Template:Jakuho's Corner/May 2013

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Stale Rumors >>>  '''Hello everyone! Today we will be interviewing the most blasphemous whore on the site, ! Fairy Tail Wiki: Tell us a little about yourself. Godisme: I am just your average egotistical self-obsessed guy with too much time on his hands.

Fairy Tail Wiki: How did you first discover the Fairy Tail Wiki? Godisme: A long time ago, on a wiki not so far away, I was training a disciple who ended up turning on me to go and be the bureaucrat at Fairy Tail Wiki. Then I ascended to Community Central adminship and you kept asking for help on the forums so I started going there to help you with your problems. Or, I'm sorry, you are pretending to be the Fairy Tail Wiki as a whole, so I have to say that Jakuho kept going to the Community Central forums for help and so I would visit the wiki to help him out with templates and stuff he couldn't figure out.

Fairy Tail Wiki: What 5 tips would you give new users on the wiki? Godisme: 1. Get on chat, we are fun, even if 90% of the time we don't discuss Fairy Tail. 2. When on chat, don't click Rem links. 3. Ignore Jakuho when he says he is God. 4. Join a guild or team, they are fun.

5. Get a Gen V pokemon game so I can fight you!

Fairy Tail Wiki: Why did you flip on the Bleach Wiki? Godisme: We stopped seeing eye to eye. I wanted to open up the wiki a little more and stop having discussions only on chat. They didn't like that. They all pretty much started hating me when I decided to quit chat due to not wanting to deal with an incredibly bitchy user so I figured I would high tail it out of there and head to a wiki that was already implementing a lot of what I had hoped Bleach Wiki could become.

Fairy Tail Wiki: Do you like your nickname - Flipsy? Godisme: No >.> I am obviously Dark Laser. Also the dog's name is Flipsie.

Fairy Tail Wiki: Why do you keep blaspheming against your God? Godisme: Because you are a whore undeserving of the title when I am the one true God who taught you everything you know. Back on Bleach wiki you were all appreciative of everything I taught you but now you have tried to surpass me as God, that just ain't cool.

Fairy Tail Wiki: What kind of self-obsessed ego maniac thinks he's God >_>? Godisme: One who IS God! Obviously if you need to ask, then you are not really God. Silly Jakuwhore.

Fairy Tail Wiki: If you could marry one woman on the wiki, who would it be? Godisme: Maybe if you spent more time in chat, you would know that I abide by the dating rule of half + 8. As such, there are no women on the wiki who meet my criteria. I am not into marrying 13 year old girls such as yourself.

Fairy Tail Wiki: If I said "Jews suck" would that offend you? ಠ◡ಠ Godisme: If I said all black people are whores, would that offend you?

'''Well, there ya have it folks. Instead of repenting for his sins, Flipsy spouted out more blasphemous lies against his God.'''