User blog:Monkey.D.Me/(ಠ ಠ) I failed ..

Hello ladies and rest of you penis-blessed beings ..

AND MAH LUV '''CHAOS!! <3<3<3

Well, as you know that my illegal MexicanBro Mega already made his selection for the Fairly Abridge(FA) Team (ಠ⌣ಠ) .. and seeing the selections >_> I expect this team to survive 3 weeks .. MAX!! (ಠ_ಠ)

Here are the chosen warriors of the NAGGING SPARTA!! Trust me, there will be LOTS of nagging when you are in abridge business >_> personal experience ( ,_,)


 * 1) IamJakuhoRaikoben	Accepted
 * 2) Relikz	Joker
 * 3) Godisme	Accepted
 * 4) FairyRaven	Accepted

While there is a good amount of Decent Back-Up members to help when in need ..
 * Arvee100smart	Back-up
 * Red Eyed Raven	Back-up
 * Fairy Tail Grand Master	Back-up
 * Nosebleeds	Back-up
 * Cpt.Byakuya	Back-up
 * Marcus Junior	Back-up

Please everyone, a round of applause for these great people who will whore themselves to make you laugh ^_^

(No one is giving shit)

I knew, we should have just opened a '''Strip-Club instead >_>

(Cheers are heard from everywhere)

But regardless Mega's "pleasing" efforts and advertisement .. we have no idea what to do with this Team we just created ( ._.) .. well, we still have that free cooking and milk offer for those interested ( ._.)/

But regardless all my whining ^_^ lets advance to this abridge which I made and .. .. '''failed ( _ _)

Started off to the cover-page of this one character whom holds NO importance in my eyes and I feel that '''FT would have been NO different if this man didn't existed >_> ..

http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc470/monkeydme/2fdfa315-b579-4da5-ab0a-2b8d9feef56f_zps6d43b4f0.jpg

told you, even coming up with jokes for this jerk took me 15 minutes >_> '''MOVING ON!

http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc470/monkeydme/18f1ffb6-84dc-4b20-a192-42868423afc8_zpsbfe48bb6.jpg

Mega: (ಠ_ಠ)

What? ..

Mega: (ಠ_ಠ) whores shall NOT complain, now advance on the abridge ( ^_^)/

STFU!! TT^TT you have no idea how hard its to make a abridge when the '''chapter itself is so good ..

http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc470/monkeydme/3_zpse5f4ad2f.jpg

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( ._.) maybe I should have just told someone from the FA Team to make the abridge .. ANY VOLUNTEERS?!

(Everyone takes 5 steps back)

I thought so (¬_¬)

http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc470/monkeydme/82c2a650-4d45-406e-9721-184b66597795_zpscbdae7f4.jpg

(Adds "Ice Make" to MUST HAVE MAGICS list)

http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc470/monkeydme/5_zpsf7af2079.jpg

awwwwww Jess is gonna hate me for this >_> .. ..

JUST as planned (¬‿¬)

http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc470/monkeydme/6218f1d5-4db8-4fbf-bda1-3499bbba937c_zpse74636c9.jpg

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>_>

<_<

Dammit, this was the best joke I could remember and still no one giving shit ( ._.) time to use the '''fan-service to BOOST the rating (*^*)

Raven, take the stage ( ^_^)/

Raven: Where is my payment? (ಠ_ಠ)

You will get it (ಠ⌣ಠ) someday ..

Raven: >_> shitty Stage company, can't even afford decent actors >_> On moving on to the Lady of my Lewd Dreams getting hot with Erza~

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Raven: ''*Checks his Purse* .. *No Money* .. someone, T.T Help her~

http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc470/monkeydme/8c593a36-1129-4bee-b5a3-60a37efc0c92_zps289b4fea.jpg

I AM BACK!! \(*^*)/

Raven: You selfish whore (ಠ_ಠ) pay me now ~

Go ask Mega >_> maybe he can do the landscaping work for you to pay-up the fee ^_^

Raven: DEAL! if he also beings his lazy Fat dad with him (ಠ⌣ಠ)

Consider it done! MOVING ON!! Its the return of the BOOBS!!

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..

yea, thats it ..

God: Disappointment as usual ..

Good, now GTFO （╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\

Hope you liked it guys .. this was suppose to be Mega's job to make the announcement blog along with a abridge to declare the first project of FA Team but due to some Mental-Health reasons he was unable to and I had to take the helm ( ._.) and .. '''I .. FAILED''' .. thus making the '''title of this blog ( ^_^)/

Regardless of my failure, I would like to welcome all the chosen members of FA Team both as Front-Line Member and Back-Up Members to this exiting team where we aim to have fun and laugh .. and make others laugh if the mood is right >_> won't happen often ..

For the next week, if anyone from the team would like to make their debut in the Abridge world then please let either me and Mega know and we will help you to our fullest to achieve the results you desire (Y)

Toodles everyone, support this team like you have always supported me ^_^ Luv <3

Everyone: >_> Is he talking to us? ..

Just support us (-_-)凸