User blog:An00bis22/Funny Story Time Part 3 (Happy's evil council)

If you're not familiar with the story check 2 part:http://fairytail.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:An00bis22/Funny_Story_Time_part_2_%22Sting%27s_redemption%22

PREVIOUSLY ON FUNNY STORY:

Happy:i'm gonna have my revenge!!! >.<"

AND THE EPIC PIE CONTINUES I MEAN STORY:

SOMEWHERE IN FAIRY TAIL:

Happy:Wellcome gentleman's to my council,i'm glad you all came,now the for the evil roll call:

Gray Fullbuster:Natsu is gonna pay for cheating on me!! T.T

Rufus:I'm fabulous ;)

And Sh*t boy i mean Sting:Hahaha....ou and don't forget Obama-Snow! =\

Happy:Who??

Obama-Snow:Hi i'm the Sh*t that came from Sting's "backpack"

Sting:Yea..it was this,or death,so guys he is our 5 member >.<"

Happy:0.o Ok...so i have summoned you all to create a evil plan that will bring the end on Natsu and his pathetic partner Rogue.

Rufus:I have an idea let my use SIRI to help us. =)

Happy:SIRI???

Narrator:You F**ktard i was eating....Siri=iphone vocal application blablabla....

Rufus:*pulls the black iphone from his pocket*..yo Siri !!

Siri:Do you want to talk to Siri,or Black Siri?

Rufus:Daa...the black Siri.

Black Siri:What the F**k do you want now sissy pants?

Happy:How the Hell is this gonna help us....

Rufus:You'll see Happy..Yo siri what's the weather outside*siri:go and stick your head to the window*....ok Siri give us a plan*siri:what..do i look like a plot creator*....T.T

Happy:Moron you're useless..come on 1 of you Mother F**kers must have a good plan!! Obama-Snow:Well i have 1...=\

Happy:Ou guddy,the big pile of Sh*t has a plan..come on,pring it to us Sh*t-head.. Obama-Snow:How about we go in the cover of night and kill him.XD

Happy:That's the most retarded idea that i've ever seen, you go to the back of the line Sh*t-face!!>.<"

Meanwhile in Natsu's house,Rogue and Natsu,were trying to make money:

Rogue:Aa..Natsu why are we making fake money??

Natsu:Cuz..this is the only way we can make money..really, when was the last time, i got paid from a quest?? =/

Narrator:The Runed Guard's were passing by.

Runed Guard's:Knock,Knock...who's there,open the door!!

Natsu:F**k the Guards are here....*shouts at the door*Nobody is here!

Runed Guard's:Then who spoken now??

Natsu:Just the wind.....

Runed Guard's:Ok then,carry on...

IN THE COUNCIL:

Happy:Finally i've got a plan,so evil that will make Rufus sexual ambiguous, look like a puppy...we're gonna make a troll video,and post it on youtube Muahahah =)

Obama-Snow:i'm gonna play the role of Natsu...

Narrator:After 45min...

Rogue:Aa...Natsu you must see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fOkETfutoY XD

Natsu:WTFFF....T.T

THE END =P

Credits:

....ME and RC for the idea XD