Thank you Rai! :) I wont let you down. I'll let you up ;) 03:53, September 13, 2013 (UTC)

Your childhood crush.....
.....is gonna get a new anime for her 20th anniversary. I'll leave you to your fantasizing now so have fun :3

Enjoy fighting evil in the moonlight with Umnei! *^*

Sailor Moon huh? She was Umnei's first anime crush too. Now I know why you two make such a good couple. Is that true that you guys take turns Cosplaying as Sailor Moon during sex?

http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag119/TristanTsunami/23px-Wendy_color_zps032e0473.jpg Tristan http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag119/TristanTsunami/35px-Chibi_Samuel_zpsb15ef4ec.png Tsunami   http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag119/TristanTsunami/41px-Chibi_uchiha_itachi_zps7c7d70ec.png 19:15, September 13, 2013 (UTC)

rai, don't let their insults ruin your relationship with Umy. you guys can have sex while cosplaying sailor moon characters all you want. we won't judge you :3 19:25, September 13, 2013 (UTC)

Breaking news!!! A new picture of Rai and Umnei saving the world!!!
 * -_____- All of you whores can burn in hell. Please and thank you. :3 20:19,9/13/2013
 * rai why are you acting like being in a relationship with umnei is a bad thing? you should feel honoured and be happy-- 20:28, September 13, 2013 (UTC)

All images presented were courtesy of ToshTaro Industries! *Does a lil business promotion* 8D

So kawaii.

Permit
I got my permit today. I got a car today. Gimme yo address so I can go run you over. :3 20:47, September 13, 2013 (UTC)

Abridged
Whats this I hear about you want a partner to work with for next week? For shame Jakuwhore, are you not funny enough to write one yourself? For shame! You must feel the pain that Raven and I felt--

God's right you know, you must feel the pain, joy and terror of trying to make the whole wiki community laugh with cucumber jokes and stuff ( ._.) 22:03,9/13/2013

Rai, I'm with them. I'm Lazy as shit yet I made a deccent Abridge in Aniki's Place a while back. Without the stuff they had to work with. So deal with it. Let's see what you got.

http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag119/TristanTsunami/23px-Wendy_color_zps032e0473.jpg Tristan http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag119/TristanTsunami/35px-Chibi_Samuel_zpsb15ef4ec.png Tsunami   http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag119/TristanTsunami/41px-Chibi_uchiha_itachi_zps7c7d70ec.png 22:11, September 13, 2013 (UTC)
 * Sigh. Fine, fine. Filthy whores. ಠ_ಠ 22:34,9/13/2013

Huh, I don't think I wanna drive by your house anymore. ( ._.) 22:23, September 13, 2013 (UTC)

and I been enduring that pain for last 6 months DAMMIT >_> Come on ManjuPa, at least your FIRST abridge should be solo~ It might impress Glassy ;)

or Umi (ಠ⌣ಠ)

or Rem (ಠ_ಠ)

maybe God (¬_¬) ..

^_^ I am Proud of you ManjuPa, thou I still hate you for picking that unmanly nickname ( ._.) it doesn't match my '''AWESOME, MANLY, SUPER and HANDSOME Garp avi ( T.T)

Also, if you need any help with one or two pages, I will be happy to help ( ^_^)/

WHO YA CALLIN MR.PEACH?!?! ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ
I prefer Grapes >_> they happen to be my favorite fruit!~

ALSO!! Momo is a cute name indeed but ITS NOT MANLY no matter how many Japanese references you attach >_> You names your own illegally adopted son with such nickname (ಥ_ಥ) HISTORY will never forgive you~

No wonder you won the CRUELEST ADMIN OF FT WIKI poll >_>

question about wallpaper
Hello, I administrator on French Fairy Tail Wiki. We are voting on our site to change the current wallpaper. We have a problem with the sizes of potential images (limited at 150 Ko for the theme designer). I've seen your background image has a size close to 1,5 Mo. How could you set it as wallpaper? I would thank you if someone in your communauty can answer this question. Best regards. You can answer me here or User:Ludo2776 Ludo2776 (talk) 21:12, September 15, 2013 (UTC)Ludo2776

Thank you, I've written to Relikz. Ludo2776 (talk) 20:59, September 16, 2013 (UTC)

I would, I would :D
Hahahaha! XD Hello~!

