User blog comment:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Sorcerer Magazine, Issue 44: August 2015/@comment-25111584-20150903084824/@comment-3290324-20150904163143

"As a kind guy, he needs to be adept at imitating a cow, ie. looking into the distance with a serious look on his face while thinking about absolutely nothing (or possibly about boobs). If he can do that, fantastic choice. If not, go kill yourself."

I have never laughed so hard at something in my life!!!!!!