User blog comment:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Chapter 403: Erza vs. Kyouka, Review./@comment-4449950-20141007015446

TheCarrotSaysYumYum presents: Reading Along with Vegetables!

Welcome to Reading Along with Vegetables! This week, a read-along to chapter 403 of Fairy Tail, "Erza vs. Kyouka".

Alright kids, are we ready? Just try and follow me, okay? :)

Page 1: Gray and Happy eating... Lol wtf ever... gimme a Jellal or Meredy cover Mashima! Or, y'know, a character we HAVEN'T SEEN IN HALF A YEAR GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHERE IS JELLAL!!? *glances at the kids* Okay, I'm calm... I can do this...

Page 2: Fairy Tail by Mangastream. Gah, THANK YOU Stream for always wasting a page and screwing references because you need to REMIND PEOPLE ON YOUR OWN SITE THAT THEY ARE READING FROM MANGASTREAM!! GOD DAMN IT!! *glances at audience again* No... No, I'm calm... Continue...

Page 3: Art, meh...

Page 4: More reference-screwing art thanksfornothing

Page 5: Okay, Armadura Fairy is down. What a shame... I like that armour and I wish we got to see Erza use more of these old armours (like, with their abilities she hasn't shown in years) rather than just do 1 slash and have them destroyed, but oh wells :/

Page 6: Ahahaha, cools, Face's timer is really going down. I hope it goes off... I really do. Again, for those who weren't in chat last night and didn't see my link to Stella's prediction from a volume afterword, read this. I really hope she is correct and that Face goes off. I need it to at this point.

Lols, that's the way Minerva... stay on the floor doing NOTHING and just tell Erza that she needs to hurry XD No pressure there or nothing.

Page 7: Okay, Kyouka looks sexy as fuck in her Etherious Form :D I will admit it... really cool. Like, all of the other Etherious Forms looked creepy as hell or full retard, so it's nice to see one that looks damn awesome~

Page 8: Okay, yep, once again state that your life is forfeit due to the plan... that's totally not going to make Erza try and use that against you later on to convince you that you have reasons to live. Way ta go Kyouka >_> Plus, also remind her of your plan... mega smart right there too... *sighs*

Page 9: Kay more destroyed armour and another Requip... hopefully Erza does something with her Requip though rather than just using it to show how awesome Kyouka's strength is for no reason .-. Why bother Requipping to such large, heavy armours if she's just using them to cover herself from attacks? She's not even using the armours' abilities anymore... chuck on any old Heart Kreuz you've got lying around and save drawing time .-.

Page 10: "You chose death and gave up on the path you walked?" Last time I checked Erza, you tried to sacrifice your life for your friends in the ToH, so that they could live their dreams. I know you learnt from that, but is Kyouka's willingness to die so that her guild's dreams are met SOOO much different?

Plus, bitch... you KNOW they can have their bodies rebuilt! Pretty sure Mard'll just summon some Kyouka-like person again later on >__>

Page 11: Lightning? Cools...

Page 12: Everyone in pain? COOLS!!...

Page 13: Erza with a maxed out sense of pain and everyone else feeling like crap because Kyouka went overboard? COOLS!!!! :D

Page 14: Oh damn... this is worse than that torture scene. You know what would be great here? If Erza had some sort of armour that was infused with Magic so that it repels anything touching her - like, she modelled it off of Midnight's abilities she saw ages ago in Oracion, so then even if she is in pain when the armour touches her, nothing else can touch her and she can try to keep fighting :D

Page 15: Ah okay, looks like she's in too much pain to consider Requipping D; Makes sense... Ah damn, here comes Kyouka's bitch speech :< More stripping? Fine then >__> Taking off her armour will make it easier for you to claw her heart out...

Page 16: Poor Happy D; I hate seeing Happy get upset. Oh wow, she's going to take Erza's senses away. HOLY SHIT right there...

Page 17: Wow.... she actually did it. I thought she was going to talk about doing it and then Erza or someone else would get her before she could. So, Erza floating in blackness... Who or what is going to save her, because with no senses, she has no way out of this :D

Page 18: Damn, Mashima was right when he said Kyouka would be pulling some bitchy things later on in this arc. Kinda wish she'd stop monologuing to a deaf person and start attacking, but if Erza has no senses it's not like she can do anything...

Page 19: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A DEAF PERSON AND TRYING TO GET HER TO SAY THINGS KYOUKA!? YOU JUST MADE HER DEAF! Arg >__> Bad guys, am I right?