How're you? How're things? :P

Re: Ass

 * my
 * questions

and I don't have to answer squat. What is this Soviet Russia?-- 02:42, September 17, 2013 (UTC)

Natsume Yuujinchou Affiliation
Hello there, I am interested to affiiliate with your wiki.

Here our wordmark, http://natsumeyuujinchou.wikia.com/wiki/File:Wiki-wordmark.png

Thank you for your consideration ;-) Miyanlove (talk) 05:53, September 17, 2013 (UTC)

Wordmark
Here it is Thank you. Miyanlove (talk) 16:23, September 18, 2013 (UTC)

Thanks, I've added yours as well at our wiki, be sure to check it out ;-)

Miyanlove (talk) 16:44, September 18, 2013 (UTC)

Idea
Hello Admin,

I am new and I would like to request an improvement for this wikia. I hope you like it :) and do it in this wikia. If you're free check this wikia for an example [www.Fanon-fairies.wikia.com]. Just click characters then click any character in the top navigation box in that wikia (Not in this one!). As you scroll down in that wikia you can see a featured articles corner. Now I know you will say you already have a featured articles corner. The special thing about this one is it makes the wiki popular. If you're interested then Feel free to ask me how to do it. Then you can do it yourself and it will improve this wikia aswell.

Thanks, --Bloom Fairy Of The Great Dragon Fire! (talk) 11:37, September 17, 2013 (UTC)

Dear Whore king
I am alright with photoshop--

Please, everything that doesn't happen on this wiki is due to your laziness :D And there are no keyboard shortcuts for different styles of text as there are too many ways to do it. If you want to use bold etc text, you have to do it the old fashioned way of clicking t and then going to the dialogue menu between the font and the font size--

Whore ಠ◡ಠ you message me asking if I am good with photoshop and then ask about bold and italics and you expect me to think this is about the editor and not about photoshop? Here is a blank button. Add on to it whatever you want and upload it to the wiki. You then need the custom edit butons js which can be found on the Dev wiki.--

Team
According to this the FTA is an active team. Though it doesn't seem to be. Should I change its status or just remove it? Not that many people seem to use the help page these days, but still =/
 * Done. If it matters, don't hesitate to ask for ideas or help on the matter :3
 * Lol. I completely understand, having kinda had an experience recently.


 * Here is an idea whore, get off your lazy ass and do the awards, which I have seen a few people asking about.--

http://i1075.photobucket.com/albums/w422/imhungry4444/Gifs/ctqBn9f_zps152179ae.gif

-- 17:57, September 18, 2013 (UTC)

Re: RS
(`･_･´)ゞ Yes, captain. 18:45, September 18, 2013 (UTC)

Boring but great
How is that even possible? :/

Belgian Thievery
Jakuwhore, it appears that the daughter you have stolen from Leli has now been stolen from you by Fin, and he claims to be the father now, is this issue going to be ignored? 20:07, September 18, 2013 (UTC)

Re:RS
Dont be calling me no hombre, what do I look like to you?! ;( 02:31, September 19, 2013 (UTC)

Then that's good. :) Hey Pa, I want to buy some games. :/

* Tries* No luck! D:

Anyway, seriously, I've been wanting games, like crazy. I've been giving a lot of game titles to ma momma, but she's there are tons of issues.. Sigh. Y LIFE DO DIS

Good for you, then.. And well, whatever.. There is something that I want than games, at this very moment. :/

Hint: It's not cheese.

