User blog comment:The Venerable Bede/Earthquake prediction our place included...very strong.../@comment-2106167-20120621161139

What the fuck is up with the world... First we have earthquakes in Italy, a non-seismic zone, then for the exams we're tasked with translating a Greek text written by a difficult author who hadn't been selected in 34 years, and now yet again another earthquake, this time POWERFUL, might be happening?

Screw it. Remember Ximon, you're a Mage of the Grammar Guild. Don't let that fucking earthquake even DARE TO THINK that it'll be able to wreak havoc in your place. Show it who's the boss. You'll grasp it by the collar and shout in its face: "DON'T YOU EVEN DARE TO THINK THAT YOU'LL WREAK HAVOC IN MY PLACE! GET THE FUCK OUT, DAMN SHOCKWAVE, AND DISAPPEAR FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!"

Remember who you are, Ximon! The Aldarinor Pirates won't be scared by some damn shock! Beat the crap out of that lousy earthquake, pal!

Simbako, then... To the earthquake, that is. It'll need all the luck that it can have to survive its encounter with you! WREAK IT, XIMON!