Template:TMITM/October 2014

 

Now I have some disappointing news for you folks before I begin. Jakuwhore told us all that Halloween was his favorite holiday (probably because of all the fattening candy he can shove down his throat) so he told us to Halloweenify our articles. I had an amazing idea of making a js button that turns all white on the wiki background to black so I could make my article spookyish to read but unfortunately I could only tackle the css part and couldn't find a js coder to help me, so no spooky TMITM for you. If you want someone to blame though, lets blame Wrath just cause it will be fun. Anyway, on to the manga!



As Erza and Kyouka clash, Kyouka breaks the sword of Erza's Armadura Fairy armor. Noticing the clock, Minerva questions if Kyouka is manipulating time and tells Erza to hurry. Erza requips to her Black Wing Armor and my eyes opened wide cause I think we may finally be getting an old school awesome Erza fight and I'm all

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Finally, we had the old Erza back before those stupid flame pants. Kyouka then strikes a sexy pose and says her Reinforcement curse makes her stronger every second. Kyouka says that her life is fading with every second but that its worth it to bring back E.N.D.. Erza does her usual questioning the villain's motives and the two continue to clash as Erza requips to the Heaven's Wheel Armor. Still going good. Kyouka sends out a shock wave and suddenly brings everyone to their knees. She explains that she increased everyone's sensitivity to pain so much that the wind blowing is enough to cause pain. Erza, writhing in pain, falls to the ground and Kyouka steps on her. She tells Erza that armor doesn't look good on her and strips her.

Kyouka then begins to take away all of Erza's senses, telling her these are her last moments. Kyouka laughs over her victory, saying then that she won't kill Erza but instead make her live a life worse than that. And then thats when it happens. Despite having no senses whatsoever, Erza somehow is able to speak and give a typical nakama bullshit speech and then stands up. Things only get worse from there as she puts on the fucking flame pants and I am just done with this chapter. We all knew it was coming but it was still bullshit. Everything after Erza got naked was utter bullshit and I hate it. This is why I hate seeing Erza fights now because its the same thing all the time. I just wish we could for once have an old school Erza fight where she wins because she is smart and has the right armor for the right situation. But nope, doesn't look like we will ever have that again. So yeah, this chapter started good, ended horribly.



The next chapter begins with even more bullshit as Erza not only stands after losing her five senses (which would prevent her from standing as she cannot feel her legs and thus cannot know that they have been moved or planted on the ground), but she also lands a perfectly placed kick into Kyouka. Kyouka calls her out for her bullshit, to which Pantherlily, Frosch and Lector hypothesize about, but Happy gives the smartest answer of them all, claiming the reason she can do all this is because she is Erza. That truly is the only good explanation. I'm beginning to believe Erza's magic is bullshit magic, the power to do whatever the story requires her to do, no matter how impossible. Kyouka increases the pain Erza is feeling (again, she shouldn't feel pain, she has no senses), but it doesnt stop her as she keeps fighting. Erza then pulls out her swords and deals a finishing blow to Kyouka. Just then though, Erza collapses, sending her sword hurdling through the air. Minerva grabs the sword and stabs the fucking bitch dead. However, Minerva was too late and the timer for Face goes off. Did I mention this chapter was bullshit? Only saving grace was Minerva stabbing Kyouka.



And then face activates and all the mages are powerless as Tartarus destroys everything. Naw jk Mashima would never take away all hope in FT. Now you may be asking "Why does Sting have orange hair in the pic above? Well the answer is simple, its because Reli is a mexican and is obviously color blind. But moving on now. So we go back 20 minutes as Natsu enters the fight against Mard Geer. Natsu throws some flashy moves Mard's way but Mard just brushes them off. Meanwhile, Igneel and Acnologia duke it out in the sky. Acnologia reveals he isn't a dumb, stark raving mad bastard and decides to speak to Igneel and tells him he will destroy him. Back with Natsu, Mard sends him hurling downward though the ground, but the twin dragons show up to aid Natsu. After some quick catch up, Sting tells Natsu they should work together but Natsu refuses their help, shocking the twin dragons. Natsu states this is a job that Igneel gave him so he will do it alone. Thinking quick, Sting proposes they have a contest to see who can beat Mard first. This motivates Natsu who then strikes at Mard again. The three dragon slayers and Mard then continue trading blows until Sting kicks him through a wall. As Mard walks out of the rubble, he decides its time to get serious as he is now angry. I felt nothing for this chapter and that is because I don't care about Mard. People seem to love him but I just don't care about him. He seems like fodder to me.



Still in the 20 minutes ago timeline, the more useless members of FT are playing Whack-A-Lamy and by the looks of it, it looks like Elfman has the high score.

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Suddenly, Lucy arrives and Waren forgets to stop broadcasting his thoughts and tells everyone he thinks Lucy has a nice body. When asked if everything is okay, Lucy remembers Aquarius but tells everyone that everything is fine. Lucy then informs everyone of what has been happening. Gajeel and Levy make their way to Porlyusica's with the poison sample with Juvia riding on Gajeel's back, asking for Gray even while passed out. Gray has found something as Lucy informs everyone of his new powers which iirc, no one should know about as Gray and Silver were isolated and Gray never returned to the area with the rest of them. She also tells them that Natsu is probably in the air fighting Acnologia. As the recap ends, Wendy and Pedobolt arrive all serious but everyone's jaws drop as they see her new hair. Carla then informs them that they still need to deal with the massive number of faces, which again causes their jaws to drop.

Meanwhile, Mard is still fighting Natsu and the Twin Dragons. Mard sets E.N.D's book down and goes into a speech on how he hates emotions, especially anger. He then goes and takes a seat on his throne and gives us the wonderfully insightful line "Mard Geer is Mard Geer". Mard then attacks cutting his opponents to shreds with his thorns. Natsu attempts to strike the sitting Mard but is blown away. He tries again before calling on Sting and Rogue to help him. The two unleash a combined attack but Mard simply absorbs it. Natsu tries for a surprise attack but Mard easily dodges and strikes back, knocking Natsu away. Mard returns to his throne and says "gg, ez" and the three dragon slayers are shocked to hear Mard hasn't even fought seriously.

Over with the rest of FT, Warren tells everyone his magic is not strong enough to inform every magician on the continent about Face. As they all begin to panic, Makarov suddenly contacts them and says they still have their wild card, Lumen Historie, Fairy Tail's ultimate weapon which turns out to be Mavis Vermillion's body in crystal. Okay so everyone was going nuts over this chapter but to me, it was just meh. The recap in the beginning was pointless and to me, Mard feels like fodder. I get the feeling he is going to go down quick to Lumen Historie and I just don't care about him. It was cool finally learning what Lumen Historie is but I'm more interested in FT0 now then and whats to come rather than the now.