User blog comment:B214/Caption this! 3/@comment-24403746-20140524111417

1. WHO CALLED ME FAT!!! 2. I can show you the woooorld (shining, shimmering, splendid) 3. Look at my purple ball! It's f*cking fabulous. 4. I'm gonna tap dat ASS. :3 5. (has already been said but obviously) FALCON KICK! (this one is really fucked up jeeez I'm f*cked up) 6. (Dude on the ground) I'm gonna get fisted with a flaming fist aren't I... ಥ^ಥ