Twitter
Can you go there for a minute? :P

I left you a message in there. :)

You're pretty
Where's everyone elses comment saying this!? o__o 22:26,9/20/2013
 * Reads Mega's blog* You're pretty ;]

Oh.. well this is awkward.. (>__>)

Dear whore, you are hideous. Now go get that abridged chapter done--

Need some help? :/ 22:35, September 20, 2013 (UTC)

Awww damn, I was gonna say: "Good luck finding it! :D" You fucked my joke up, man. Fuck you man. I hate you. (t._.)t 22:37, September 20, 2013 (UTC)

*cuts off Rai's dick* Munchy says you've been messing with him ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Also, update your user info header thing 03:31, September 21, 2013 (UTC)

your dick is still cut off :/

you aren't married anymore... 03:49, September 21, 2013 (UTC)

Please Reli, he is keeping that there as it makes Rem rage like there is no tomorrow--
 * Is that really the case, or he's just still hung up to their marriage, and still refuses to let go? :/

*punches Rai with cat power* NOBODY BEATS CAT POWER!!! 03:59, September 21, 2013 (UTC)

Tell me
Anyway Pa, I need your opinion over something. ;D

But before that, can you afford to watch an episode? What I need to ask of you is in there.

If that's the case, just let me know if when you will be able to. It needs no rush, anyway.

PS: Make sure I will laugh on your abridge.

* Makes you nervous* You better make sure.

Please bitch, you are talking to the tyrant 19:03, September 21, 2013 (UTC)

You? please, bitch. 19:49, September 21, 2013 (UTC)

You left me with no target huh? Sly move... 20:53, September 21, 2013 (UTC)

tabs
hey remember this forum? do u also remember that u volunteered to do the proposals? well some of us got tired of waiting and did our own proposals ourselves, so all that's left is Wrath's proposal, so can you either do it yourself or get him to do it?-- 21:18, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
 * Forgive mah Papa, he's suffering from his old age, so he forgets important things.

you got the black slyness 21:43, September 21, 2013 (UTC)

Wrath's done, open up the voting-- 16:01, September 22, 2013 (UTC)

PAAAAPAAAA!!!!!!!
* Screams in too much happiness* :D :D :D :D :D

* Shakes Papa violently* I watched the trailer for Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII and Final Fantasy XV, and I'm so happy~! It's worth the wait! I love the new game play, especially the XV! *stops shaking Papa violently* *playfully punches his arms* KYAAAAAAAAAAAA~! It's so.. It's so.. Sooo.. SOOOOOOOOOO!!! *aggressively jumps on his back* AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL AND SUPERB! KYAAAAA! *whispers* Piggy back ride me! ಠ_ಠ And.. And.. And!!!! I might get my hands on Final Fantasy XIV soon! *Orders Papa to run through the sunset* Now Papa, run through the sunset! We will chase it! Noooooow! *Papa runs through the sunset while wearing a very annoyed face* *wears a very big grin* :D :D :D :D :D

* Eats cake*

Papa: Nunu, you really like- Nunu: *jumps back on his back* What? Papa: Nothing. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

And that's a shame.. ._. I followed FF since I was a kid, and I played every release, except for Final Fantasy XI, since that one is an online game. :/ Anyway, it's so awesome! :D Like, if I could put myself on a cannon and launch myself on your place, I would~! :D Teeheehee. :D Oh well, everyone has their own game preferences, and I have no control if Final Fantasy series doesn't interest you. Now, jump like a ninja~! *Papa jumps like a ninja while wearing a more annoyed face*

Play them! :D They're fun! Like I said, I followed it since I was a kid, and I witnessed the series' evolution, starting from PS1, 2, 3, and even the ones that is on PSP. And now, I am waiting for the release of LR: FF XIII, which is on February 11, and would probably wait for FF XV. :D Idk, I am so engrossed with RPG type games. :D I even wanted to follow the Suikoden Series, but it would be tough to look for one now, since most of the games are for PS2, and they're hard to find now.. ._. But oh well, yeah, it's so awesome. :D

ಠ◡ಠ
ಠ◡ಠ--

Nucky
Clarify something. How often is Nucky to be kicked from chat? Nucky thinks its only once per mod, I say its anytime anyone feels like it. Clarify--