Wait... no... why is Erza talking back if she's deaf?

Wait... how is she standing... JUST HOW IS SHE STANDING! And no, don't give me that "she has endurance" BULLSHIT.

 I have an aunt who has a spinal issue that causes her right leg to randomly lose all sense of feeling, and she can barely walk on it. It has taken her years to learn how to place it properly when it loses its feeling so that she can even walk onto her other foot, and she needs a cane. Someone who has JUST lost ALL FEELING in their body AMONG OTHER THINGS should not be able to stand so proficiently... Erza should fall straight back to the ground. 

Just give her a goddamn flick and send her falling Kyouka >__>

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WHERE IS THIS SPEECH COMING FROM!? WE DIDN'T EVEN GET A FLASHBACK TO HARDSHIPS OR SOMEONE INSPIRING OR PAST EVENTS OR ANYTHING! WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS COMING FROM!?

OH.... MY... FUCKING... GOD... ARE THOSE FUCKING FLAME PANTS!? ARE THOSE THE FUCKING FLAME PANTS!?!?!?!?

I AM DONE... GG EVERYONE... I AM DONE.

THIS COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT, BUT NOW I DON'T WANT TO TURN THE PAGE... I DON'T WANT TO TURN THE PAGE... DON'T MAKE ME TURN THE PAGE...!!! DX

Page 21: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! HOW DID SHE KNOW WHERE KYOUKA WAS TO PUNCH HER SO HARSHLY!? SHE IS BLIND!

HOW DID SHE KNOW HOW HARD TO THROW HER ARM TO PULL OFF SUCH A PUNCH? SHE HAS NO SENSE OF FEELING!

HOW DID SHE STAND IN THE FIRST PLACE? SHE HAS NO HEARING TO BALANCE HER BODY!

"Something like this isn't even worthy of the name pain"? YES, YES IT FUCKING IS! AND YOU CAN ADMIT THAT ERZA! I LOVE YOU AS A CHARACTER... YOU CAN BE WEAK, YOU CAN BE AFRAID, YOU CAN NEED SOMEONE TO COME AND HELP YOU OUT! THIS IS A HARSH ARC AND THE OPPONENTS ARE REALLY SOMETHING. BUT NO... YOU CANNOT JUST PULL OFF THE SHIT YOU JUST DID. '''YOU. CAN. NOT!''' I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE SUPER STRONG, IF YOU'RE MY FAV FEMALE CHARACTER, IF I WANT YOU TO WIN... YOU CANNOT DO THIS...

PLUS, IN THE FLAME PANTS. SHE ALREADY DID THIS EXACT SAME FUCKING FIGHT HOW MANY CHAPTERS AGO WITH MINERVA!?!??! IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME! AND THE SAME AS AZUMA... AND PANDEMONIUM... AND KAGURA! OMFG... IT'S ANOTHER RE-HASH.

I'M SO ANNOYED! I'MSOANNOYED!! I mean, have Gray come in and help... have Minerva teleport Erza away rather than being useless... have Laxus and the Raijinshuu show up having been cured thanks to Levy taking Tempesta to Porly... have Meredy sense-link Erza and give her part of her senses back... I DON'T CARE! JUST NOT THE SAME THING AGAIN THAT MAKES NO SENSE!! *shakes* AATFUYWUYIFKYIDAHLDIIYLGUOHL!! >:(

Page 22: I don't understand... I just don't... At least... if ANYTHING, Kyouka isn't down. She just took a punch.

But I don't see how this can improve. Erza is in flame pants pulling the impossible and Face's timer is about to go off. I will ONLY be happy if Face goes off. Fine, let Erza win this fight that makes no sense, but have Face go off. I don't know what I'll do if Erza takes out Kyouka and Face at the same time... I will... I will attack somebody.... really >_>

Plus... to the people saying this is a Jerza moment... sorry, this isn't a Jerza moment for me. This is sad. Erza has no senses because of a Curse. She will damn well get them back, but comparing her and Jellal because they are both blind? What!? No... that's sad.

Speaking of Jellal... WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS!

Actually. Fuck it. I'm done yelling and complaining. I have no more want to.

Page 23: Art...

Page 23: A-a-art...

*collapses*

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Wake me up when Jellal appears and Erza has a non-rehashed and non-predictable fight...

Aka: NEVER.

THE E.N.D.