User blog:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Chapter 330: Zirconis' Magic, Review.

Okay, this chapter was pretty good. The cover was awesome. Erza + Outer Space + Hot Space Armor = Epic. >_> It starts off with Natsu and F. Rogue continuing their fight. The Dragon, thankfully, is not anywhere near finish fighting. Although, to be honest, it seemed a lot less fearsome when I learned it's name was Mothergrea. The Dragon seemed even less fearsome when it began to shoot eggs.....then those eggs hatched little baby Mothergreas.....and the Dragon still seemed unfrightening. Then Laxus comes and hits the baby Mothergreas and says he'll handle good ol' Mothergrea - and his team of fanboys and girls have his back. Then Mavis tells Gajeel to handle the other Dragon, and leave the Mothergreas' babies to all none-Dragon Slayers.

Sting starts to ramble about some Nakama bullshit that Natsu taught him, yada yada yada. Then Rogue claims that it's time for Sabertooth to move forward pass their dispassionate era, which is ironic considering that he becomes evil. Elsewhere, Blue Pegasus is faced with a Dragon, and, as expected, they are handling it in a hilarious manner. Jenny tried to seduce it and Ichiya actually tried to spray it with armpit perfume, but the Dragon had no nose - which was funny....to me at least. ( ._.) The Dragon then starts bragging about how strong he is, and then, Cobra makes an epic appearance and knocks it across the head. :)

Meanwhile, DORANBOLT and Lahar appear and decide to join the fight - 'bout time. Natsu, of course, begins to spout out some more encouraging bullshit and Rogue starts bragging about the power of Dragons blah blah blah. Elsewhere, Ziconis? Zirconis? Zinos? I don't remember ( ._.) threatens to eat all the Eclipse-gate-located-people (no, I couldn't think of a better name). Wendy is the only Dragon Slayer in the group, but of course, she's having confidence problems. As well she should, Dragons are scary. >_> Zico seemingly tries to demolish them but he's reallly just removing their clothes. It must be fan service for the girls because I didn't find a single naked woman. Except for one guard who kinda looked like a woman, but wasn't. Btw, one of the guards desperately needs to do some manscaping..... moving on. >_< Well, actually I'm not, because Mashima clearly didn't feel that the naked guards were disturbing enough....so he threw in a naked minister.And Zico lets them escape because men apparently taste terrible to eat...... all men except me. I taste like chocolate and strawberries. Don't believe me? Ask Yummy. :)

Anyhow, Zico then strips Lucy and all is right with the world again. And I suppose seeing Lucy naked disturbed Wendy enough to give her courage so she bravely tells Zico that she's going to crush him.