Friendly Little Stalker
I hear you don't like Fairy Tales. Try these. You might learn to like them if they were in manga form and.... smut... CLICK AT OWN RISK!!! And just for the record, Toriko is awesome if you ignore the food and the ripped naked men >_> No seriously, the characters can beat the crap out of most of the cast in other series. And here's the best part, we still don't know anything about the true strongest beings on the planet. Right now we know of humanity's strongest, but there could be plenty more that might be human or non-human in the massive world of Toriko. Oh and I have to agree on that bit about Indian food. I don't hate it, but I prefer not to eat most of it. Give me Japanese or Chinese any day XD -- 15:52, September 25, 2013 (UTC)

Passing by ~
42652584672456236. ;D 16:07, September 25, 2013 (UTC)

^ ಠ_ಠ

Excuses! >_> You're not paying attention to me anymore! DX

* Resists* S-s-s-stop.. Exploiting my cake.. w-w-weakness! I am.. I am not.. i-i-inter..ested with things.. s-such as the-these.. *drools*

* Wipes drool* *slaps face* AH! I AM NOT INTERESTED! *turns back* HA! MY WILL WONT BE.. *smells cake* broken down.. *eyes glows* by.. *drools like crazy* cake.. ah.. *shakes head* AAAAAAAH! I AM NOT INTERESTED, YOU SILLY FATHER! I am.. not.. *drools in a corner*

* Toughs up my voice* AAAAH! I AM REALLY NOT INTERESTED WITH CAKES! NOT AT ALL! *faints for resisting cakes too much*

* Talks while asleep* What.. is.. this.. smell.. cake.. Papa I.. told you.. I am not.. ehe.. ehe.. inter es ted ..

ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ

Pretty
So my predictions were wrong... You're pretty. ( ._.) 18:40, September 27, 2013 (UTC)

So, most of my predictions were right so... you're not pretty ( ._.) 18:43,9/27/2013

He's a pretty slave, tho. ( ._.)

Why? D:

Toshi needs to call you pretty! >:) 18:53, September 27, 2013 (UTC)

Oh, sorry for the strong word! Omega's underling is what I meant to say. :)

I'm in the same boat. You're very pretty. There. ♪ Nasu Hime ♪ 20:09, September 27, 2013 (UTC)

youre an ugly, ugly whore, but i think youre cool anyway-- 20:18, September 27, 2013 (UTC)

yeah you are kinda awesome, btw can you get on chat for a moment? i want to talk to you-- 00:03, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

its done-- 00:45, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

fine i'll get right on it-- 00:52, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

there, happy now? oh and by the way i just wanted you to know that you just wasted your 50,000th edit on hungry, thats right hungry, not an important hard working user like mega, but hungry ಠ◡ಠ-- 00:57, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

i know ಠ_ರೃ, i dont know if you can remember but after the second time you vandalized my page we argued for a bit and as a sign of friendship i gave you my 2,442th edit and you told me i could have one of your edit, so you i asked for your 50,000th. but you told me you already gave that one away to mega, so i asked for your 49,494th edit, which you agreed to give me. unfortunately you went back on your promise as well as vandalized my page once again, so i declared that some how i would get you back, and when i noticed you had 49,988 edits I realized this was the perfect chance.

you know sometimes i can be an idiot, sometimes i just troll people, but there are rare occasions when i can outsmart people and old man you just got played ಠ◡ಠ-- 01:07, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

oh but there is (as i have just proven it can be done), earlier today i just happened to be on your profile and noticed you had 49,988 edits and that you promised to give your 50,000th edit to mega much like you had promised to give me your 49,494th edit to me. so i realized if i could get you to waste your edit on something else, then we would be fair and square, so i waited for you to comment on some blogs and get your edit count a bit higher then i invited you on chat where i negotiated with you about ending my chat kick marathon (killed two birds with one stone there) and then i purposely sent out a bunch of messages to the mods that werent worded that way you liked them, knowing that you who are so petty about this sort of thing would correct them, thus wasting your edits. and it worked perfectly-- 01:16, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

you're just denying the truth cause you dont want to admit that you got outsmarted by me, oh and by the way, my god is Raptor Jesus-- 01:20, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

