User blog comment:IamJakuhoRaikoben/Sorcerer Magazine, Issue 16: April 2013/@comment-5161856-20130505140139/@comment-1393830-20130505155005

You are supposed to be a married man, you can smack one ass and one ass only and that is your wife's ass in the privacy of your own home. By smacking the gif's ass, you committed infidelity and Slagathor can now divorce you. By smacking my ass, well, that's just gonna get you smited.