User blog comment:Imhungry4444/Ask Hungry/@comment-1044263-20130110223606

So I googled fun questions to ask someone, but they were all shit, so now I'm stuck. While writing this, I come up with a suitable ridiculous question, so I guess that'll be good enough. What I really wanna know about you:


 * How do you shit? Is it like, a fully automatic machine gun, TATATATATATATA, is it just one huge dump, do you maybe split the huge dump into several, smaller dumps? Also, don't you hate it when the poop gets stuck in your arsehole-beard? Or do you have golden drops everytime? Do you wipe your ass riskful but economic (one sheet), or do you play safe and just wipe it with the entire roll? Explain in detail please.

Let me know!