Re: I feel pretty, I feel witty!
Oh god....Thought I could get away with it XD Well Rai, you are as pretty as Reli in the mexican sun, as skinny as Umnei at his walrus home in Seaworld, you have skin as smooth as sandpaper, and you have hair as shiny and greasy as oil~

Don't mess with the Brits Rai >:3

ಠ_ಠ
*Slaps you* Bitch. ( ._.) 01:23, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

*Thinks of a long message to write* You are a forgetful whore who needs to be manhandled by God; your owner! ಠ_ಠ

It was a summer morning when Mega got his lazy ass out of bed and started to color Mirajane dancing beautifully demonic for your ungrateful ass! After deleting the final piece over seven times because he wanted to make it look perfect for his father, whom I should state he wuvvvs, Mega colored one that was pleasing to his eyes. It was a few weeks before your birthday that he started coloring it, and making sure that it looked awesome! When he was done, he couldn't wait to upload it to the wiki for you to see. Mega however, solely received a short reply for the art: "Thanks son!!!!! That picture is awesome. :D" ... ... ... ...

When he was waiting for something like, I dunno, two sentences long. But that's okay, cuz for my birthday... Oh that's right: YOU FORGOT YOUR FIRST SON'S BIRTHDAY. T^T

There's also that time that you promised me you would feature this amazing song (btw, Whitney has praised Xtina on numerous occasions. As for Beyonce, not even once. :D) and you forgot that too and featured something completely different! But Mega said nothing thinking he was annoying you. There's also that time that you said we would do some kinda project as father and son...still waiting. One year later, still nothing. ... ... ... ... Lol, that was fun to write and I'm not really mad. :D

It's okay, I know you're forgetful. ;D That's why we're here to help your rotten memory. :DD 01:45, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

I'll be waiting! :D 02:30, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

Blame Wrath. He claimed it! And I don't usually give people edits unless they claim it, cuz I don't look at the edit count...and miss the edit. >_> 03:17, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

Re: 50,000th
I love you too tubby lumpkins~ -- 03:01, September 29, 2013 (UTC)

50,000th
* Jak comes home* *Jak opens the door* *He sees Nunu* Nunu: Hi, Papa. :D Jak: *All sweaty* He.. Hello. ^______^; (I feel like this is it..) Nunu: Can we have a little talk? :) Jak: *Starts sweating profusely* Ah.. Wha.. What should we talk about? Nunu: Let us have a seat first! :D *sits* Jak: Su.. Su.. Sure.. ^______^; *sits* O.. Oh! Nice tea.. and cookies! Where did you.. get.. these..? Nunu: *starts to leak a very killing aura but still smiling* Does it have to matter? ^______^ Jak: *looks away* Aha.. Ahahahaha.. Ha.. No, I guess.. So.. What is it? Nunu: *stomps hand on the table, startling Papa* You see.. Jak: *startled* WHAT! Nunu: Oh, voice raising at me, Papa? I haven't said anything yet.. ^______^ Jak: So.. Sorry Nunu, I-I-I I was startled.. Anyway, co-coc-continue..

Nunu: *clears throat* Uh, I remember that you said last June 7, 2013, that in exchange of my 5,000th edit, you'll give me YOUR 50,000th edit, which is apparently, you never did, and wont happen anymore. ^______^ I had to dig up on my archive to show you that proof, you know? :D Anyway, I actually saw that you reached the edit count that you promised to give me earlier / last morning (here on my place.. Actually I don't know when exactly, IDGAF), so I was wondering why a 50,000th edit message didn't appear on my talk. Sigh.. Maybe you just get caught up in editing, /and perhaps you forgot about it/ which is something I am proud of since like what you said, you can be productive whenever you want to that's why you didn't notice, but heck, a promise is a promise, although yeah, I actually forgot that they're meant to be broken, just like what you did~ And since it's an accident like what you claim, I would /slightly/ let you off the hook.. After I feel like doing so. :D Be it after this message, a day, a week, a month, or maybe I'll let you off next year, when I greet you a happy new year.

