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Welcome everyone to SEXIEST TRIANGLE ALIVE! Why is this article around you ask? What does it even mean? Well, I'm not sure if it was the medicine doing it or not, but I wanted everyone to have a good laugh, of course, since I was sick and off work when I made this! Without further ado, let's go!  The origins of Miskos3 are shrouded in the shadows. With only the knowledge of his penguin heritage to go on, Miskos was able to make himself known to a community of similarly unusual humanoids: The Fairy Tail Wiki. Mastering the mysterious art of imagery, he has solidified himself in his place. With an unknown art however, he was able to steal away Wrath from his boyfriend Kuro though this remains no easy task to this day.  Born to the greatest eating contest contestant of all time, Wrath022 has a number of achievements to his name, among the most notable being "Wrath Fail Day". However, even that pales in comparison to his magnetic charisma that attracts all nearby, be they man, woman, genderless or child. He's now the target of affections for Kuro and Miskos but so far has been ambivalent in finally choosing, having married Miskos but dated Kuro consistently.  He is the great master of the breasts. The #1 perv of the century and he's not afraid to admit it or share his ways. Meet KuroAshi98. Still joined together with Wrath in a curious relationship, in which they are consistently spied upon by yours truly, he now has to compete for Wrath's affection against Miskos with all his might. Only time will tell if he is able to achieve his goal of making Wrath his forever or if he has finally met his match.



Nobody knows for sure what will come up in the future. Whether there will be a guy in the future who takes away one of these men from their lover, or whether that person is female. Nevermind, there's no chance of that. All we can do is wish these men or women, depending on how they are in bed luck as they battle it out to win the heart of their lover and pray that we aren't caught in the crossfire of thongs and pastries. "The wisest of men is a fool where affairs of the heart are concerned."

- Some dude from an anime I can't recall.