User blog comment:Monkey.D.Me/Fairly Abridged - HumorHoe (- - )ゞ Reporting BACK!/@comment-4047931-20131208182556/@comment-4047931-20131208185653

Well if you have to follow a religion based on Ireland then you would most likely want to become a Catholic, unless you want to join the ones up north. I guess though in Catholic Heaven we would get to party with the Mexicans, Spanish, Italians and more, but if you where to get lucky in any special lady then prepare for kids and lots of em. Anyway to get into any heaven being good is the first place to start rather the what religion you choose as for all we know we might end up spending a lovely night out with the Devil and the store owner and cop who kidnapped Ving Rhames and Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction and if that's the case I call dibs on being Bruce Willis.