Jak: Nunu, wait, let me- Nunu: *shoves a cookie on Papa's mouth* Since you broke your promise, I'm outta here. Oh, throw those cookies and the tea away, they were made full of annoyance, you might hurt your stomach. :D Jak: Mmmphggh! DX Nunu: PS: I wont accept any explanations, so you can keep all of them on your self. ^______^

* leaves*

You're not reading what I just said, aren't you? I believe I told you that I wont accept any explanations. ^______^ What's done is done and I sucked it up, so you better do the same too. And oh, here's a double .gif for the message that you sent me: http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a541/lu801/NO_zps6208bd3a.gif http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a541/lu801/NO_zps6208bd3a.gif So stop scapegoating and don't place the blame on other people. Have a good day to you~! :D

Dibs
On your 75,000th edit. I figure by then you will be ready to admit I am superior to you--

Hey, you try leaving messages with as massive a hangover as I have--

I am being productive! I am making fun of you :D--

Sexcetary Piledriver
Hey boss, long time no update :3 I've just been up to some shenanigans here and there in real life whatnot. So, with September's end, I've decided to make God an S-Class Mage of Ref Guild. His...... assets x3 are greatly needed so I think he'll do great. Aside, Hm I don't know.. You can try to bring back some other fun wiki community activities we had going on, like the whole battle thing with 2 teams.. I forgot since I wasn't around during that time but that'd be cool. Also, the fairy wiki awards thing could make an interesting return, if that has any interest behind it. But chyeah, nothing big happened, really x) Now pay me so I can get my nails did, kthxbai :D 05:58, October 1, 2013 (UTC)

Oh, and Relikz left a message too, he needs you to mount dat DoD work asap to show it a good time. Get on it, Railicious! 14:38, October 3, 2013 (UTC)

Umy also forgot to tell you TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND DO SORCERER MAGAZINE 18:22, October 3, 2013 (UTC)

can't. i'm in my phone 18:34, October 3, 2013 (UTC)

was I supposed to make it magically appear? 21:43, October 3, 2013 (UTC)

i didn't know how many more days you would take bitch ಠ_ಠ 21:46, October 3, 2013 (UTC)

happy now? 23:09, October 3, 2013 (UTC)

Just don't tell anyone ;) 02:39, October 4, 2013 (UTC)

Did you perhaps not know that I know that? I'm working on it ;) 12:55, October 4, 2013 (UTC)

For shame, whore!
So I was looking around and I notice in the Grammar Guild, the guidelines are word for word stolen from what I wrote when I made the Grammar Corner ಠ◡ಠ I talked to Ultra and he says you are to blame for this. For shame, whore!--

Free! Wiki Affiliation?
Hi! I'm from the [http://free-anime.wikia.com/wiki/Free!_Wiki Free! Wiki] and I wanted to ask if you'll affiliate with us. If you are interested is our wordmark.

Re:Re:Free! Wiki Affiliation?
Done! You can find it. :) Thank you a lot!

Chat
get on chat now plz-- 21:58, October 7, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Images
Soweee for the lateness papa, I was playing with Saber~ :3

Hope you like them! 22:50, October 7, 2013 (UTC)

GameStop
Your son got a job first than you! :D I got the job at GameStop! :3 16:37, October 8, 2013 (UTC)

Muwhahahaha, they can't fire perfection! =D 20:34, October 8, 2013 (UTC)

DOD
hurry the fuck up 17:21, October 14, 2013 (UTC)

fuck you too 21:58, October 14, 2013 (UTC)

so are we all just copying mine and just changing it a lil bit? -_______- what happened to originality? 13:36, October 15, 2013 (UTC)

at least try :/ 19:24, October 15, 2013 (UTC)

various times. its the only way people get their shit done :) 01:58, October 16, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Harsh
Lol, you messaged me just to say that? XD Bored Jak must be so bored :P

05:30, October 16, 2013 (UTC)

Hey whore!
'If it makes you feel better though, your Australian accent is awesome! And, it's actually Australian unlike the accent of a certain British Whore portraying herself as Australian. :D'

ಠ_ಠ

At least I don't sound like a black Texan stereotype...

01:59, October 20, 2013 (UTC)

Arrr-Am-Jack-You-Hoe Rye-Ko-Ban... You are a liar!! ಠ_ಠ

And liars get no cake... or carrots...

02:05, October 20, 2013 (UTC)

Yes, yes, that was meant to be how you sound, so... granted you even have enough money to fill a sack let alone your pockets, go ahead and beat me *gets all up in Jak's face* 'Cause I'd like to see you try >:)

Well, guess you'll never know then... Poor, poor Jakwhore D;

02:18, October 20, 2013 (UTC)

Sexcetary Suplex!
Hey you, long time no talk :) Not much to update, I suppose... So hey, I was thinking... since the podcast has been around for about 20 episodes, it feels like it's starting to be a staple on the wiki. You should really advertise it on Twitter or something :) And, when are you going to be a guest, Mister? We need to discuss ;) 13:37, October 20, 2013 (UTC)

Hell-o
Missed me? :D

I originally planned to talk to you again when you message me, but I know that wont happen again, so I dropped it. I also planned to talk to you when Christmas comes, but that feels too long, so I dropped it. So, yeah, hi, Papa Jakky. :D

I fell asleep waiting for your response, you silly Papa. >_> Anyway, you really consider me dead, huh? How about I make that thought for real? For you, at least. XD And in case you didn't notice, I was talking to everyone, - more with Papa Reli to be precise - except for you. Hahaha!

So how're you? You tell me stories first.

* Sees this line* "And, you know, I'm starting to think you like Papa Reli more than me. >:("

- Papa Jakky The.. The.. D: The feels.. D: It's crushing my heart.. D': But.. Awww. X3 *pinches you in both cheeks* Now, now, don't feel bad~! *grins* Even though you're silly at times, that's what makes Papa Jakky, so don't feel that way. I already told you ages ago that I like both, it's just that Papa Reli's more around than you do; but hey, I didn't sent you a message first for nothing even though planned for you to message me first~! :D I normally don't lower my pride like that, you know? :P And good to hear~! What happened? Did you get accepted? Tell me about it~! :D

Guess I'll be having my chocolate and cake supply doubled now that you have a job now, Papa. ಠ◡ಠ Mehehehe. *grins evilly in the corner* *starts making my "Papa needs to buy" list*

You better should. ;D And hey, of all of your children, I am the one /as of now/ who shows up every now and then (at least on the wiki, I am sure many are asking how are you) so you better accept my answer. ;D Be around on the wiki more often, or at least get on Skype, and I swear, you'll get in touch with me a lot. :D

And well, I didn't say that you got accepted, I just asked if you got accepted. >_> And oh, I hope you get accepted, but I know you would be accepted somewhere even though you wont get that one, since I know you're a hard working Papa. ;D And yes, yes, you should see this list.. *adds more items* ಠ◡ಠ

Go get an operation to see my list, then. ಠ_ಠ

You..
You'll sulk later because I don't send you messages, yet you don't respond on what I sent you. Ah well, don't blame me later. X3 Hello, btw.

Mattaku.. >_> Fine. You haven't filled me in fully. Is that applying-for-a-job of yours the only thing that's new with you?

How about try breaking the law for a change? :O

Re:
I only use bots to locate what needs to be changed, so whatever. If you need pybot, come to me--

Pybot is the most overcomplicated, yet most helpful bot there is. Problem is it is impossible to teach. Ask Mega, I tried to teach him months ago. So if you need something with pybot done, just have me do it, as it will save many headaches--

This is reminding me of when you came to me to teach you to use AWB :D Pybot is good for mass deletion, mass move, basically all the stuff AWB is not good at--